I know I'm late to the party, but I love this conversation! I am definitely one of the people heavily influenced by YCDTOTV and the green slime. I already had a fascination with pies in the face and mud by the time I first watched this show (we never had cable so I always had to secretly show up at my friend's houses to "happen to catch the show" when it was on). The YCDTOTV green sliming had me immediately obsessed, on so many levels for so many reasons. Mainly because slime was a new concept to me, the mess was total coverage, and most importantly the recipient had no control over what was happening to them. The fact that a simple phrase was a trigger for it, that magical it-can-happen-at-any-time concept was everything for me, still is.

The perfect slime has got to be green simply because that's what slime is, green, putrid, cast-off of slop that is meant to look gross. Every other color of slime looks like paint to me, which is fun, but not slime. A sliming has to be exactly that, sliming, which is supposed to look gross and disgust the model. The set up to the sliming is important too, so no self slimings will do unless it is a dunk/slime tank or pull cord. I prefer the classic YCDTOTV set up, more than one person, one gets slimed, the other stays clean, to emphasize the mess of the slime for the recipient.

Thickness is key, like it's been said, too watery or translucent is a major disappointment, may as well just dump water on them. I prefer a models hair down for sliming simply for the cascade effect, always better when the hair is shown going down over their face when the slime hits them and added effect to move their slime soaked hair away from their face afterwards, a signature of Moose that I always loved.

The length of time is really important to get right and has everything to do with how well you pour it. Pouring it slowly is a big no for me and it definitely ruins the fantasy that this stuff can suddenly come out of nowhere and if it's too thick it will be less believable. Pouring it too fast can ruin good coverage, so it really is about keeping it a consistent speed when you dump it, which is hard on a ladder with a heavy 5 gallon bucket. I've found that if poured correctly, a 2 gallon bucket can give you perfect coverage and length of time for a good sliming for multiple slimings in a scene. 5 gallon obviously for huge epic slimings, but the right pour can do a great job with less. I've used 5 gallon buckets for the 2 gross slimings I've done, it was almost impossible to climb the ladder with those buckets!

Another thing I really prefer is that it be non nude non sexual. I swing back and forth between hardcore sex in WAM and classic slapstick setups, but I find myself masturbating more to non nude classic slapstick setups than I do to hardcore WAM, simply for the authentic humiliation factor alone. I am really into the humiliation factor and reaction of the model, completely unrecognizable under thick slime. The reaction is the reason for it and the reward. If she's enjoying it too much then it's not slime, it's not gross, it's still hot, but not an official sliming.

And lastly, have any of you heard of or seen the documentary You Can't Do That On Film? It's got almost every original cast member in it, it's a 2 DVD set with bonus features that I'm pretty sure includes recipes for the slime! It's also available to stream on Amazon Prime, if you don't already have it!

The more I read of this conversation the more it's bothering me. I've always been the type of bloke who would frankly give anything for a good old pie to the face or nice sloppy gunging.
I'm getting older now and I'm set in my ways, but I'm starting to fantasize more and more about being green slimed in a YCDTOTV way.
I'm British and it feels almost like a betrayal to the good old days of noels house party. But the heart wants what the heart wants

I would totally do a trade with you, I'll slime you YCDTOTV style, and you gunge me Noel's House Party Style

I would totally do a trade with both of you! I'll slime Creamy YCDTOTV style, and.... that's the end of the trade

...CREAMY I WANNA SLIME YOU!!!

I'll even use nice(ish) ingredients!

I don't think TRADE means what you think it means - Inconceivable!

PS: Creamy needs to slime Kelsey!

This would break the fabric of reality with its hotness.

Yeah, sod any "trade" Kelsey you need to get yours