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"What have I not done in the mud?!"
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Jay said: How about "The Six-Figure Mud Challenge"? Basically, hit ALL the goodwills, garage sales, thrift shops in the nicer parts of town and pick up (dirt cheap, of course) every single "what was formerly thousands of dollars when it sold new" wedding dresses, designer clothing, furs, etc. over time until you come up with what ONCE was $100,000 in formal attire. Hang it all up on a rack next to the mud pit (with WIRE coat hangers, of course) Then have a Mud-a-thon session, where you put on the first one, dive and roll in the mud in it, then take some scissors and cut/rip your way out of it (preferably with a caption listing what the outfit's original retail sales price once was when it was sold new and a running total of all of them) and then once you finish shredding it, walk over to the rack and grab the next one in line, slip it on while still covered in mud from the last one, and repeat it, over and over, until you hit the $100,000 mark (in former retail prices, at least- obviously not what YOU purchase them for as used). Wind up with a big pile of destroyed formal wear, and then if possible, bury it all and walk away with a smile. 
I do recall that you trashed that expensive wedding dress a while back and it was thousands by itself, but that was what you paid for it, Obviously, doing this with new clothes at full retail would not be practical, but there are a lot of outfits that SOMEONE paid a ton of money for that could possibly be picked up for pennies on the dollar and the six-figure part *would* be legitimate from the perspective of what they each ONCE sold for. I don't recall seeing you (or anyone else on the UMD over the years, for that matter) mudding through THAT many outfits all in one run at the same time, and in the same video? You would have a record that would beat out ANYONE, past or present.
Anyway, just a suggestion, since you asked for them.
I do recall that you trashed that expensive wedding dress a while back and it was thousands by itself, but that was what you paid for it, Obviously, doing this with new clothes at full retail would not be practical, but there are a lot of outfits that SOMEONE paid a ton of money for that could possibly be picked up for pennies on the dollar and the six-figure part *would* be legitimate from the perspective of what they each ONCE sold for. I don't recall seeing you (or anyone else on the UMD over the years, for that matter) mudding through THAT many outfits all in one run at the same time, and in the same video? You would have a record that would beat out ANYONE, past or present.
Anyway, just a suggestion, since you asked for them.
Just fyi! For your suggestion? I have BINS OF YEARS OF CLOTHES reeeaaally nice expensive stuff I'm willing to rip the fuck up and have offered to do so at a discounted rate for a custom. Bc it's HARD to get all that stuff bagged back up and back up the hill. And I already have some hunters floating down the river and a purse and satin dress and I feel bad about that
But heck yeah! I'd have to start off with the tighter clothing bc dressing while muddy? Is hard! Maybe we could find a big rock to change on! But my camera man would deffo charge me extra for how long I would take! He's always rushing me! I'm in the cool mud! He doesn't always get in! Hahahahaha!
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Jayce said:What have I not done in the mud?
Me
My fantasy to take a mud bath with you.
As far as something I would pay to see
Story
You and your husband work demanding jobs. you get home before he does stressed out. You try to unwind by having a cigarette break in your driveway. You still have your outfit on from work, skin tight black leather leggings, black leather stilleto knee high boots and a white tank top. Having a cigarette will not work. You go in the house and think of ways to unwind. You got it. You strip butt naked put your hair in a shower cap. You make your way out of the house butt naked with your hair in a shower cap. You light another cigarette trying to unwind. You finally reach your mud pit. You make your way into the stinky blackish brown slop. All that is exposed and has not been touched by the mud is your shoulders, head, and face. You masturbate then pause before giving yourself a much deserved mud facial. Right before you stick your face into the mud your husband calls out your name. You yell back at him I'm back here in the mud. He comes running. He sees yiu sticking out of the mud smiling at him. He asks what you are doing? You answer unwinding in a mud bath. You can see the bulge in his pants and invite him in. You tell him clothing is optional! He begins to completely undressed. Right before he eagerly jumps in you tell him to wait! You would like to give him oral sex for a cum facial. After spending ten minutes fucking your face he explodes completely covering you in cum! He slips into the mud makes his way and you two spend the next hour French kissing and becoming unrecognizable mud monsters.
