Lottie Lalay answers an advert to be the host of a new TV show... but little does she know that the TV show involves the host getting messy, and that she will be required to demonstrate that she can achieve this at interview. Despite being very smartly attired for the interview, in a lovely yellow dress and high heels, she agrees to take the audition challenge and soon finds herself on the receiving end of multiple pies to the face, custard over the head, down her cleavage and more, yoghurt over the head and down her knickers. It's all going on... but has Lottie done enough to get the job?
The ever delightful Lottie LaLay in another fantastic scene
Looking stunning as always in her yellow dress (it looks luminous green to me, but I maybe wrong, don't ask me to wire a plug ) Lottie is delunged in multiple creamy pies (including a classic pie sandwich), cascades of custard, and yogurt, ooooooo yummy. Ending up a full gooey mess and completely covered.
Mr Piggy Bank is getting another visit that's for sure.
I'd give her the TV part without a doubt. Splat-a-lite TV of course. Or maybe Goo Morning Britain
For those who like a little acting or roleplay in their scenes, there are few better than Lottie Lalay at bringing a character to life
We've seen her in other scenes with Brooke and Bri as a snooty inspector, but she's just at home here in front of a TV camera. She also shot a rather wonderful custom for me recently (again, with the help of the Rev ) I would definitely give her the job
I must confess I'm usually more of a shaving cream pies man, but I do have a particular fondness for the classic 'custard pie' on a flan base too. Lottie takes them like a champ!
Big shout out to the legendary Whitestar who selflessly pies and pours custard over one gorgeous model after another, and never ever complains. Joking aside, he really is the best assistant a producer could have, and has saved me from disaster about 1000 times.
I would agree with everyone who said that Lottie is one of the best, if not the best, actresses in WAM today.
and thanks for all the kind comments about my work in this thread.
Love you, too
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I would definitely give her the job 
