Hi all! I'm the lucky girl in the "Pie in the Face Punishment" video I posted to YouTube about a month ago. I saw that the video was getting a lot of traffic from this site and (complete honesty!) was a little creeped out. I've come to terms with that and now, as a poor college student, I'm willing to take requests if there's enough interest!

I know there are concerns that I might be fake, so I made my profile image a picture of me that doesn't appear anywhere else on the interwebs. Feel free to check out the video and let me know you'd like to see more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEKZXj_n4Bk

Just out of curiosity, how does that picture prove you are real? There isn't any way to verify that "it doesn't appear anywhere on the interwebs".

Maybe putting up a pic holding a piece of paper with "UMD" on it and today's date would do a lot better.

Here's a request : Make a video like Susan P did a long time ago proving you are who you say you are. Do it in the room where the pie punishment video was done. Oh yeah, and do it with a much higher resolution camera please.

Jediknight,

That's a good point, I can do that for you

What timing! See "Hi Wammers" by Gia. We will just say thank you for your video and leave it at that! We wish you luck as a poor college student (like others who were formerly hired by ... You know who...). You can prove who you are all you want but I'm afraid that in the foreseeable future if you do not want to be a poor college student, you will have to complete someone's request, send it to them and then hope to get paid!

Welcome to the hew era in the UMD of "New Comers need not apply".

This isn't a bad starting point...

http://www.tineye.com/search/c759e9ed14d19a77517cecc306867ef35d67ab85/

Well all I can say is welcome and hope you enjoy your time here

Great video by the way loving the pies very sloppy, hopefully the next time will be with buckets of gunge why because what's better than that.

Photos can be photoshopped,that's why I think making a video is a much better idea.

Oh,and why is the girl called Messy Mandy but named Messy Miranda on the UMD?

I think we should make all the producers post pictures of a picture holding up UMD and todays date. I mean how do we know that Rich isn't some really attractive lady who is pretending to be a man?

I'm kidding. Welcome Miranda, hope you enjoy sticking around.

Because Messy Mandy was taken... Sorry, I guess I didn't think this through. Do you need to see my driver's license and social security card as well?

In all honesty from someone experienced on here, is there any potential for me to make a bit of money or was this a bad idea?

Thanks

You were ENTIRELY correct to be creeped out by us, Miranda! Truly you have no idea.

Serious answer: There are plenty of think-with-their-dick fellas here who will hire you to do weird stuff on camera, even without a track record. If you deliver on what they pay you for, word will get out here and you'll get a good rep. (And the opposite will also be true.) In the meantime, I'd suggest just keeping a low profile and not engaging with the whole "are you for real?" question, because there's no way to win that one. The fact that you're up front about wanting to make money off this, rather than pretending to be a fetishist, is a good start, probably.

Very good advice... not the OP's fault that her timing was about as bad as it could be...

and err, what have you done with the real Regis??

Proof of insurance also, if you can swing it. Thanks.

I should add that "I made a messy Youtube video for no special reason and I stumbled across the UMD, who wants to give me money" is not that different from the backstories of Scumbag Chris's frontwomen, and maybe this is another one of those. I'm not going to be the one who pays to find out.

But the whole Youtube/Vine/Instagram culture encourages "hey look at me!" exhibitionism among the younguns today in ways that my fossilized self doesn't really doesn't get (and so my BS detector doesn't work all that well on it). Why the hell to people do Youtube dares and challenges? What do those clicks get them? Beats me. Seems like we should be open to (non-creepy) ways to mine that trend for the creation of wam content, though, rather than getting stuck in this whole feedback loop whenever a new female appears here. Even if Mandy does turn out to be a phony, it strikes me as plausible that productive amateurs could find their way here through the route she described, and we should try to find ways to vet them without turning every outsider away.

For 11 years I've managed to keep my secret. Ah well, it was a nice run......

Miranda, on behalf of the other folks here... Sorry about your InBox already being flooded with messages from 500 horny dudes. (I assume.)
Just to fill you in, since others are being coy: There was a scumbag who used to post here named Scumbag Chris (apparently his birth name). His scam was to create fake female profiles and pose as a girl who'd "stumbled onto" the UMD. And invariably, said "female" would soon appear in a video, made by... Scumbag Chris. After which the aforementioned "female" would disappear forever. Along the way, he'd collect a few hundred dollars from gullible folks for customs that would never be made... And so on and so on.

So that's what's going through the heads of most of these folks.

I have no idea if you're real or not, and it's not my place to say. I would suggest, if you ARE legit and want to see if you can make money, it's very easy to upload one of your videos into the UMD download store. Assuming you're willing to provide your tax info, you can get paid when people purchase it. If you're a hit, you might become a slightly-less-broke college student.

And a word of advice if you do: PLEASE record at higher quality than 144p. No one wants to go back to 1998....

Rich

Welcome Miranda! Wonderful initial video..... after Youtube, discovering UMD, and putting up with the 'welcoming committee' if you stick around you are a solid person! I wish you success in college and making a little bar-money here at UMD.

Admittedly, its an odd kink....... but the key is to remember its about having fun, having a laugh, and not taking life too seriously. I mean, how serious can you take yourself getting hit with pies?

There's always money to be made here in my opinion. That's if you're willing to do the requests from others.

SHOW YOUR BOOBS RICH

Welcome to all the chaos sweety if you get messy in white jeans I would buy your videos thanks and have a great time here.

Seriously, we seem like a bit of an unwelcoming bunch of late. Look, some people are bitter because they got 'burned' by someone who took their money and didn't produce, now they treat every newcomer like they have the plague. Don't let that turn you off. I'll assume your real until someone finds out otherwise. If any are skeptics out there, why not walk the middle ground of not being a jerk to this woman, and _also_ not being the first in line with your wallet. Why do you feel the need to harass her preemptively? Nice way to make a first impression. She said the sign request was a reasonable one. That says she's willing to put in some time to allay your fears. Now, do you have to keep at it until you drive her off?

Sure there is, google image search

The creepy few are unfortunately the loudest, and the most hated.

There is also the cynical few. Not much you can do unless you really don't care about privacy other than prove them wrong over time.

I guess a phone call to a trusted figure or something could do it or something like that... but I wouldn't sweat it. Just do what you do.


Same in almost every community really.

Nice video btw.

Well unfortunately there are some creepers out there like that guy "ant a" on YouTube who used to be part of this community who have been excommunicated for being shitheads (I tried to flag his comment on your video). Some people are honestly not subtle and can be very creepy, but please dont let those people discourage you. Most of the folks around hear are sensible people.

Umm, 12 pies!

I love the vid, Miranda! :lovestruck:

Fantastic job!

Norman

Hi, sweettits.

Hate to be the bitter one here and I certainly hope Messy Miranda is legit and honest. A good start would be to let us know where you are from. There is one state which has had a troubling past and most of us know which state that is!

So unfortunately for the community, I will not be the first one testing the waters here. I still hope this might turn out well! There is legitimate money to be made.

Welcome. Hopefully you are for real. Anyway if you are your video is awesome and there is tons of money to be made if your willing to get messy.

Lol@ tons of money.

No one actually makes tons of money here.

Some make good money. Some make great money.

Only person making tons is MessMaster.

He uses a shovel to move his around the warehouse he keeps it in.

Similar to my reply and it should be noted that both results showed negative - some of us are trying to be supportive

Great video.....all those pies, and even a pie sandwich :lovestruck:

Welcome to the house of fun !

If you have found you enjoy the pies and mess and want to share that in videos -

great go for it and if you make an odd buck all the better.