I've been scouting for a good mud spot all year and it's been a complete dud. I found a weird spring on a ride today (it's not very pretty or clean though). And not dirty in the good kind of way. Just trash everywhere.

That said

This here was the best day of my life. Even if I never get to cross anything else off that list, this was still a thing. And it is burned into my brain so deep I will never forget.

Backpacking off of this for a scene idea involving the black sofa:

Clothing: these three black dresses. You could really do any black item of clothing you want, I'm just doing maxi dresses because they get me off the most.

https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Essentials-Womens-Dress-X-Small/dp/B097K6ZGSQ/ref=asc_df_B097K6ZGSQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=605586258671&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12259303121966367792&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9007562&hvtargid=pla-1679264531188&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Essentials-Womens-Short-Sleeve-X-Large/dp/B097K7CRV8/ref=asc_df_B097K7CRV8/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=602803244603&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12259303121966367792&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9007562&hvtargid=pla-1678675734680&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/PRIMODA-Womens-Shoulder-Summer-Pockets/dp/B08C76SHF6

Going maxi because I know from experience that it clings like crazy when it's wet. The first two look short but my girlfriend had to dry the first a few times because it was borderline floor dragging on her, and she had to send back the second because it was too long.

Title: Back in Black

Game: playing songs with the word "black in them". You guess the song right, either a pie in the face or the bucket "accidentally" tips over and you get a nice drizzle. You get it wrong, you get a nice douse of something(my douse, I mean an entire bucket).You get three wrong, into the tank you go for a deluge of goo. Starts off crazy easy (eg Back in Black by AC/DC), but by the end it's crazy hard. Dresses should be nice and slimy by the end. Once three seconds have passed, they start pouring a little and don't stop until you guess it right.

This just wouldn't happen, for a few reasons- But, recently I've been re-watching Seinfeld and-
My current fixation is Elaine. Especially mess wise, letting her destroy me with pies all while laughing at me is always on my mind. I also can't stop thinking about her making me lay down to let her smear her feet over my pie smothered face.

(Could probably same the same about Kat Dennings, Kristen Bell, Bayley or Becky Lynch, etc. Pretty much any girl from cute to gorgeous)

Does anyone else have a fantasy of seeing Vanna White getting wet/messy? No idea how it would happen though unless-

1. Gets nominated for an honorary goo show award and then breaks the record for most slime for a single award.

2. Some sort of one-off Wheel of Fortune episode where she gets messy every time someone gets the word right, then changes, and every dress that get slimed/wet gets donated to charity.

My first thought was that Vanna White isn't that sexy. Then I found this pic.

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Weirdly I think I'm in the minority here that like isn't into naked wam in the least. Idk what it is but long dresses have an absolute stranglehold on me.

While we're on the subject, new item for my bucket list- my girlfriend said she'd wear a maxi dress and a jean jacket in the shower for me. Partially out of convenience because the jacket shrunk a while back and she wants to see if it will stretch it but we're going places.

I have always wanted to participate in a tug of war over a mud pit, with deep creamy mud. After one team is pulled in, the other team jumps into the mud too! Everybody is wrestling everybody. And I know this would never happen at a public venue, but people start to rip each other's clothes off and everyone ends up naked

Other than fucking Brooke Madison in a gunge bath in her pvc boots, my bucket list is literally buckets!!

Buckets full of nasty slop, filling expensive designed clothes, and a lot of head dunking with a sexy girl, then shredding the clothes to shreds and fucking girl from behind whilst her head submerged in the slop

New thing: a model gets messy, changes her outfit (partially because I want to see how messy a dress would get just from going over an already messy model's head), and then gets messy again.

Also, Navy Seals have a thing they do that's called wet and sandy where they roll and round in the sand then have to charge into the water.

I want to see a model do a variation in an outfit like this [this]()"> Just to see how low the neckline would get from repeatedly getting covered in mud, hosed down, and how much the hem would stretch.

First:
Like 3 pools full of different substance each.
This is difficult. Bc I have so many! It's endless!

Oooh, what about a pool with three different densities!?

So on the bottom you'd have something really this, and then something lesser in the middle and then the least dense!

If you really wanna get fancy, use polar and non-polar things like oil and water!

I am one of the lucky one who actually did get my ultimate WAM fantasy come true. I found a beautiful woman's picture on the internet one day many yrs ago. She was just a young model is various poses in different clothes, but I was smitten..there was something about her eyes..they looked into my soul. I fantasized about this woman from time to time, about meeting her some day. Fast forward a few years and I was shocked to see her picture again here on this site. I was in love. Suddenly there was my dream girl, in my dream fantasy, wallowing around in chocolate, in icing, in mud, and my ultimate fantasy in oatmeal. This was too good to be true, the WAM gods were smiling down on me. It couldn't get any better than this. Oh, but it could and it did. She announced she would be doing private sessions. What, I could meet her. What, I could see and touch her naked? What, I could smear chocolate on her breasts?
No, this was to good to be true. Impossible, there must be some trick, a joke, a cruel lie. But I made the appointment, stopped at the hotel on my way back from a trip farther up north. I checked in, went to my room, and soon there was a knock on the door. There she was, right in front of me. I was speechless. If you haven't guessed by now, there was Ariel from Wambabes, giving me a hug. And then I was introduced to the stunning Jayce, who also hugging me. We played for hours, and they both treated me like I was their long lost best friend. It was one of the best nights of my life. I say one of, because I had the honor of repeating this in-counter twice more. I know she is unpopular now, but
I hope to meet Jayce again some day, as she is a true classy lady. And I plan on crossing the pond next year to visit some of Englands mud, and play with some of their great wam models.
Also, I had Messygirl actually send me a message saying she liked one of my videos. Can it get any better than thattrue WAM Royality actually took the time to write me!!!

Jayc let's do it!!!!!!!

There is a scene I want to shoot that has been on my bucket (fantasy) list.

I'd like to shoot it (mostly) POV. The scenario is that the model has been caught stealing lots of messy items and is pleading with the manager (camera POV) to keep her job. She is seated next to a table with all the things she has stolen. Firstly she starts offering sexual favours such as allowing the manager to fondle her boobs or putting his hand down her pants or she starts to undo his trousers. But each time the camera POV keeps panning over to the food. Eventually, she realises that he is "one of those WAM perverts" so in order to keep her job he seduces him by getting herself messy and inviting him to get her messy. She suggests different ways in which he can be involved such as "rub this on my boobs" or "pie me" or "fill my knickers" - she is constantly teasing and seducing him. She strips as she does so and she also deliberately gets him messy by rubbing her messy naked body against him. She finishes by pouring custard down his pants and rubbing it into his crotch. Not only does she keep her job but she has got a raise out of the manager... in more ways than one!

So now all I need is someone to commission it as a custom and a willing young female model to shoot it with me!

I want a gender reveal scenario where all of the messy items are the color of the theoretical baby's gender, topped off with a cake plopped on top of their face.

My browser might be stuck in 2014 from me googling chevron maxi dress for this site so many times, but have the person in this dress because it's already so ugly that a nice coating of blue/pink slime along with a cake couldn't do it much worse.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/49/37/72/493772772a2825d9644673aaaebb8527.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/49/37/72/493772772a2825d9644673aaaebb8527.jpg

This dress is hideous to the point where I bet a nice coating of slime honestly wouldn't make it look any worse

I've got one of those dildo machines if what's stopping you is needing the equipment. I'm sure the people in this thread don't want that fantasy to go unfulfilled.