Here's what I think you, Bigshipper, and I should do: Plant "celebrations" in "Chase's Calendar of Events" like National Custard Day, National Chocolate Pudding Day, and Lay-Seductively-on-the-Hood-of-a-'57 Caddy- Day.
Well it just so happens some of those days exist. I don't know how legit this day is because there are some really dumb ones like "National Lumpy Rug Day" on May 3rd, or "Sneak Some Zucchini Into Your Neighbor's Porch Day" on Aug 8th.
Here are some ones that may be interesting and/or appreciated by us wammers.
JAN 11 - Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day (WHY is this in January!?) FEB 5 - Shower with a Friend Day FEB 11 - White T-Shirt Day APR 11 - Cheese Fondue Day MAY 3 - Chocolate Custard Day MAY 13 - Fruit Cocktail Day (Fondly remembering that Messy Fun vid of Shaun) MAY 15 - Nylon Stocking Day MAY 21 - Strawberries and Cream Day MAY 22 - Vanilla Pudding Day JUN 14 - Bath Day JUN 16 - Fudge Day JUN 23 - Hydration Day JUN 26 - Chocolate Pudding Day JUL 5 - Bikini Day JUL 14 - Nude Day JUL 28 - Waterpark Day AUG 5 - Underwear Day SEP 27 - Chocolate Milk Day OCT 13 - No Bra Day OCT 28 - Chocolate Day DEC 5 - Bathtub Party Day DEC 16 - Chocolate Covered Anything Day DEC 17 - Maple Syrup Day