As far as something I would pay to see
Story
You and your husband work demanding jobs. you get home before he does stressed out. You try to unwind by having a cigarette break in your driveway. You still have your outfit on from work, skin tight black leather leggings, black leather stilleto knee high boots and a white tank top. Having a cigarette will not work. You go in the house and think of ways to unwind. You got it. You strip butt naked put your hair in a shower cap. You make your way out of the house butt naked with your hair in a shower cap. You light another cigarette trying to unwind. You finally reach your mud pit. You make your way into the stinky blackish brown slop. All that is exposed and has not been touched by the mud is your shoulders, head, and face. You masturbate then pause before giving yourself a much deserved mud facial. Right before you stick your face into the mud your husband calls out your name. You yell back at him I'm back here in the mud. He comes running. He sees yiu sticking out of the mud smiling at him. He asks what you are doing? You answer unwinding in a mud bath. You can see the bulge in his pants and invite him in. You tell him clothing is optional! He begins to completely undressed. Right before he eagerly jumps in you tell him to wait! You would like to give him oral sex for a cum facial. After spending ten minutes fucking your face he explodes completely covering you in cum! He slips into the mud makes his way and you two spend the next hour French kissing and becoming unrecognizable mud monsters.
Muhmy2 said: If you really want to get nuts, do something with a girl AND a guy!
done it a few times! its in my store!!!
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Jayce you mentioned jump rope. Boy was that a great video. Tight white crop top, short colorful Nike athletic shorts, Nike sneakers and cute Brittney pigtails. Damn it now I need to revisit that movie. 
I wish I could afford a muddy naughty cheerleader or pass you the naughty Hooters girl torch.....or sexy shiny Y2K girl....... or?
I wish I could afford a muddy naughty cheerleader or pass you the naughty Hooters girl torch.....or sexy shiny Y2K girl....... or?
Curiouspaints said: What if you tried dancing in the mud
A two person dance from start to finish
VIDEO
A two person dance from start to finish
VIDEO
If anyone does a WAM equivalent of the dance from Pulp Fiction.... I would honestly be forever indebted to them.
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mhalver said: I always love to see when mud has dried on the model.
THAT IS ALWAYS HARD (haha! insert pun)
bc the mud that is typically the BEST to play in? is sooo thick and creamy? it would take FOREVER for it to actually HARDEN when you come out of it. the river clay i just put up in my recent vid?
that would be your best bet for something like that but you would have to meticulously swipe and probably have cam man or someone else swipe it JUST RIGHT and then? find a super sunny spot to sit in for quite some time. the mud is just....phenomenal. but....real tough to have the time to dry up all the way.
that is more like, using the thinner stuff like i did the indoor pool of mud? that stuff would be awesome for hardening...it is creamy but its not "thick thick"
and would still take SOME TIME being exposed to heat or sun to really "dry"
and lemme tell you. i have had some dry on me before? and it IIIIIIIIITCHED LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!! HAHAHH!
Everyone says "oh i bet mud is sooo good for your skin and hair!" its not....haha! but hells bells! It is SO FUCKING FUN!
#JAYCELOVESMUD new hashtag. bc i fucking DO!
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Charlotte Black said:
If anyone does a WAM equivalent of the dance from Pulp Fiction.... I would honestly be forever indebted to them.
Curiouspaints said: What if you tried dancing in the mud
A two person dance from start to finish
VIDEO
A two person dance from start to finish
VIDEO
If anyone does a WAM equivalent of the dance from Pulp Fiction.... I would honestly be forever indebted to them.
I LIVE for dance. ive been doing it since I was young. dance teams, cheer, then jazz, ballet, pointe and as of recent? I do pole fitness which has its own forms of dance aspects.
I have kinda moved away from my jazz and ballet background and i would like to revisit it. i have been recently playing around with learning how to "shuffle dance" and boy! is that HARD as in ? you lose your breath like 3 seconds in!
