With this election year being so nasty, I thought I could sweeten it up a bit... with Chocolate Syrup!

Preview pics to come!

Click For Trailer!

Yes, please!! You covered in chocolate syrup would be great!!

You've got my Vote !!!

Even if she forgets to wear her socks, she will always ... always always always ... be my first choice for First Lady

i vote pattycake!
love it love it love it!!

Oh so adorably sexy! Loves it & loves you Pattycake! Oh the voice & smile...*melts*

Erection day is finally here! "Dirty Politician: Erection Day" is now on sale to members for a limited time only! So grab your tic-tacs, grab a pussy, and grab this video before it disappears like the American electorate's faith in democracy!

Great pics! I love you,Patty!!!

Oh, MY! Patty, these pics are awesome! And the trailer was so hot!

You are so cute & sexy!

And I must say, after seeing that trailer, you are VERY flexible!

I loved you as a blonde, but I LOVE you as a redhead!

Norman

America has outsourced orgasms to the Chinese & Vietnamese for far too long, just so we can purchase cheap orgasms from Wal-Mart at $4.99 a dozen. I say, build a wall & keep illegal genitals out. Make Mexican porn stars pay for that wall!

Thank you for all your support! I was really excited about this and it makes me so happy to see such good responses to it from all of you.



That's awesome! And it made it 10 times funnier that I heard Zoidbergs voice the whole time I read it.

I thought my orgasms were great already, c/o Messygirl, Slapstickstuff, Anglefan, Artshtick, Wambabes. But, I suppose I won't know until I play Pattycake!

Fantastic pics Pattycake!

I don't want anyone to miss out who may want this video, so just a heads up that it will be vanishing into the vault very soon, perhaps to never be seen again. So if it looks like something you'll enjoy, now is the time to grab it.

"I promise you - if you buy Pattycake's video,
your erection's gonna be HUUUUGE!"

-- Donald Trump, 2005

i want that fucking toy!!!
the whole damn video is amazing.....
but yeah, i have to get that damn toy....
i have only had ONE toy in my life i acquired 3 years ago....
then, i got a hitachi and sadly they have been the only toys i have EVER HAD until about 3 weeks ago...
i NEED THIS ONE IN MY LIFE. LOVE IT!!
and this vid is great. mess. ass. pattycake. yup. winner winner. choco dinner

#pleasebemygirlfriend
#assgoals
#thisainteveninstagram. XD
#idontevenhaveinstagramortwitter!
bahahahaha

sorry yall, im a total pattycake fan.super groupie. its so sad XD lol!!

When I first got it, I called him "Clifford The Big Red Dong" but since using it, he's now known as "The Filibuster" for obvious reasons. Probably the biggest thing I've ever had inside me.

You should treat yourself. You deserve it. I got it on Amazon like most of my toys. I'm sure there's a traumatized handler at their shipping department who's had the misfortune of packing my boxes.


You're the sweetest. I just wanna give you a big sloppy wet hug.

calls em like i sees em
i love your stuff, the ideas are awesome and i dont know if i can get that other end in there....the big red dog is BIG.
ill have to work with the small end first XD
i have been wanting this g spot toy for forever....I need to update my amazon wish list. (i am hoping someone sees this and feels sorry for me, lol) the hitachi has been a GOD SEND tho. holy jeez. 0_O once you are single...or even if you arent. that thing is magical. i think they sprinkle magic fucking dust on that mother fucker!
anyway, you got a place to stay if you are ever on this side of the country again. nothing but love. keep it coming, miss pattycakes

So to get the video, we have to sub to your site and then we can access it as premium content that's a separate price??

Right!? The hitachi is amazing but I try to switch it up with other toys. I'm afraid if I use it too often, nothing else will satisfy me.



That is correct. I know it's not for everyone but my site currently has content dating back to 2003 all the way to present, so you do get a lot of bang for your buck with a subscription.

The video will be coming down sometime today, so if this is a must have for you, there's no time to spare.

its worth it, bob!
and i am usually strictly dick-ly....