So you enjoy watching a snooty woman get her comeuppance?

Me too

One thing I love is the outraged dialogue of the snooty woman as everything falls apart around her...so for those of you who like this sort of thing..why not post your favourite bits of dialogue the snooty victim might say

Any examples that I love will go into a hat to win a free copy of any of my scenes..

so it's got to be worth an entry....

I'll start you off with a classic

"How dare you! Do you have any idea how much this dress cost?'

over to you..you can submit as little or as much dialogue as you like..and here are a few pics to get your creative juices going

Oh no, not again.........Why am I always getting hit with pies? Why me?

Oh! I can't believe you did this to my hair!

"Why you complete cow! YOU can't do this to ME. Stop right now, or I'll see to it that you're ruined. Ruined."

"You never were able to control your envy of me."

This one is more for the other one, placing a pie on a chair, and pushing her into it, "They say this goes right to your hips!"

No matter what you do to me next, remember there is tomorrow and I will get you back ten times as bad for this.

Ok, ok, ok, ok I lied please don't pie me. This is my favorite outfit and I don't want to get it ruined. Please, I will do anything just don't ruin my outfit.

Please just let me take the outfit off first to save it.

Other than my few customs, I wish the following line could be uttered more often.

"Wait!!! What am I sitting in?"

NO! You can't!!! PELLLLLLEASE don't ruin my outfit! It's my favorite and you know how much it cost me! That chocolate will NEVER come out of white silk!

How DARE you?!!?!? This is my best dress you cow! You'd better hope that that washes out! I'm sending you my dry cleaning bill you horrible bitch!

Wow..Loving these...how great to come home to such great ideas

These are all going in the hat...though I have to say I think some of them have already been in my scenes

These are great to read..keep em coming people

"I wouldn't dream of serving those pies at my soiree. Such poor quality - even a circus clown would turn up his nose at them."

"Don't you know who I am? I'm (fill in blank)"

"I would never lower my colors to mix with you lot!"

"It's not fair"

"I've never been humiliated like that"

"Why do bad things happen to nice people?"

"You're gonna pay! all of you are going to pay"

(crying) "Daddy!"

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Some more:

"How did that happen?"

"I can't believe you did that"

"I can't go out like this"

"But it was supposed to be her!"

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Ugh! That was completely unacceptable!

I am thoroughly disgusted!

I'll be having foul dreams about this for some time!

"This is UNBELIEVABLE."

"I don't know how things can get much worse than this..."

"(Green, Blue, et al) isn't even my favorite color! It's ______...!"

"This color doesn't go with this..."

"This is not what I ordered at all, damn it!"

"How is a massive tub of slime going to solve my problems?!"

Cadence Luxx was getting hit many times and saying "Your pies taste like shit!!!" She kept repeating this sentiment. Then after a pie sandwich, she said, "Ahhhh! Its in my ear!!! They even SOUND like shit!!!" A great line and it was all her.

I've never been so insulted in my life!

Please no! Not my shoes!! Anything but MY SHOWS!!! They were so expensive! I'll never get molasses out of cream suede!!

What if I paid you? How much money to completely ignore that you want to make a mess of me?

How would you feel if someone did this to you? I know how bad it hurts. I have learned my lesson.

Please, just don't get it on my bra. No matter what you do please don't get it on my bra. Ok, so you got it on my bra, just as long as you don't get it in my panties. I am trying to stay clean for my date tonight.

Do you know how hard it is to get that smell out of clothing. It is impossible.

"are you kidding me, you hefty cunt!!! you cant keep *slams pie*" haha!!

"i guess you think this is funny...haha hilarious but i really NEED another worker, PLEASE, this isnt a joke! i really need a new em-*slams pie*

"oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing! i have to go out in front of my store like this! how can i walk out covered in all this mess?"

"i swear, you arent on hidden camera, im just really clumsy, please just help me, i need a new worker!" *pie hits*
there have been so many "fuck yous" and "oh my GOD, YOU FRIGGIN ASSHOLE!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING??!!" "YOU ARE SO FUCKED!!!"

*hands on hips* "i WILL get you back, i promise...." *followed by a scared face by me...

ariel and i get pretty nasty with eachother, whoever is on the receiving or giving end, it gets pretty funny bc its all usually ad lib...that is where the magic flows! rough scripts with ad lib always turn out funny and great!

Afetr being ripped of and left in panties, she says "I've never been so humilitaed in all my life!!" , Then, is hit with a pie on her face!! Spits some and someone adds "maybe now?"

'I'm sorry but you can't expect me to have a custard pie pushed into my pretty face'

Some more great lines coming in. Closing date is Monday so keep em coming.

Love that Jayce and Jessie have entered too..great lines ladies.

re the C word. In real life I hate the word..especially if a man uses it. I find it misogynistic and unpleasant and have never used it. But perhaps because it is taboo..when a woman who is being wammed and humiliated calls her tormentors C**ts..(as in Jayce's post) it really works for me.

Freud would have a field day with me

agreed which please dont give the free video to me, btw, this is just for fun for me!! but, i TOTALLY agree, girls calling eachother that word (especially being best friends) doesnt bother me a bit, especially when its just shitty words flying around! lol XD but yeah, that word being used in any other way, i think sucks real bad.

Whatever you think you are going to do to me, forget it. I'm your boss, there is no way you are getting that mess anywhere near me. You don't have the guts, I've met your types before, think you can scare me in to giving you a raise. Not a chance young lady.

Or

Please, god no, I'm so sorry, you can have your job back with a raise. You've made your point, please let me go, I've just had my hair colours done, my suit is dry clean only and I'm on my way to a meet a very important client, please I'm begging you, what the hell are you thinking of doing with the scissors

Do you have any idea who I am!!!

OMG...I can't BELIEVE you just did that!!!

You bitch... (for a multigirl scene)

Loved all the entries. Some really great ones. I'm glad I didn't make the contest about the best entry as it would have been too tough to judge

Delighted so many people enjoy the humiliation /outraged type dialogue that is such a big part of my scenes. It reassured me I'm on the right lines with my dialogue..and gave me some great new ideas too..so thanks to everyone who took part

As promised I put all valid entries into the hat and drew one at random. and the winner is..... Eba44

Eba.. Congratulations!!! Please PM me with your choice of scene

Thank you, what an honor