hey yall!
so, i, ahem, Lux pronounced "lucks" not the latin way....loooox, have opened my store starting with some of my hottest and most extreme scenes!
It is still under construction and i do ask, if you want to buy anything of Jilly's to please refer to her twitter page and her store that she has posted on there, it seems to be where she has most her material, and or wamfuckers.net

anyhoooo! i have some great new scenes to come soon, and for now, i just have a few that i have put up but if you have a scene that you would like to see come back for sale, let me know! if i have not sold it to mr. reverendsl, i will put it back up for purchase!

I wont have all these up for long, i will be making a new catalogue and sticking to a certain genre, i do believe for the house of mess so if you like it, scoop it up bc the vids are long and awesome and the prices are lowwww. i will be putting more up through out the day and these will be up for a little while. couple of weeks, give or take

thanks for all the love and support and i hope you all like the new name!!

I am still working on the store, yall! i have a new vid to put up that is still pending for the bin but seriously,
if there are any jilly vids up, get them from her account on here "wamfuckers" or find her as " jilly cola" on twitter where she has her vids for sale! until i get all hers down so she can get the money for the ones you purchase, please! thanks!!

Sooooo good to have you back! I think it is too late for me to get a custom during this round but I am looking to have another one done sometime this winter. The one I got with Maria and Ariel was great and it would be awesome to get you and Ariel at it

ariel is taking customs with me in them
i have to get my custom producer status back since i am starting all over again.
by then, i will have it back! gonna have a couple new releases here soon so keep a lookout!

i am excited to be back. i reallly thought i was going to be gone forever. i was really depressed about it for a long time....
it feels good to be getting messy again and being able to be in touch with all of you again.

I am extremely happy to see you are back! Your natural reactions to the mess and seeing that you really loved getting messy made your videos so much better.

The few months we had to go without you made me miss your videos even more!! Welcome Back

Glad to see you back here!

Is Lux Lane any relation to Lois Lane?

I was afraid that you'd be gone forever, too!

I am so glad that you're back!



Norman

it is fantastic you are back and lots of classic Lux Lane scenes are returning. We have missed you and those scenes still look amazing

Plus of course, more of your scenes are also being added at the Mansion Of Mess..a different classic scene is being added each month thanks to a very thoughtful producer .

https://mansion-of-mess.umd.net/

There's two great scenes already there, and a fantastic savoury special coming next week

I would like to also welcome you back, but........ where you ever really gone?
Or where you just toying with us, reinventing yourself, making us want you even more now then ever. ( just as our musical son of Minnesota, Prince, did often)
It will be so nice to have your energy and enthusiasm back to grace our lives, So welcome home!

Welcome back Lux!

Fantastic news that you're back and getting messy again

Welcome back!

yes, you all!!! REVERENDSL has SOME of my BEST scenes! Ones that some of you newbies on here have never seen and i believe will be classics!!! so, in addition to my stuff he has some great classic scenes between me, jilly and ariel

is the name Lux in reference to the soap? Since you get so messy, that's the brand of soap you use to properly wash it all off?

Just asking.

no, it was JUST TOLD that it is a SOAP! i thought that was pretty brilliant. lux means "light" in latin...
i thought it flowed nicely with "lane"
so, i just put it up there...didn't really put a ton of thought into it. i thought it sounded pretty "lux lane"
i just hope these people who have been taught to sing in latin dont think its pronounced "looox" like the song " lux aterna" a personal fave.
its pronounced "lucks lane" which i think has a nice ring to it...
and now i know it is a soap which makes it even more awesome!
meant to be! i can dig it

WOW you look super cute and hot in those white slouch socks in that pic up top! Glad to see you back lady!

So I just got to ask. How much is the rent in the house of mess. I have often wondered that, LOL.

will we ever see a return of that awesome batter bath scene you did?

I'd love to see that scene you did with the marshmallow fluff pies again. That was brilliant!

Yeah, it's the name of a soap.

I guess you've never seen "A Christmas Story". In the first half of the film, Ralphie drops an F-bomb, and his mom makes him wash his mouth out.

The adult version of Ralph is narrating, saying "Over the years, I'd become quite the connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor."

oh shit! that was on that movie! ill be damned!!

and i have done now, probably 5 batter baths!

i am guessing you are referring to the green and purple one? that is the one that got the most attention. it was prettty rad.

i have QUITE a few others! white batter bath, chocolate batter bath, brownie batter bath.....

then the mystery substance is a mix of batter and special ingredients. i have fully submerged vids in that stuff too. it is batter on a whole other level!!

so hells yea, if anyone wants one, they arent that expensive at all! and they are super fun! plus, usually, you get more than one girl to play in it!!!

