just wanted to ask for funny/exciting/unique ways to pie yourself in the face when you're alone. Did the classic "stand there, hold a pie, smash it in your face" method often enough I think and now I wanna spice it up a bit.
What about on your knees with your hands cuffed behind your back and fall forward onto the pie (you might want to place it on a pillow for a soft landing).
wam262 said: What about on your knees with your hands cuffed behind your back and fall forward onto the pie (you might want to place it on a pillow for a soft landing).
Cuffing yourself behind your back when alone... I see an issue with that.
wam262 said: What about on your knees with your hands cuffed behind your back and fall forward onto the pie (you might want to place it on a pillow for a soft landing).
Cuffing yourself behind your back when alone... I see an issue with that.
Agreed, slight adaption:
Have a rope around the bedstead, be on your knees and using your hands to hold the rope behind you (same position as being cuffed but just holding the rope to keep you upright), lean forward to try and reach something. When you fail you will fall forward onto the pies.
wam262 said: What about on your knees with your hands cuffed behind your back and fall forward onto the pie (you might want to place it on a pillow for a soft landing).
Cuffing yourself behind your back when alone... I see an issue with that.
Most play cuffs have a quick release thingy on them as well as the key which is easily reachable, so safe if you use something like that
wam262 said: What about on your knees with your hands cuffed behind your back and fall forward onto the pie (you might want to place it on a pillow for a soft landing).
Cuffing yourself behind your back when alone... I see an issue with that.
Agreed, slight adaption:
Have a rope around the bedstead, be on your knees and using your hands to hold the rope behind you (same position as being cuffed but just holding the rope to keep you upright), lean forward to try and reach something. When you fail you will fall forward onto the pies.
Did the classic "stand there, hold a pie, smash it in your face" method often enough I think and now I wanna spice it up a bit.
Any ideas?
I had this exact same thing cross my mind a few years back. Plus having had several sessions with a play partner really made the thought of self pieing seem almost dull compared to how it used to be.
Reflecting on a few things I'd seen over the years, specifically the Pie Guillotine from Family Challenge and Wamfan's Pie Conveyor Belt, it occurred to me that a pie (heavier the better) slid or dropped from above will turn over while falling to land cream side down.
Next session I placed 4 pies at the very edge of a table with a pice of string to each to allow me to lie underneath and pull the string to move it off the edge. Still have a lot of perfecting but the very first hit in this video of mine was as good as any thrown pie I've received. Hope this is helpful https://umd.net/profile/i/getpiedup/section/videos/video/you-asked-for-it--full-solo-session
There was a video Ariel did a while back where her model Ty got "executed" by being placed in a coffin with the lid heaped in shaving cream and had the lid closed on him. It's no longer available and they could have executed it slightly better but it wad still super hot. I'd love to see some people doing funny Halloween stuff like that at some point.
ThePieBoy said: I got dressed up in my Shiny Red PVC Vinyl hat, shirt and pants and made two sloppy Vanilla Cream Pies. I went outside and set up a chair and camera off of my apartment patio and waited for someone to notice me. A cute girl walking her dog saw me and stopped to see what I was doing. When I knew I had her full attention and curiosity, I slammed one of the Vanilla Cream Pies into my Face. She gasped in surprise and shock and put her hand over her mouth. I picked up the other Pie and slammed it into my Face even harder. Then she was laughing and shaking her head and went back to walking her dog. I was kind of hoping she'd come talk to me and ask me questions, but I got what I needed out of my public display of humiliation. .
Not OK. She didn't consent to indulging your fetish in this way.
Anyone ever tried a professional grade whip cream gun/ dispenser alluminum type that takes a cartridge that they sell online to get messy? How do they work? How far or hard will it spray? Any way to make it spray any harder or faster? I was thinking about buying a couple for whipped cream fight but I want to shoot them at each other
"9/25/23, 1:14pm: Post was deleted by admin and undeleted by Messmaster. The lady in the story was not involved in the wamming itself, but was a member of the public who witnessed the wamming according to the poster. Involving someone in your exhibitionist wam fantasy can be cringe, even if that person was not involved in the wamming, and from some perspectives can be seen as nonconsensual inclusion into the fantasy. But any content filmed in public, where bystanders will witness it, is doing basically the same thing (we even sell such material here). The only difference would probably be the proximity of the unwitting person. But if proximity is the deciding factor, how many feet away would a member of the public have to be to consider it okay? Should we ban anything were the public was present to witness the wamming? If we are to make a rule against something like this, it will need to be made consistent with our existing policy of allowing public content. Note that in this case there wasn't even video footage of the lady, but just a story being told."
I feel quite disturbed by this response. It's not about being a particular proximity, it's that there is a clear description here of a woman being targeted without her consent for sexual gratification. I would argue that this is ethically very similar to flashing.
Sorry to the OP for hijacking an innocent thread, but I think this is important. I don't want to be associated with a community that condones this behaviour.
Polysimon said: Sorry to the OP for hijacking an innocent thread, but I think this is important. I don't want to be associated with a community that condones this behaviour.
Place a pie in the crotch of your underwear (or a swimsuit) and pull it on- without damaging the pie too much. You're now loaded up and ready to sit down hard or give yourself a wedgie!
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