MessyMissMarie said: I don't know if you'd need a place to stay in southeast wisconsin but I saw you'll be in chicago area in march. You could always hangout with me if you'd like
MessyMissMarie said: I don't know if you'd need a place to stay in southeast wisconsin but I saw you'll be in chicago area in march. You could always hangout with me if you'd like
A cheesehead, eh? Ever literally?
Well, hello from down here in Chicagoland.
I have had cheese pour over my head once yes you'll have to check it out
messyfireman said: Please tell me you'll be making a stop in Las Vegas!!!
I don't think I'll make Vegas. Last trip I had 3 sessions and all 3 pilled disappearing acts leaving me high and dry and broke. Haha. Although I did meet a "homeless" drummer that is now my friend. So that's cool. Lol!
MyPieRogative said: Portland/Seattle march 3-11 Chicago March 11-16 NorthEast March 16-29 (I'll be renting a car for this area and will be able to loop anywhere within 6 hours of Connecticut.)
FML, my travel for work is very last minute. Like the week before or even a few days in advance
MyPieRogative said: Yall really are too kind with all these compliments. Shut up! You're making me feel all weird. Also.... I love all Yall too!
Loads of other areas have responded but I can't afford to get to any of them this trip. I may do a week along gulf coast of I get a few more jobs from New Orleans to Florida in January. It's coming together slowly.
Florida people...lets get her down here!!! She is amazing. I had a session with her last time.
messyfireman said: Please tell me you'll be making a stop in Las Vegas!!!
I don't think I'll make Vegas. Last trip I had 3 sessions and all 3 pilled disappearing acts leaving me high and dry and broke. Haha. Although I did meet a "homeless" drummer that is now my friend. So that's cool. Lol!
messyfireman said: Please tell me you'll be making a stop in Las Vegas!!!
I don't think I'll make Vegas. Last trip I had 3 sessions and all 3 pilled disappearing acts leaving me high and dry and broke. Haha. Although I did meet a "homeless" drummer that is now my friend. So that's cool. Lol!
Whats the closest you'll be?
At this point Portland. That could change though. X
sloshpuppy said: Hi Maria, any update on hitting the gulf states?
Not yet. I've just arrived to my sisters though in the country side and finally have some down time. I'll start chipping away at a schedule now that I can breath a bit. Haha!
Ok!!! So if you are in the Portland/Seattle, Chicago, or NE USA you should have received an email from me today, or if I didnt have your email a Umd message explaining i need you to email me because certain things can't be discussed on the site due to their user agreement terms. If I haven't contacted you at all please email me at MyPieRogative@gmail.com. It's first come first served for the dates you all want so please get in touch asap!
Woohoo!!! Such a wam rush getting ready to buy messy adventure plane tickets!
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Ariel said: If we can book customs with me, you and Jayce you could come by here again! I am a broke ass single mom now so I can't afford to pay you, but if we can book customs maybe it would be worth you coming through??
I may be extending tour because my best friend back home is having a baby in April, and another friend is getting married in May. I don't want to miss either of these big events! My flight back to England is March 30th... But if I make enough on tour I can stay and buy another ticket, which would be cool to reverse my flight order so I can be returning to USA again instead of always returning to Europe. It's backwards because of when my crazy ass decided to not get on the plane home my first tour to England. Haha! Id def be up for a content share or custom split if I do stay a bit longer in USA. IM supposed to volunteer and live on a farm in Ireland for lambing season in April, but the farmer said its cool if I come the following March/April instead.
That was a long explanation haha! Anyway... In short... We shall see!! You know I want to hang out longer with yalls crazy asses!
Ariel said: If we can book customs with me, you and Jayce you could come by here again! I am a broke ass single mom now so I can't afford to pay you, but if we can book customs maybe it would be worth you coming through??
I may be extending tour because my best friend back home is having a baby in April, and another friend is getting married in May. I don't want to miss either of these big events! My flight back to England is March 30th... But if I make enough on tour I can stay and buy another ticket, which would be cool to reverse my flight order so I can be returning to USA again instead of always returning to Europe. It's backwards because of when my crazy ass decided to not get on the plane home my first tour to England. Haha! Id def be up for a content share or custom split if I do stay a bit longer in USA. IM supposed to volunteer and live on a farm in Ireland for lambing season in April, but the farmer said its cool if I come the following March/April instead.
That was a long explanation haha! Anyway... In short... We shall see!! You know I want to hang out longer with yalls crazy asses!
"lambing season"? That's a thing, eh? We live in very different worlds...
Clue, haha! That's where I go and help the mamas have baby lambs. It all sounds pretty amazing. If a mom loses a baby we have to do things like take one away from a mom that had twins and rub it in the placenta of the one that lost her baby so she can adopt it! Two lambs are very hard for the moms. Also if there's an orphan I'll get to adopt it and bottle feed it!! (not that im wishing for one to be an orphan or anything!) Fascinating stuff!!
messyfireman said: Please tell me you'll be making a stop in Las Vegas!!!
