Guys, it's a joke. Gotta love Dole's good-sport response, they simultaneously threatened the artist who photoshopped this with a cease-and-desist tweet, yet you kinda get the idea they recognized his genius for making the concept viral and were entirely open to collaborating with him on new product ideas. I hope good things came of this.
Honestly, as a kid I would've freaked out over the novelty of my own little "fun size" bagged salad that I could pour out into a bowl and slather with my favorite dressing. This is a legit awesome product for Halloween.
...But on a practical level, let's face it: as a kid, you're going to get home on Halloween night and fish out the tier-one candy bars to eat that night. Day two, maybe you're on to the second-tier candies. By day three when you find that salad pack, it's going to be a bag of slime, which might be a good or a bad thing.
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