I would buy a "wam" wardrobe for my wife (leather pants, white jeans, blouses, business suit, satin pjs etc...) and some nice creamy pies for the said wardrobe. Of course, I would spoil her for getting pied while dressed to the nine.
Of course, all the wam scenes I would have wanted to buy but instead of having to buy food, gas for the car, pay my mortgage, etc...

A swimming pool of treacle

Pretty sure Dave and Co are very much enjoying retirement but maybe for the right idea, could be coerced into putting on the directors cap for one good run for the right faces as long as it's someone else holding the camera and lugging the shit on and off site LOL

Since my birthday is Saturday, this kinda falls into that "wish scenario" category.

I would go travel and do all the customs I could with MessyGirl and SexyMessyBabes (as long as they were willing to have me).

Then I would hop on a jet and head over to the UK and hit up everybody over there, especially Brooke Maddison and Bri Messy Bakery.

Basically go get myself destroyed with mess by as many beautiful models as I could.

With lotto win, I'd buy a house with all of the furniture included to be renovated into my splosh studio. And since the first phase of renovation is demolition. I'd hire as many messy models as I could to come over and mess up, soak and destroy everything inside.

I'd produce lavish, destructive wam videos. Maybe a model like Creamy would like a shopping spree up and down Rodeo drive? Filming the shopping process - as the uptight sales clerk at La Perla or Agent Provocateur talks about the finer points of their lingerie, then the looks on their faces when shown the footage of that lingerie being completely soaked and destroyed.

A bunch of Messygirl models in hot clubbing dresses in a new convertible splashing through an off road mud course, trying to clean up in the high pressure car wash and ultimately driving right into the pool

Yeah I've got some ideas

And here I was all this time thinking you've already won the lottery

I would buy my own wam play zone, I would build a mud pool, a gunge tank, a gunge pool, my own pool for clothed swimming, a big gunge/mud mixture storage and I would celebrate messy parties and messy photography sessions with all the models I have a crush with, no matter where in the world are they, I would bring them to play in my place, and If luck comes to my side, date one of those girls, giving her the most romantic and messy night.

maybe I'm daydreaming but that is what this post is about no?

OMG that is a fantastic idea! Count me in as a business partner if you win the lottery and I'll do the same if we win.

I would do the same thing. Mud Puddle Visuals and Studio 588 were amazing producers of Mud and Quicksand entertainment. I would totally love to carry the torch and keep that style of mud/quicksand fetish videos going.

for me, that would be for a "regular" jackpot. For a really big one, I'd hire some big-name hollywood beauties for those customs!

Rent a house in The Smokies and spend three months trying to figure out what I was gonna do with all that money. Also invite all my pie fantasy ladies up for a few days each.

I mean I kind of did and that's how I started sponsoring Human Garbage Disposal style savory customs.

Pretty cliche but yeah wam dedicated room or basement BUT garbage disposal in the drains for easy clean up lol I'm sick of scraping up pie crust, I'd rather squeegee it down a hole

I would regularly travel to the UK to be trashed by Brooke Maddison in all the messy ways she wanted

I'd do some travelling that I don't have the budget for now, taking in some messy people and places along the way. And I don't think I'd have grand ambitions about building stuff, but I'd certainly have a good sized wet room bathroom in my home, and if I could find a little holiday cabin on a secluded estuary creek that would be perfect.

Pretty much the same thing I'm doing now except I would pick up better looking strippers and take them to nicer hotels to get pied and licked.

I'd build a pharmaceutical plant, focusing exclusively on hormone replacement therapy. I'd sell most of it to the NHS, but on the quiet I would also supply some to myself and any of my other trans friends who are exhausted with the multi-year waiting lists. Then I'd transition and become my own WAM model (see, it was WAM-related all along )

Pay for a couple of play partners, coz i know most people on this site wouldnt get out of bed to do free content.

But other than that, anything i damn well please

I would buy a studio with 4 areas for others to use and the main area to be used for producers like mostmaw, mrwam and messygirls. Definitely big enough for contraptions like the vat and the plunger..
Rent the other studio areas to smaller independent photographers and public.
Get a home with hidden splosh, wam room best drainage ever in the floor Definitely a hidden gunge tank.