I would die to do like, a mud dance. contemp. dance from like shallow to deep mud, writhing and dancing with the mud pressing against my every move....oh my god.....
i would die to do it!!! hmmmmm.....now my wheels are turning...id love to have pantyhose, and a dance get up but make little spots in it where i rip it slowly during it....
oh diiiiigitty dog. i have so many ideas!
the pulp fiction dance could TOTALLY be wammed out! im imagining it now!
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Jayce said:
THAT IS ALWAYS HARD (haha! insert pun)
bc the mud that is typically the BEST to play in? is sooo thick and creamy? it would take FOREVER for it to actually HARDEN when you come out of it. the river clay i just put up in my recent vid?
that would be your best bet for something like that but you would have to meticulously swipe and probably have cam man or someone else swipe it JUST RIGHT and then? find a super sunny spot to sit in for quite some time. the mud is just....phenomenal. but....real tough to have the time to dry up all the way.
that is more like, using the thinner stuff like i did the indoor pool of mud? that stuff would be awesome for hardening...it is creamy but its not "thick thick"
and would still take SOME TIME being exposed to heat or sun to really "dry"
and lemme tell you. i have had some dry on me before? and it IIIIIIIIITCHED LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!! HAHAHH!
Everyone says "oh i bet mud is sooo good for your skin and hair!" its not....haha! but hells bells! It is SO FUCKING FUN!
#JAYCELOVESMUD new hashtag. bc i fucking DO!
mhalver said: I always love to see when mud has dried on the model.
THAT IS ALWAYS HARD (haha! insert pun)
bc the mud that is typically the BEST to play in? is sooo thick and creamy? it would take FOREVER for it to actually HARDEN when you come out of it. the river clay i just put up in my recent vid?
that would be your best bet for something like that but you would have to meticulously swipe and probably have cam man or someone else swipe it JUST RIGHT and then? find a super sunny spot to sit in for quite some time. the mud is just....phenomenal. but....real tough to have the time to dry up all the way.
that is more like, using the thinner stuff like i did the indoor pool of mud? that stuff would be awesome for hardening...it is creamy but its not "thick thick"
and would still take SOME TIME being exposed to heat or sun to really "dry"
and lemme tell you. i have had some dry on me before? and it IIIIIIIIITCHED LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!! HAHAHH!
Everyone says "oh i bet mud is sooo good for your skin and hair!" its not....haha! but hells bells! It is SO FUCKING FUN!
#JAYCELOVESMUD new hashtag. bc i fucking DO!
Yep, I understand the difficulty with that, which is why it is so rare to see. There are some candid shots you have shared with mud days where it has dried, and there are a few clips in your videos with your former partner where one or both of you didn't clean up before shooting the other where it has dried on you. Those are really awesome shots!
It isn't something that anybody does real often. There was a store on here (don't know if they are still here or not) that did a bit of bdsm with mud and I have a vid I bought from them where one girl tied the other in the back of a truck after throwing her in the mud and let it dry.
Hey Jayce! Queen of mud, goddess of the mire. You bog beauty!
We all know how much you love mud but what if you pretended you didn't? Hear me out...
So you've been tasked with doing some volunteering work to clean up a local pond / river / deep mud spot. You get there and see it's SO MUDDY!! How ever will you get the leaves and branches out of the mud without getting dirty. Ewww!
Luckily you were given some protective clothing to wear! So you strip down and get dressed in your 2 piece diving wetsuit, Hunter boots, long rubber gloves and your lifejacket with a crotch strap. As you tighten the crotch strap and zip up your wetsuit, you begin to feel ready to take on the mud!
You tentatively step in, sinking up to your knees. Wriggling around in the discussing mess you try to reach all the leaves and branches from the surface and place them at the side. But you keep getting more and more muddy. Eventually you end up having to slide over into the deeper parts and now almost covered completely you find you are beginning to like the feeling!
So you come back to the shore and take a run up and dive in tot he deepest part. Sinking as far as you can you completely cover yourself in the soft mud. Your rubber gloves, rubber boots and lifejacket all covered in thick mud...and you roll around, enjoying the fact you are actually clean under the wetsuit.
You keep clearing the muddy area of twigs and leaves and bits of trash until you find something unusual - a discarded vibrator. You switch it on and much your surprise and delight it works!
