... but every time I have a shower, I imagine as if I'm standing in a gunge tank and warm green gunge is poured over me!


I don't get messy all too often, once a year I think, so this is my alternative
I think this is a common side effect of being infected with the WAM virus?

That's actally a really cool idea, going to have to try that!

You just described my puberty.

Guilty!

Absolutely- sometimes when sitting down on the loo too

Yep, I may have bought too much cheap shampoo to use as gunge too. Not as suspect as keeping custard in the bathroom.

My formative years, before I knew of kinks or sex or anything, was exactly this. I would get in trouble for wearing underwear in the bath or making gunge from whatever I could find and wouldn't be missed.