After New York, will you be coming down to the Baltimore & Washington, DC areas as well?

I have a friend in Baltimore we may visit. If not, I will def be back in May for Messmasters Philly chill out event and would totally be up for sessions!

Excellent, I may not be able to host a session, but I would like to come wherever you are staying when you reach the DMV.

Wamstradomous!! Shut up!! (And thank you We had a great time too! Thanks so much for your hospitality)

Ok so San Fransisco. Barely any footage because my camera man continues to film only himself, but still funny. I sang in the street with some crazy awesome dude and made him pie me! Haha

Lucky dude!

I love the post that Wamstrodamous did of his "Battleship" competition with you! You look so cute in that short dress and hairstyle! I commented on several of the pics, too!

I can't wait to meet you in about a week and a half!

Norman

Correction: New Orleans is the best city we got. Who Dat!







Now that I took care of that asshole, here's a pic of tonight's setup as well. It was a no video session, but I believe a few pics will be sent to me. So much fun!

Hi All

Last night, Maria and I had an EPIC WAM session. I encourage anyone who's interested to give it a go to do so.

The name of the game is to find out who is the Real professional. Maria's costume was a satin bustier with garters, stockings, along with a body stocking. That's right! Worn over the stockings and garter. I have had the fetish for layered stockings and tights for some time now and it's a stunning look. I truly wished I copped more feels with Maria on this! To top off, the costume had a satin short sleeve blouse, stretch pencil skirt, and patent heels. I'm turned on just thinking of it again.

Maria was a sight to behold and role played all the way thru. It clear we were both totally into what's next.

A pool of balloons with condensed milk, vanilla pudding creme pies, applesauce, two giant buttercream cakes, buckets of cake batter, a tres leche cake a la Costco, and fruit cocktail.

This was a mess made in heaven and we wammed our way through it ending with a wrestle in the muck.

It was bat shit crazy, the hottest fantasy as fuck, and even one night afterwards, the most entertaining get-me-horny session I could've dreamed of. But it's all real and special thanks to Maria. A special call out to her traveling buddy who is a downright cool gent.

I may set up a session in another location just to satisfy my desires. I thought a one and done would be it. But now I'm hooked!

And for all those WAM producers put there. Kudos to all of you. The overhead to get a WAM session in is costly and takes time and effort!

Messygirl, MessyJessie, Leon and Lisa, Flavio, and many others who must go through a very long path. I bow down to everyone on accomplishing what is a tremendous production for each movie, session, and pic set. I've seen people state how expensive it is to buy a session. It's really takes some money but well worth it.

Thanks for reading. And thanks to the true professional, Maria!!! You have my permission to post all pics. I'll leave it to you on what you want to save for your wammumentary.

I will look to finally pull a SF splunch later this year. I think it's about time to get a local SF group here!

Drive

Here's Maria

Shaking it off so to speak. Pre-wam.

Wow Drive what a review! Im blushing ova' here! Agh! I'll post some pics but will have to cut you out clean one. I don't know how to face blur! Damn that outfit you had on was really sexy! Sadly we were too messy for pics in our fancy outfits everyone. I need to get a waterproof case for phone and keep a bucket of water near by. Thanks for a great night Drive, you were a pleasure to get messy with, a complete silly and fun gentleman.

You should totally have a San Fran Splunch. I would make that trip for sure!

i really hope you make it to florida before you leave! I would love to have a session with you.

I would have no problem publicly pieing you.

Ok so I'll def be in southern Indiana march 15-16 and possibly 17th with ariel. Contact her if you'd like to book double sessions! Also im trying to make NYC the next stop. Please contact me if you'd like a NY session or have a place Dave and I can crash. We are good houseguests I swear! Haha (refer to above reviews) Id hate for Dave to have made it to the USA and not get to see NY. Any help is greatly appreciated.

I forgot to mention go to my @mypierogative Twitter for some mini video updates as well.

I would still be interested in an Iowa session if you're able to squeeze it in at the end of your tour.

When you think about this service, it's kind of genius. This huge landmass needs a traveling splosh service. You have a good reputation. When your documentary is done it should be pretty easy to get deposits for booking sessions in different areas, making this whole thing easier. I think you're on to something - your rep. is the most important thing in giving your great idea legs.
Sploshing snowbird? Up north in summer / fall - down south winter / spring? I'm jealous!

Since your public pieing didn't work out in the uk when your in NY anyone from NYC should show up in Times Square and throw pies at you

Id totally be up for that!

YAY you should update your public poll page with that get the news going

As mostly a lurker around here on UMD, I need to at least make a post here in this thread. I am yet another of the WAMmers who hadn't ever done any WAM play with anybody else in real life. I've done it by myself (or occasionally on cam) for decades, but never physically with anyone. Well, I wanted to step out of that shell a little bit and thankfully I had the fun honor of getting to get nice and messy with Maria today, with a variety of fun, savory things. I will add to the praise of others in this thread and tell people to take advantage of booking a session while she's in your area. She's wonderful, fun and definitely worth trying to get some play time with.

Thanks, Maria, for the fun evening here in rainy, cool Chicago. Enjoy your next stop down in Ariel's southern Indiana territory, as well as the future locations on your tour.

Does anyone see anything weird when they search for this thread? Loads of people have apparently missed it and im getting jobs too late!

So, im now in Indiana and very excited I will be meeting up with the famous Ariel and Jayce tomorrow!!!

To make this last leg of trip more accessible to people in the north east i will be renting a car. If anyone is in Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, Virgina, Pennsylvania, New York, Conneticut, or Massachusetts and would like a session please contact me ASAP! (Or if you are slightly outside these areas) This is the last 12 days of the tour and I want to try and be accessible. It's been difficult traveling by buses, trains, and planes. So I figured I'd blow my last dimes on a car and if Dave and I have to sleep in it we will haha! Trying to finish with a messy bang before returning to the UK

You can message me on Umd or to mypierogative@gmail.com

AGH!! Clue I missed that! Thanks so much dude! I had a great time in your man cave Im pleased to find out that in the event of me losing my hands one day I'll be able to disrobe with my teeth! Lol!

PS Don't foget to add "Really Weird Tales" to your bad ass collection!

Awww I missed you?

Surprisingly hard to find a quality copy of Really Weird Tales in digital form online, so I've got a VHS copy coming from Amazon to check out. Also surprisingly has never even been on DVD.

And yes, a great messy time was had. Enjoy Indiana and the Northeast.

I told you it was a god damn classic!

Hello everyone! Here's the deal, I'm at a crossroads and not sure what direction to take because no one is getting back to me. Im in northern Ohio and can head north to my friends house in Syracuse New York or head south towards Virgina and then work my way up through DC, NJ, NY, and so on until I reach Boston. All this will happen in the next 5 days starting tomorrow morning. I need people to contact me ASAP! Im getting guilt trips for missing people but, they are getting off Umd and I have no way of contacting them if I haven't been given a number or email! Agh! Which way should I go?! Help! I will post this on a few threads hoping I get some feed back.

Oh and any PM's please put your location in the subject field to make finding old messages from different areas cheaper PRETTY PLEASE!!!

since I could not meet up with you in Ohio I would love to be one of the first to get signed up for a messy session with you in May in Philly just let me know how to get one booked am totally serious about this but I think it would be a blast I will be going to Philly for the chill out

As of now I'll be there! I'll make sure to buy plane ticket as soon as tour is over so I know o at least have that ticket haha!

So I got to try some nasty savory pies with Jayce and get maple syrup and feathered with Ariel!!! Check out Ariels page for the videos which should be coming out soon! I love my life

Oh can't wait. I must sign up for a session too