I don't think I'll make Vegas. Last trip I had 3 sessions and all 3 pilled disappearing acts leaving me high and dry and broke. Haha. Although I did meet a "homeless" drummer that is now my friend. So that's cool. Lol!
Whats the closest you'll be?
At this point Portland. That could change though. X
Ariel said: If we can book customs with me, you and Jayce you could come by here again! I am a broke ass single mom now so I can't afford to pay you, but if we can book customs maybe it would be worth you coming through??
I may be extending tour because my best friend back home is having a baby in April, and another friend is getting married in May. I don't want to miss either of these big events! My flight back to England is March 30th... But if I make enough on tour I can stay and buy another ticket, which would be cool to reverse my flight order so I can be returning to USA again instead of always returning to Europe. It's backwards because of when my crazy ass decided to not get on the plane home my first tour to England. Haha! Id def be up for a content share or custom split if I do stay a bit longer in USA. IM supposed to volunteer and live on a farm in Ireland for lambing season in April, but the farmer said its cool if I come the following March/April instead.
That was a long explanation haha! Anyway... In short... We shall see!! You know I want to hang out longer with yalls crazy asses!
Did I read that right....Friend having a wedding. Could that lead to a future messy attire?
AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH IVE LOST ALL IPHONE NOTES!!! Please don't even ask about iCloud and restoring etc.... it's all been done and the shit doesn't exist!! Now I have to go through all my inbox and rewrite "the list!" If you didn't head it with location as asked you probably will not make it back on the list. The people that have paid deposits and picked dates are hand written in my book now so y'all don't need to worry about this screw up. Ugh sorry y'all.
MyPieRogative said: AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH IVE LOST ALL IPHONE NOTES!!! Please don't even ask about iCloud and restoring etc.... it's all been done and the shit doesn't exist!! Now I have to go through all my inbox and rewrite "the list!" If you didn't head it with location as asked you probably will not make it back on the list. The people that have paid deposits and picked dates are hand written in my book now so y'all don't need to worry about this screw up. Ugh sorry y'all.
Love, the hopeless business woman Maria
Sounds like somebody needs some messy punishment...
MessyGuyNC said: I don't expect you to travel to North Carolina just for me (especially since you don't know me). However, if you came down to maybe film with Rich (SlapStickStuff) or Jeff (messydreams) I would also chip in to have you down here!
My city in Charlotte, NC...... Rich is here and Jeff I believe is up in Raleigh a few hours away.
I'm also in the Charlotte area and have play space available!
I have to comment here too. I totally agree with what they said here. If you are thinking about having a session with Maria, stop considering and just do it!! If you have a chance, go! If you have to drive 200 miles to go to her, drive! Believe me, it will be worth it!
I've never had a session before. I had already sent a message to a person from here who also does sessions, and during the messages I was completely discouraged with this person. I had no desire for her. She was cold. It looked like she was following a script ready to respond me. Like she was doing a favor to me. Last Thursday I had the great pleasure of meeting Maria and had my first session with her and I don't think I could have made a better choice.
At first I was super nervous. Before the session Maria likes to go somewhere to talk, to drink something and this makes all the difference. Before, we talked about everything, like politics, our lifes, personal things. And she has great stories to tell, that would yield a book. This helped to end the nervousness and feel completely at ease with her. At the time of the session, it seemed that I already knew her, that she was a friend of mine.
She is incredible, sweet, fantastic, and so hot!. And a little devilish. As we bought things, she said, "I'll play that way on you haha". I didn't imagine it would be as good as it was. It exceeded all my expectations. We laughed, had fun and and got very messy!. And she'll surprise you, when I least expected it, she started to messy me while laughing.
The only regret was that I should have bought more pies. We used 13 or 14 pies. You should buy the triplet than originally planned. She knows very well how to use it. Believe me, at the time you'll want the pies never to end.
Another fantastic thing about her is that she likes what she does. You see she's enjoyng as you, she's having fun like you. This makes everything more enjoyable.
She gives herself totally to the person and the session. She doesn't look at the clock or control the time. The time we needed, we would have. We stayed 6 hours together and it seems like time passed quickly.
IIt's been less than a week since I had the session with her and I'm already wanna do it again.But this time, with more pies.
Trust me. Have a session with her and I guarantee you'll never forget that day! And if wasn't enough the fact of she gave me one of the best days of my life, at the end of the session, she still told me where to find one of Nola's best places to eat. From those secret places that only locals know.
Luis!!! You are far too kind! Shut the hell up! Lol!
I agree though... that was so much fun! It was a pleasure meeting you and I really hope I can make it to Brazil one day. It's definitely on my "oh the places you'll go" map. Haha! For anyone wondering that's in reference to Dr.Suess and if you ever want a pick me up listen to it read by John Lithgow... here's a link lol! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9aCe6jPxH6I