Calling Madeline from Oasis: hook this chicky up!!


(Some of you old timers may remember that the beloved Phoebe Rodriguez did a standup-related video ages ago where she got pied to help her jokes land better. It's a concept whose time has come again.

hey all! help me out here! this
-cut of dress will be used in a custom and its in the style of mrs. maisel but a different type of custom

help me pick out a color! i love this cut so much! its sooooo maisel. id love to get a hat to wear with it! and some jewelry to match. there are so many choices of color and material! help a sister out! i love so many of them!

https://www.amazon.com/Jones-Wiggle-Formal-GRACE-KARIN/dp/B09HHB4GZH/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1MFF77SVPYMQ3&keywords=pinup%2Bdresses%2Bfor%2Bwomen&qid=1637615812&sprefix=pinup%2B%2Caps%2C241&sr=8-2&th=1

Go with c-11. It's black with white polka dots and red roses or c-12 white with black polka dots and red roses

What type of mess will you be using on it? If something light coloured, then I'd go for this dark green. Think how nicely that will show the cream and custard stains as it meets its fate!

https://www.amazon.com/Jones-Wiggle-Formal-GRACE-KARIN/dp/B08SQMC2MD/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1MFF77SVPYMQ3&keywords=pinup%2Bdresses%2Bfor%2Bwomen&qid=1637615812&sprefix=pinup%2B%2Caps%2C241&sr=8-2&th=1&currencyCode=GBP&psc=1

This was my 3rd choice

i was lookign at that dark green too!! did you see they had it in velour!!!!! to die for!!!

We used velvet/velour in the very early days, but found that it has an annoying tendency to just "absorb" custard, you can cover someone wearing velvet, but as soon as they run their hands over the surface, it all seems to melt away. We've avoided it as a material ever since and I doubt I'd ever buy a scene featuring it. The dress in a dark green satin finish on the other hand would be mindblowing!

Red all the way

I think this suits you. (no pun intended)

Happy to see that I'm not the only Marvelous Mrs. Maisel fan out there. Very much looking forward to Season 4 and getting Kelly Bishop back on screen.

I'm very much down to see Jayce in the role of Midge - Tits Up!

this edited pic is perfectt!! like now? i want THIS OUTFITT! I WANT THE HOSIERY I WANT THE HEEELS I WANT THE VINTAGE LINGERIE! I WANT IT ALL!

LIKE, OKAY! THIS SEALS THE DEAL!

OH MY GOD!!!

This is getting saved as my contact picture for Jayce!

Honestly, I know pies are a big thing and by all means go to those afterwards, but look at the fit of the dress and how it displays the gorgeous curve of her bum. This one has to start with a slow and deliberate, very sloppy, cake sit. A nice fully defrosted chocolate gateaux liberally laced with custard or chocolate sauce. And not an accidental "didn't see that", but instead a very deliberate, on purpose, "I know exactly what I'm doing and I'm enjoying it", sit. And the stand up and turn round and show off the damage. Then sit back down and get a totally unexpected pie in the face. But doing that outfit starting with face pies would be a terrible waste of an amazing look.

Edit: oops, thought was responding to most recent post but looks like I was seeing last post on page 1 of the thread. Will leave up though because I still think it's valid.

Jayce, that profile pic!

okay so i want two dresses. i want to do a stand up scene and i want to do a basically "what the fuck" kinda like our prank wars video that jilly did years ago. starting in the dress and making my way to full on, vintage lingerie. if you have watched the show thoroughly....there is a scene where she is about to sleep with her husband and she is talking about how she used to unhook every other hook for him. in her "under dress" get up. fitted bra to spanx type of bottom for the stomach and spanx type of shorts/skirted deal. tight fitting. obviously and hosiery underneath it. you cant tell what kind or anything. its just hose. but i loved the authenticity and the fact that her underwear were not TOO "boob pointy" i do not like that look. hers were just right. enough to show the vintage but not too pointy where it is unnappealing an im guessing the costume designers did thatt on purpose....since so many of us crush on her. its well known that look is not popular. So they did just enough to make it look aged. not too much to make it unappealing. it was perfect. i wanna do one where I get pranked until im down to just spanx bottoms or just the pantyhose bottom layer.

now? if this green outfit comes in satin???? OKAY THATS IT!!!! I MUST HAVE IT! anyone wanting to make this happen? contact me! bc im living off sales right now. I cannot do big productions till after christmas but we can plan!!! i can get supplies and plan it all out! i would also LOVE if robby (wamma lamma pie) would be willing to work with me on one of them (the stand up comic bit, my idea is to make a recreation of her first drunken act BUT she comes out as a wammmer instead of her cheating husband) (tell me your thoughts on that!) an make them into an episode of the show!

id also love if we knock it out of the park! if this becomes a "thing" you all love? i can make it a monthly thing! if it sells well enough? i can use the best i can (bc i pay bills an shit lol) to make another and another.

in the new year? I love doing sex stuff. i have really found myself sexually and continue to...bc of wetlook and wam...but I will be doing more of the jayce lane show (so, taking anyone who wants to help with those productions)
home alone series and back to basics series....which takes us back to the "little mess goes a long way" watch me take one giant bowl of thick batter and make it look amazing....we have all lost our senses thinking we have to have 18 thousand pounds of materials to make a proper mess. sure! its hella fun! but taking what you have? and using it till the last drop? is hella fun as well. (these will be sexual in nature if im feeling it!) but id like to show my love of slapstick and slapstick done right. I have to bring in a new camera man for some stuff an id love to bring gals in for episodes so letts keep momentum going!!!

I'd hope to see you in the pink outfit with the hat.

Imagine the possibilities