Maybe Regis is less of a person and more of a title?

"The Regis is dead, long live the Regis"?

At the very least Regis made sure we'll always remember him when we see Bea Arthur get pied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf6YoRLcGIs

Yeah, thanks for checking in on him and updating us all, Rich. We wish him well.

The UMD and WAM's own @dril. Can only ever pray I can reach that level of snark posting. Hope he's keeping well

Finally my time to shine

I'm glad to here he didn't go on a journey with in the trunk of someones car with a couple of shovels banging against his head.

Hope he's ok, and whatever it is doesn't end in kidnapping charges.

I would go as far as saying 65.1243572461% less amusing.

To be such a presence in almost every thread and then to disappear completely... it's just too weird unless... he was a closet wammer to his wife or GF and he got busted and she was not understanding. Or he was posting at work and got caught. Just speculating but I can't think of any other plausible explanations.

That said I echo the tributes of others. Not only was he hilarious at times, he also made some of insightful comments once in a while.

Agreed this place will be a lot less entertaining without old Reeg.

But how much splooging has Regis done while looking at Jayce's material? So much that it'll fill his boots as well as Jayce's!!! It's the thought that counts!

This is unacceptable. It was funny for a few hours but you need to come back now, Regis.

I mean this when I say thank you for the detective work. I was wondering what the hell happened as well.

I feel like I'm an ass like Regis all the time in my real life with friends, and with acquaintances and strangers on social media, but I'm too much of a lurker on here to step up and take the reigns. That guy was one crazy mother.

I appreciate it, but honestly, my "detective work" was logging onto my SS mail and reading the email Regis sent me.

Email title? "Regicide."

His wife caught him. RIP Regis.

It's obvious what has happened. The mid term elections are over and now he has decided to run for U.S. President in 2020 so he needs to expunge all his online history before he makes a run for elective office. He already picked a slogan....MAMA Make America Muddy Again.

Here's what REALLY happened folks.

Regis' true identity is CNN's Jim Acosta and when he heard that his pass was revoked, he thought it meant MM revoked his UMD pass because that is the pass that matters most to him.

Sometimes real life interferes with online life.

Online life is not real life? Damn.

THIS is why you can't find him (hopefully, Messmaster will appreciate this, too)

I heard he's gone chasing moving goalposts

Holy shit. It all makes sense now:

The timing of the disappearance.

The corny jokes.

The inexplicable Bea Arthur fetish (she was born in the same year).

Regis was Stan Lee.
Stan. Motherfucking. Lee.

No...that's going too far sir I refuse to believe our innocent, and beautiful Stanley Martin Lieber was in fact our lovable scumbag Regis.

They are like Yin and Yang, oil and water, dry ice and thermite!

You're just smearing his good name because you're obviously a DC only fan based on your avatar!

Of course - she was the one that helped him kidnap all those ex-models he had chained up in his basement. I mean someone had to feed and water them while he was busy not buying Rich's videos and almost persuading Lisa to pose topless.

Or a job?!

That guy (gal? has made me a laugh a lot over the last few years

So what am I meant to do with this "Regis' #1 Fangirl" t-shirt I had made up?

Make a messy video in it and say his name 3 times (about how much you want to fuck him would help) and he shall appear.

How many virgins do I need to sacrifice?

I dunno, I don't think virgins are his thing. Maybe if you offered up Betty White?