MyPieRogative said: I most certainly will not!! I love knowing you're all getting cricks in your necks wanting a look at my beautiful new friend! Hehe!!
Wait, what? Are we all looking straight upwards in this metaphor or something?
MyPieRogative said: Now trying to tan my white ass! Any puns?
I'm glad you assed! Butt surely *I* wouldn't make any puns!
Maria, you need to warn me before you post pics like the last two, so I can take extra heart medicine! First, those beautiful boobs, and now your bodacious bum! :lovestruck:
Don't get a sunburn or you'll be standing for several days!
Oh and I think our beautiful new friend is going with the name "Splatterpuss" haha!
If that means her lovely puss is going to get splattered, then by all means!
What a "bum"-mer! I'm the only one that can come up with puns on Maria's fine butt?
I "ass" you; she has "butt" only one request, so take it off the "rear" burner and come up with a pun, even if you have to whistle "London Derriere" to think of something!
Love ya, Maria! :lovestruck:
Norman
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What would you like the white jeans to get messy in? It's hard to find a nice fitting pair that aren't expensive. And they are almost impossible to clean after one mess. So Ya know, I'm a broke traveling fool. So if you want white jeans Mail em! Haha BOOYA!
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Norman Mabeld said: What a "bum"-mer! I'm the only one that can come up with puns on Maria's fine butt?
I "ass" you; she has "butt" only one request, so take it off the "rear" burner and come up with a pun, even if you have to whistle "London Derriere" to think of something!
Norman
Sorry Norman, I was a little 'behind' on this one.You may think I am scraping the 'bottom' of the barrel, but if you really think that, I'll say you have a 'cheek'. Unlike maria who has two, and they re gorgeous. I won't 'crack' any more puns at this time..after all anus is anus!
Norman Mabeld said: What a "bum"-mer! I'm the only one that can come up with puns on Maria's fine butt?
I "ass" you; she has "butt" only one request, so take it off the "rear" burner and come up with a pun, even if you have to whistle "London Derriere" to think of something!
Norman
Sorry Norman, I was a little 'behind' on this one.You may think I am scraping the 'bottom' of the barrel, but if you really think that, I'll say you have a 'cheek'. Unlike maria who has two, and they re gorgeous. I won't 'crack' any more puns at this time..after all anus is anus!
Love you, too
Yes, being there has definitely been good for you! :lovestruck: 
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