Kayleth's punishment continues and concludes as we pick up with Mortimer deciding more punishment is needed and removing Kayleth's knickers, leaving Kayleth naked and exposed in a most humiliating manner.
Next up it's melted chocolate over the head, and Kayleth also gets superbly covered with cream, white paint (!) and classic pies too. A bucket of oatmeal is called into service as the neverending trashing continues... Kayleth's punishment seems endless, and anyone would think Mortimer was enjoying it :).
A container of treacle is next, and of course the ubiquitous "pie to the pussy" to conclude.
There's a lot of wam going on here and by the end Kayleth is totally ruined. I think she will have learned her lesson, don't you, viewers?
Lapwingboy said: Kayleth and Mortimer sounds like a light Sunday Evening comedy drama about a pair of detectives..
We must make that programme.
ITV presents Kayleth and Mortimer....a gorgeous young model teams up with a bald middle-aged chancer, to solve non-violent crimes and punish the perpetrators with pies and cakes.
Frankly it is less absurd than having Emilia Fox attempt to solve cases the police couldn't solve, because she pays a pathologist on tv.
How about 'Judge Mortimer'. Resplendent in gown wig with gavel in hand. Settling civil disputes between (mainly) nicely dressed females. The loser is forced to 'settle' with some impromptu messy punishment (they didn't expect to have carried out there and then). There could even be a catchphrase such as "I'm sorry but...(pause)...the gavel strikes for you, Kayleth. Guilty! (Bang)". Then you could guide the overly enthusiastic winner in doling out the punishment to the loser in Mortimer's characteristic, gentle, avuncular yet pathologically sadistic and determined style.
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