Soo I've been part of the UMD helper team for a little while now (although to be honest so far all I've done is make site suggestions) and I want a fancy title that the rest of the team have tbh though it feels a bit disingenuous to give myself my own title....any suggestions for me?

Nice, suggestions and feedback are the road towards perfection Some ideas :

Executive Mess Whisperer

WAM-advisor

Wamsel

Messquire

UMDuchess

Dunkess

I dunno, "Masturtater" worked out for me for a long time.

You could be Ms. Wank Banks

No title for me but that's ok im fine with being just me .

How about this for Penny?
General Office Director (for) Design, Essential Services (and) Supply.
Abbreviated to GODDESS.

Mind you, these abbreviations can be tricky.
I was once appointed International Director (of) Industrial Organisation (and) Training.
Had the abbreviation on my door for years.

Wouldn't mind getting hauled in by Penny, though, for a good dressing down.

Mr W

Progenitor of pies

Crusher of cakes

Maker of mess

Devourer of dick (I've seen the Mr. Banks vid...)

High Splatwench of (whichever county you live in)

Which gives me an idea, one of our future people will have to be the High Spatwench of The North Riding.

You seem like a Queen Bee to me!

I dunno why, but suddenly I imagined Penny as the "bee girl" from that old Blind Melon song "No Rain".

Why a fancy title ?

Is this where Wamsel was first suggested?

My best friend for the past 25 years has initials JC.

I gently poke fun at her (and myself) for being poor by calling her "JC Pennyless".

You've already got the "Penny" in your names.

So, just call yourself JC Pennybanks!

Had to get this joke in before JC Penny closes for good on account of the long decline of malls combined with the coronavirus.

Or, PennyBanksy? You do guerilla wamming art with a message.

Miss MoneypennyBanks?

PennyBankster?