OKAY. so after years of bragging about being a champion, head dunking, fucking, idgaf, whatever the hell....

PLEASE buy wax ear plugs...you cant see them and they protect your ears. i got a double ear infection and did not properly treat it...now, i have one ear that SOMETHING is still stuck so far down in it, i cant get it out...i have to get it treated with antibiotics before they can even clear out the canal....and my head is CONSTANTLY RINGING. im shooting this week and they basically said "well it cant get much worse i dont suppose....you dont NEED to do it but go ahead and come in right after...." so yeah. dont try to be an idiot bad ass like myself. take care of your ears. wax, clear earplugs can mold and shape to the canal. are SAFE in the canal while you wam and you cannot see them. PLEASE WEAR THEM!!! this shit SUCKS. i got on the pole to practice and about broke my neck bc my equilibrium was WAY off. I had to find my balance again. so, anyway...im still a total bad ass...and i probably wont remember all teh time but dont be a "jayce" .....really and truthfully in any walk of life. im a babbling dumb ass and a fucking lover of wam but i just go for it and im like "fuck it wooooo!" yeah. not smart. basically. take everything i do, and do the opposite and you will go far. thank you for reading this psa. with no paragraphing. shut the fuck up, robby.
im gonna end up like this again....if i let this infection keep going. its gonna eat whats left of muh brain! and there is not much left so......yeah.
note: this is not me right now....!!!!! im not hospitalized!!!! but if i dont take care of it, i fucking will be!!! take care of yourself!!! be a smart wammer! dont be a jayce!!!

Well, not to worry, I'll bet it's slowly burrowing its way out!

That sucks. I hope you feel better soon!

Sorry to hear this. Please look after yourself, Jayce - we've got Candy semi-retiring for health reasons, so we can't afford to lose you as well!

And yet, the irony is that - how can I put this politely? - it's precisely this over-enthusiastic klutziness that we all love about you! As you say, you're not just called Jayce, you ARE a Jayce...

well, dont fret. i have beeen this way my whole life so i dont see much of that changing except me remembering to wear earplugs!! lol and i appreciate that. most people find me weird as fuck. rightfully so. im cool with that. i have a wide variety of friends so it keeps things interesting.

You do not need to be a bad ass. That ringing and the bad balance is your body screaming at you to fucking stop!!! So what if you don't dunk your head anymore. So what if you have to dial it back a notch. Your hearing is not worth losing. Plus you have your eyes too. Are you trying to be the Hellen Keller of WAM???!!! Take care of your body. I would rather have less head dunking and longevity and a good life than have a bunch of head dunking and shit and you going blind and deaf. When your kids graduate high school, do you want to hear the applause?

yes jay! these are it!! you can mold them to fit in the canal or around the canal safely and they will stay in place, typically. we have had a few fall out during mud season where we actually gave some fucks that day and put them in...but they fell out towards the end of the session so, it turned out alright. all head dunking was done bc the head dunking was was kinda suctioned them out of the ears bc that river clay mud is SERIOUS when you are head dunking. any other substance, they have stayed in place for me. i will be using them this week to catch up on customs bc of the death of my buddy adn then fall break falling RIGHT after....i have 3 of them i have to do this week. i will be using EXACTLY these. i am super stoked about these customs, though. all ears aside. and only one of them will have head dunking but im so damn stoked about it, im not fretting. the docs said just to come in right after and they will get me set up and on the mend. the big issue as well is my eyes. i wear contacts bc i catn see for shit. lol. when i am wamming, especially on camera, i want to be able to see what im doing. (im nearsighted) so the camera is a blur, anything that is arms distance is a blur. but when you wear contacts and wam, all that stuff, you cant just BLINK it out....it gets stuck behind your contacts...and when you broke with no insurance. you use what you got! so i am soaking the last contacts i have left and using glasses when i can. there also lies a problem....my vision has changed so my glasses give me a headache!! lol when it rains it pours. MESSMASTER, CAN WE GET SOME HEALTH BENEFITS?? lol im kidding. its all stuff that needs to be done, just like, exfoliating my got damn face adn taking care of my skin. im no spring chicken anymore, man. cant just bounce back all the time, forever! i just had this talk with my mom....about all the SHIT you have to do to take care of your skin and im like "OMG YAAAWWWWNNNN THIS SOUNDS TERRIBLE!!" jesus crimminy! but yes EVERYONE PLEASE TAKE MY ADVICE AND PROTECT YOUR EARS, TAKE OUT YOUR CONTACTS IF YOU CAN, AND MAKE TIME TO GET YOURSELF CHECKED OUT AND CHECKED UP!! i love ya! xoxoxo

That's a shame, I hope you're feeling better soon.