Looking around you check to see if anyone is near then slide it down to your eager crotch. Falling back into the mess, you writhe around, grind and fuck yourself with the toy until you cum - screaming into the mud.
Then you wade back to the shore and undress. A job well done!
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That would be my voyeuristic fantasy. And I don't think you've ever done anything with wetsuits, lifejackets or rubber gloves? Althought I have always enjoyed your amazing collection of Hunter boots!
Your fan,
Swish87
We all know how much you love mud but what if you pretended you didn't? Hear me out...
So you've been tasked with doing some volunteering work to clean up a local pond / river / deep mud spot. You get there and see it's SO MUDDY!! How ever will you get the leaves and branches out of the mud without getting dirty. Ewww!
Luckily you were given some protective clothing to wear! So you strip down and get dressed in your 2 piece diving wetsuit, Hunter boots, long rubber gloves and your lifejacket with a crotch strap. As you tighten the crotch strap and zip up your wetsuit, you begin to feel ready to take on the mud!
You tentatively step in, sinking up to your knees. Wriggling around in the discussing mess you try to reach all the leaves and branches from the surface and place them at the side. But you keep getting more and more muddy. Eventually you end up having to slide over into the deeper parts and now almost covered completely you find you are beginning to like the feeling!
So you come back to the shore and take a run up and dive in tot he deepest part. Sinking as far as you can you completely cover yourself in the soft mud. Your rubber gloves, rubber boots and lifejacket all covered in thick mud...and you roll around, enjoying the fact you are actually clean under the wetsuit.
You keep clearing the muddy area of twigs and leaves and bits of trash until you find something unusual - a discarded vibrator. You switch it on and much your surprise and delight it works!
Looking around you check to see if anyone is near then slide it down to your eager crotch. Falling back into the mess, you writhe around, grind and fuck yourself with the toy until you cum - screaming into the mud.
Then you wade back to the shore and undress. A job well done!
--------------------
That would be my voyeuristic fantasy. And I don't think you've ever done anything with wetsuits, lifejackets or rubber gloves? Althought I have always enjoyed your amazing collection of Hunter boots!
Your fan,
Swish87
i do have some new hunters i cant wait to get muddy! i wore them in the rain the other day for the first time! i went to snap a pic and my phone died :/ wah wah waaahhhh
i love the ideas! i do!
i wanna try to incorporate small bits of what everyone is asking for into a video.
the sun bathing, the expensive outfits, the hunters (bc i love hunters) white clothing, deffo love some vibrators in the mud....oooo weeee.....
also....the drying of the mud? i may be able to do that but the truck i typically can use? has a bad battery and alternator. so? i have an suv....that the seats fold down so i would be exposed , yes, bc the hatch in the back is open....but it would be better to have me sat on the edge of the open hatch, legs open and arms above me and then drive off....honestly i feel like that is more "exposing" you are literally strapped to the back of a moving suv!
im trying to come up with a really great idea that incorporates a little of everything.....
anyhoooo, yall that are talking to me here on the umd? PLEASE PLEASE EMAIL ME! i dont check the umd box enough!
jaycelane0611@gmail.com to discusss ideas! please! i end up missing your messages for weeks sometimes!
i love the ideas! i do!
i wanna try to incorporate small bits of what everyone is asking for into a video.
the sun bathing, the expensive outfits, the hunters (bc i love hunters) white clothing, deffo love some vibrators in the mud....oooo weeee.....
also....the drying of the mud? i may be able to do that but the truck i typically can use? has a bad battery and alternator. so? i have an suv....that the seats fold down so i would be exposed , yes, bc the hatch in the back is open....but it would be better to have me sat on the edge of the open hatch, legs open and arms above me and then drive off....honestly i feel like that is more "exposing" you are literally strapped to the back of a moving suv!
im trying to come up with a really great idea that incorporates a little of everything.....
anyhoooo, yall that are talking to me here on the umd? PLEASE PLEASE EMAIL ME! i dont check the umd box enough!
jaycelane0611@gmail.com to discusss ideas! please! i end up missing your messages for weeks sometimes!
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