Get Bri from Messy bakery and Charlotte ex of Most wam together. Dress them both up in sexy office outfits, put them in a room with about 400 huge pies and get them to recreate the Great Race pie fight...

Firstly, acquire a studio big enough to have 4 to 5 areas in, rent a couple out to smaller photographers and other producers and public. Rent the others to my favourite producers, sploshmuffin, messyworld, mostwam, mrwam.
Have it big enough for their contraptions like the vat and the plunger, gunge tanks and more.
I would have a hidden wam, sploshing room with good floor drainage and hidden gunge tank.
Dean big I say.. he who dares wins.

I would be broke within the year doing customs

I would pick a current producer and become a silent partner funding some of their scenes. I would only want a 5% or so kick back on the sale of the scenes. I would continue to work just like I am now. I would have a few sessions of my own with the stipulation that anyone that asked about the supplies I was purchasing got the truth.

If it was a huge money prize, I would sponsor an international meet up of US and UK wam fans and models.

Maybe sponsor a scene with all the models who would be up for it.

realistically? the first thing I would do would be to get a pole barn equipped with 3 showers, and a giant kitchen, couple of bedrooms for overnighters.

It would also have an indoor pool, an indoor pit for whatever and a giant room with multiple drains in the floors. The giant room would be equipped with lights, already in place in different areas for different lighting scenarios. same with the pool and the indoor pit area. (this pit would also have drainage if needed)

the room would have cement floors and walls like a skating rink. for easy cleanup.

outside would be a large pit dug into the ground in an area of trees. (if there were trees, if not i would plant some) this would be for outdoor mud. it would be like an inground pool.
another area outdoors would be another pit, lined with something like a pool (a pool liner! lol or something longer lasting like cement with pool liner) for giant outdoor messy stuff! made also like an inground pool.

It would be incredible to do this on an area next to the river. I think there is nothing more gorgeous than mother nature itself.

shooting messy or wetlook down by the river....have fun and feed the fishes

honestly? I dont think it would take a lottery winning to do all of it? but it would take a hell of a sugar daddy! hahhhahhah! or, me winning the lottery.

I also have had the chance to experience mud pits in the past that were run offs from the river. At a rock and dirt place. They would fill the area with clay (the big hole) and then fill it with any flood water and it made mud you could SWIM in and it coated so perfectly. So? I would probably do that as well.

I would also keep many, many deep freezers, fridges and cool areas stocked with supplies!

im drooling just typing this!

I would buy my own house, get a indoor pool with custom underwater containers meant to store cameras so I can fill multiple angles at once, non stop. There would a shower or two, a hottub, a regular tub and a waterslide, maybe a diving board. I would have a control room where I could operate all the cameras and lights from one central location. I closet to hold as many dress, gowns, skirts, tops and shoes as I need in a verity of sizes. A changing/ storing area for the models that may come over so they have privacy while they get ready. I would maybe have a outdoor pool with a similar setup as well. Basically my home would be half a wetlook studio.

If l won the lottery . I definitely rent out a big in New Orleans. And have the biggest wam party. I would Invite everyone on this site. Or buy and have custom made vids. Truth is l feel bad that l can't. Sorry to get personal.

same for me, mine would be my "home" but would also have studio areas.

and having a house built by the river is just awesome in itself. not too terribly close bc of flooding but close enough

but I would have two kitchens. one for wam and one on the side of the house with bedrooms, living room, dining room and i would love an indoor/outdoor patio (with the giant doors you can slide open during the summer) for coffee and meals with the girls between shoots. its always nice to have them in my home when we are shooting bc we can kick back after a long day and watch movies and eat fast food. i dont typically eat fast food anymore but on big shoot days? I make an exception. haha!

I would build a pie pod, and then buy a big dunk tank and fill it up with Cool whip.

If i had enough money I would do my best to replicate all the gunge tanks/contraptions from Noel's House Party although would need a lot of space for the Trip around the house