Haven't done a poll for a while, so here's one for Sunday morning.
What's the best way to serve someone a pie?
Should it be thrown from a distance to get a better splat?
Should it be slammed right into someone's face (taking care not to break their nose of course)?
Should you get a double whammy with a pie sandwich?
How about rubbing it in, making sure you get it all over their face?
Maybe you have your own preference? If so, please share in the comments.

Let's see the most popular pie serving technique

A firm (not too hard, not too soft) push, followed by a bit of smearing/rubbing to ensure full coverage.

An accidental sit on a pie

A nice splat to the face followed by a smear straight up the forehead and back over the hair, all in one smooth motion.

As in these gifs.

I love getting the pie rubbed in making me feel like a truly demeaned clown boy. Also love a good thrown pie that perfectly hits the target. Also love a good pie sandwich that perfectly covers the head and face. I just love being pied right in my pretty face

Some good responses about other kinds of pieing techniques. Some of which I've enjoyed myself during sessions.
I voted for rub it in. Something very satisfying about getting a plateful (or twenty) of foam smeared all round my face

I like a firm one direct in my face to start with and then a sandwich to follow up.

Can I vote for all of the above??

I love getting hit HARD, as if someone wanted to shove my nose all the way back into my skull (but stops just short of it!)

But getting a pie grinded up and down as if they wanted to rearrange the victim's face seems like it's the most disrespectful way to pie someone... if you do it long enough you get those signs of distress in their body language, arms flailing around, body squirming, trying to shove your arm away. A good long smush pretty much guarantees that 'O' face of shock we all love!

Personal favorite is a nice pie sandwich. I think its great when someone gets behind the victim and perfectly places 2 pies totally covering their face. Of course any pie in the face is a good one.

I voted 'other'. My favorite is when you cradle the other person's head with one hand and rub in the pie with the other. Second favorite is when the target is pied while looking up.

I Also voted " other " as already said, slipped down the front and a little down the back of my pant(ies) If I'm feeling really horny let it really Soak in...as in until it all slides out...

All of the above? Variety is the spice of life afterall.

With thrown or smashed, you have to make sure it's a softer, well-thawed pie though.

This guy knows whats up.

You cradle the other person's head with one hand and rub in the pie with the other and An accidental sit on a pie.

Rub in it. Guarantees the best facial coverage.
And it's easier to avoid the cream of the pies of the clothes.
Some girls fears to be pied because, actually, they fear that the cream of the pie fall in their clothes.
Those girls only accept to be pied if you assure that only their faces, not their clothes, will get dirty.
Rubbing the pie in the face, it's easier to not break this promise.

Personally I love a lady teasing me with the pie and weighing up in her hand in front of me. Then placing one hand behind my head to help force my face into the pie, she slowly rubs it in with a twist to get good coverage!

I also love a big gooey pie being placed on a table in front of me and have my face pushed forcibly into it. Then my head is held down and rubbed side to side to add to the humiliation and again the coverage.

Rubbed into the hair while I can see clearly the facial reaction is my personal favorite.

I prefer a pie thrown from off screen, no tin. Pied Pinups throws some great ones, as does Mr. MG. So does WetandMessy.com

Into her underwear! Especially MY underwear!

Definitely start at the chin, put up and firm with a nice upswipe creating the smooth look over the face and filling the nose up too. All orifices should be sealed with pie-but the outline of the face can still be seen. Then smear on top of that!

...only with this:

I'm glad to see that in this poll the pie-down-the-pants option gets a mention.

Or the pie down the panties options too Thanks for mentioning!