Hot Mess Pies just moved halfway across the country, so everything in the store is 50% off through April 15th! Help cover the cost of our move by seeing our models get covered in big gooey white pies and slime. Check out a few of my favorite GIFs feature Chloe, Abby, and DD.

Along with that, expect to see 2 unreleased videos later this year. And if this sale goes well, new content that will include real whipped cream pies will also be coming in 2023.

Visit https://hot-mess-pies.umd.net/ and enjoy!

Awesome pie hits!!!!, could be a few purchases here I think

Does moving mean you left behind all your previous models? That's a shame but at least you get to find new ones! I love your videos and pies, they are very Phoebe R ish, the double pies to head. I love the gif of the model in black bathing suit just standing and posing with a pied face, that is true beauty and heaven to me.

Thankfully I will be able to work with some of the same models again, including Abby with the black swim suit.

That's nice, you made it seem you moved millions of miles away but when you truly think about it the entire USA would fit into the Pacific with billions of ocean still around it ha! Do you take requests, suggestions, donations, customs? The pies are awesome, how do you make them or where do you buy supplies?

Hope you can work with DD again.

I second that. DD is the cutest model to ever take a pie in the face, and she does it with such enthusiasm!

Not currently taking custom orders, but open to it once we setup shop again. As for these videos, shaving cream and graham cracker crusts, and a few techniques I picked up over the years.

Looking great! If you're moving from the west to east coast, welcome! Or see ya later if it's the opposite.

The top vid is near perfection.

Glad to see you're still active! Will the unreleased videos be Shelby and Joanie Starlight?

Hope the move goes well and you get to create sooner than later

Joanie and another DD video will be released later this year.

Thanks for the bargain! I always enjoy your stuff.

Any chance of the models having a tit for tat pie fight in the near future?

Such great news! Great scenes, looking forward to more!

Not a fan of shaving cream pies, but that first single hit (top of thread) is fantastic (complete 'white out')...and we don't see her flinch or blink before the hit!

Just noticed, DD's tail is wagging in that first GIF.