Hey guys let me know what I should do to mess my work uniform. Be nice to me

Lol if only there was a big vat of vegemite to fill your tub with lol, but I'll be nice I suppose let's have some marshmallow fluff inside your uniform and cake batter mix on the outside.


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Some shoe filling is definitely required! Custard, or maybe spaghetti hoops?

Well, I'll go easy on you. 'll only dump a 2-gallon bucket of chocolate sauce over your head.

Followed by 2-gallon of custard. While your tied to that chair.

Does water count as messy? Maybe with some shampoo?

Loads of big custard pies all over you. Then pie your bare feet. That would be lovely. xx

Oh interesting, sounds very sticky. Not sure if fluff is sold in Australia. Anyone know?

Yess I love spaghetti . Shoe filling is a must

I've done 12 litres of chocolate cake batter. Head dunking and pouring. Does that count?

I can certainly do this.

I have to wear it to work. It's my favourite outfit.
I haven't done pies. What's in them just cream?

I'm yet to do pies. I'm a bit scared

Golden syrup and black treacle over the white blouse would look good

Oh that does sound tempting DM me

Could be any worse than chocolate cake batter. The amount of washes I had to do omg

Yummy DM babe

Those pretty heels need to be filled with chocolate syrup as you walk around at work.I will take them off and softly lick the chocolate off those adorable toes as I gently kiss them

Oh that sounds hot

Be very careful if you don't want to risk ruining it, while 99% of the time everything washes out fine with a few goes through the machine with quality detergent, you'll always get the odd case where something somehow absorbs the smell and never lets go - we had to ditch a waterproof rainwear coat that somehow stank of off custard (even though it was non-absorbant rainwear) and nothing we tried would shift it. Meanwhile dry-clean-only wedding dresses come out of a 40 degree wash like new.

Perhaps get something as close as possible to the same outfit from a fast fashion place or a charity shop? Then you can go as wild as you like and not have to worry, and chances are it'll wash clean anyway so you then have a new gunge outfit to play in.

As to what to do to it, start by placing a tray on a flat seat, fill the tray with custard or cream, and then sit down in it and have a good squelch around, and keep squidging till you can feel that it's soaked right through the skirt and whatever you're wearing under it.

Then stand up and prepare all the rest of your substances (open tins, etc), completely ignoring the huge splodge of mess you've got all down the back of your skirt.

After that, whatever you like, have fun!

Definitely several huge cream pies. Starting with the crotch and butt, but then everywhere

I think some spaghetti poured down that top would be amazing. Definitely be noticed by the color changes.

You've got to go for cream pies as suggested. Face and hair for me!
And follow up with a bucket of green gunge over your head and carton of custard inside front of blouse... or is that being too mean!!!!