Ahh man....

This sucks

Two of our greatests, both posting about the wam health downsides at the same time

Really sorry to hear (no pun intended) about your infection Jayce If it helps at all, I use Hopi candles on a regular basis.

Really hope it clears and you feel better soon.

Big Love xx

I'm intrigued as to what you told the doctor happened..

I hope you feel better soon Jayce. You really have to be one of the most dedicated WAM models around and this proves it

I'll be interested to hear too, although I suspect Jayce has long worked out a convincing story. I know Jilly has said she used to explain away weird infections in...other areas...so I'm sure ears don't give Jayce any problems

For those about to start a session and find you are without ear plugs, a small wad of toilet paper will work too (like half a square). Years ago I had a bad ear infection from wam but no problems since using this method. You'd think things would soak through but the paper stays remarkably clean inside.

Good luck and take care, Jayce!!

I love you Jayce! stay safe and healthy

Since my return you may or may not have noticed particularly in the mud but I have also been wearing protection for my ears as it was becoming a nightmare weeks after doing shoots getting ear infections, so most of the time I have something to stop the mud going down especially after I get in the water as that just helped it get deeper so I cannot recommend it enough

Get well soon!! You are still totally badass, but look after yourself!! x

On the plus side, there is one person who can finally order his hospital/ WAM crossover custom now.

Jayce should try and get a nurse to pie her in the face!!! LOL.

I'm curious, how did you explain this to the doctors and how did they react?

I think if you polled anyone on here, they would overwhelmingly say that Jayce is smokin' hot. The truth is, she's also funny as hell. Take my word for it as I'm an authority. I own all her Hooters videos with Ariel. HAHAHAHA

Get well soon you are awesome Jayce .

i literally told him EVERYTHING i had done since it started bothering me.


and it was a lot.


he said "welp, okay....." lol and then asked me "how do you get into this?" and i just laughed and shrugged. honest to god, my ears hurt so bad THAT day i wasnt in the mood for jokes but meh, he was cool about it he was funny and making jokes. best he could. he was cute so i didnt really pay attention to his jokes. lol XD

but i told him EVERYTHING. and showed him a few things even....some screen caps i had taken of some stuff that i havent even released yet....just to show i wasnt fuckign around...that he needed to clean this shit out...that he can give me all the antibiotics in the world but we saw something big, deep in my ear and then we saw it disappear, along with a bunch of other debris. so.....i had to show him, like, hey, see the other half of that body? thats me? the other half under all that mud?? yeah thats half way into it bro.....and i did that about 8 times in a row. not including just WALLOWING in it.

he looked and kinda lilke, jumped back, like "oh shit, i shouldnt be looking at this, im only a doctor who works on the human anatomy" lol but it was funny how many questions he had and i wish i could have answered them FUNNY but i was in a lot of pain that particular day. so it was a lot of fake laughing and shrugging. but he was funny like when i was going to leave "okay so when is the next time you are going to be sticking your head into baked goods or outdoor mud pits?? because you will need to try to wear protection, take this zpack, come back as soon as you are done with planting your whole head into things and we will get you cleaned out" and i told him "yes because any money i make will be going to you, so, comes full circle" lol that was about as "funny" as it got as far as dry humor. the rest was him being shocked and tryign to still be a doctor and crack dumb ass jokes.
lol

Considering doctors in A&E are forever having to keep a straight face when someone tries to explain how a foreign object has ended up inside their rectum ("Well I stood up from the sofa and then slipped, and the remote control was right there so I suppose I just sat back down on it...."), there's surely a limit on how shocked they can be when a bit of wammy sludge has ended up in somone's ears...

This is partly my fault due to a mud commission I had her do for me

HEY!!! i choose to do what i do and i didnt wear protection. that is not your fault. ive been doing this 8 years now...i knew better!!!

and even after not properly treating it, just bc i didnt want to spend the money i DONT have....and taking the extra of my kids antibiotics for strep. THAT was dumb too. you dont mess around. i made a choice and it had nothing to do with you and that custom, is bad ass!! so, dont fret, man! its my choice to be stupid or not!!

I have always had concerns like that when wamming. That's good to know, thanks, Jayce!

Is it weird that I immediately pictured one of those mock Nike ads that have been going around with you covered in gunge with your slogan "Wear earplugs ya'll. Just DO IT!" On it? Is it even weirder that I photo shopped it?

NO, ITS FUCKING FANTASTIC!!! IM DYING LAUGHING!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!

Hope you get well soon Jayce!