Maybe you should be Goldilocks (or Goldi-Lux? Gooey Lux, in this case), and try different baths in batter.

"This one is too runny. This one is too thick. Ah! This one is JUST right."

The 350-lb. batter bath was glorious! As was the mystery substance bath (after Ariel had her "fun" in it... )

shit yeah, that one was so rad.
and yes, we BOTH had our fun in that mystery substance tub!
it was too damn glorious not to!

shit yeah, that one was so rad.
and yes, we BOTH had our fun in that mystery substance tub!
it was too damn glorious not to!

MORE VIDS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE HOUSE OF MESS!

I am going down the list and kinda going backwards from newest to older ones so, you will start to see some older productions pop up on my wall....

but the new ones are up as well, the latest ones and i have a couple of never before seen ones coming soon.

ALSO: guys, not to cause a stir at all but i have had a few messages and comments regarding jilly.
jilly did not come back to the house of mess although i urged her to, to take the torch, i was fully prepared to pass on. I dont know why but i have been sent screen caps from her twitter here recently....it is disheartening to see the things being said.
I will NOT participate in the drama, nonsense, lies and all that.(POSTING MERELY TO CLEAR ANY FUCKING AIR!!) I will not. End of the day, she is my sister, i love her but her saying that she cannot come back to the umd bc of me or ariel or being bullied is NOT TRUE. if you all have seen on my wall or anything i have posted i have done nothing but give jilly so much praise and happily await her arrival back to the house of mess. she chose not to on her own accord.
As far as all the stuff she put up getting money, my family saw it on THEIR OWN and were upset (yes, some of my family members have twitter) i never said a word to her about it, i still kept on with the positive vibes about the umd bc jilly is a fantastic producer!
so, just to CLEAR THE AIR. I HAVE NOT SAID ONE NEGATIVE WORD ABOUT MY SISTER HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE. she will not be in the house of mess anymore bc her vids are taking up space here, and m.m. has to pay for bandwidth and i did not want what we have built to die out, and it was bc she did not return. Her feeling like she may be bullied are her own problems, i have never said a negative thing about her. I wish her nothing but the absolute best, i dont stalk her twitter i just know some mean words were said in the direction of myself and ariel.
I just want to clear that up with anyone who is buying from the house why jilly is not here. She has a new thing going which you can find her on twitter. It has absolutely nothing to do with any beef between me and her....bc as far as i knew, there wasnt any until ppl showed me being called names and i have no idea why.
ANYWAY, if you love jilly stuff, find her stuff on twitter under jilly cola!
if you have any DRAMA you feel like posting, SAVE IT FOR YOUR MAMA because i have nones of that. i dont have a twitter and i certainly dont have shit to say about anything. lies have been told, it is what it is....thats it. thats fucking ALL.

ANYWAY, we all getting messy and having a good time and thats what its fucking about!!! am i right?!! SO LETS GET FUCKING FILTHY, HOMIES!

New ones coming eh...... I'll have to clear my cards for all that!

yulp. got another one coming this week!

then after that it will be probably another week or two before i put up another one bc i am going out of town SO!
if you have been emailing me or anything, i will be leaving on a jet plane tomorrow night, i will be gone some days but i will check my email when i have service and all that and keep in touch!
so, dont freaks out if you dont hear from me for a couple of days, its a family thing
loves you all. thanks for sucha warm welcome back.
MORE VIDS ADDED TO THE HOUSE OF MESS IN THE MORNING!!!
ALL YOU NEWBIES CHECK THEM OUT AND EVEN YOU WHO HAVE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME! YOU MAY HAVE MISSED IT
XOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOX
#nolimits #noboundaries #embracethemess #unlimitedsupplies

as long as we are on here rocking and rolling, we gonna make it fun!!!

as far as jilly, you are right! we have had some amazing times and i wish her nothing but messy awesome fun! I am not sure why the name calling from some fellow umd' ers as well but, i aint worried. i havent talked to jilly but shes my sister and i wont bash her on the umd or anywhere else.

i just hope she finds the peace she deserves

awesome pics

Come to me, my messy friends....haha...I like to keep ya happy. This is my "I'm about to pounce you" face.
Looks sweet doesn't it? It's not. Hahaa XD