I am a secret splosher, and sploshing CD (love tight clothes being messy and its an additional sin). My wife is going away for a week meaning I can get completely and utterly trashed and ruined for a few days

Looking for dares, outfits and ingredients to really humiliate myself and get a load of clothes destroyed. Dont want any limits.

Got a few weeks to prepare and buy everything. Give me your worst ideas please to make this a sloppy week to remember!!

This is one I've done before when the wife was gone, human nacho grande. Covered myself with refried beans, sour cream, salsa, black beans, shredded lettuce, nacho cheese pours, and to finish it off I dumped a bag of chips on myself. I'm a secret wammer too. Wife isn't into it.

Had already thought a swimsuit was a mandatory requirement but love the peril of the ice cream.

Like the nacho too and the lettuce is a funny addition. Would be nasty which is ideal

Might just have to get messy 4 times in the 4 days i have.

I've done dice dares with myself, if I'm doing a solo session, to try to remove some of the control and make it seem a bit more spontaneous.

I've used dice to decide on outfits, whether to pre mess some of the clothes before putting them on, how much mess to use, what to use and where its going.

Usually I have a range of options from something fairly tame for rolling a 1 and get steadily more extreme as you get towards 6. As long as you stick some dares that push you a fair bit for the higher rolls you can end up with a very exciting time.

Costume wise I usually go for something like a one-piece swimsuit for a 1 and then go through tights and dresses for the middle rolls then have something like a ballet outfit or a ball gown for rolling a 6.

Mess wise it tends to be something unpleasantly cold like icecream for a 6 roll.

Make sure there is a possibility, even if its small, for you to have to work through every option for one massive gunging.

Also, l would suggest an all chocolate session in a pool. Chocolate cakes, pies, frosting, syrup, pudding, ice cream, chocolate bars, cocoa powder, melted chocolate(don't burn yourself), and sprinkles.

Buy a pair of red panties and fill them with custard, then give yourself a wedgie so it oozes out of your crack.

All great ideas thanks. Def going to use some version of dice game, a tight swimsuit and ice cream. Will post some pics of me utterly destroyed in the multiple outfits. Exciting times

Also a messy CD'er here.

My favourite way to kick off a messy session is the 'slimy knickers challenge'
Wear a long ball gown/wedding dress/"princess style" dress. Any underwear works, but bigger frilly knickers are the best since they hold the most mess.
Slip your knickers off and dunk them in something messy, then fill them with more mess.
Try to slip them back on while keeping your dress clean- good luck!
(If there's mess on the dress you lose, you and your dress are getting destroyed. If you pull it off you probably cheated and should take the messing as punishment)

Also try putting a pie or gateau in some knickers (or crotch of a swimsuit) before pulling it on.

(When clean) try slipping on messy clothes.

A hole in a bucket makes a pretty good improvised gunge tank.
If you like using toys- riding a dildo under the gunge bucket is great fun!

Finally keep all your used mess in buckets for your last session.

Sounds like you really don't wanna hold back so alright try this idea on for size(not simple to explain), One epic discovery I accidentally ran into was falling asleep in the tub while being covered with glop, turning it into a wet dream as it's much easier to run straight into one with your body feeling the sensation of this stuff, done it many times since. The dreams can be overboard and overwhelming orgasmic adventures, such as the girl is in the thick of it with you, riding it, sliding a dress's cleavage up an down you, hand job, swimming deep in the stuff with her, perils scenarios, or watching her do other things that turn you on. Build off those ideas, it could go somewhere.

But this is no ordinary thing and for some its probably not possible its really down to the personality, maybe it'll work maybe it won't for you, the best way I found is getting cozy and thinking deeply about what you want to be doing or doing w/her with your eyes shut, think of what you like to see her in, if it works right you may suddenly find you're self there, that's how I do it.

For me this is easy with the WAM being comfy in the tub too and easily fall asleep but of course I don't fill the tub with water, its more fun to slide around with just glop anyways. As far as outfits go not sure on your style so don't know what to suggest but your free to look at what I do.

I use aloe vera mixed with baby oil, some hair condition and works incredibly well, stuff with a lot of slick works for this in terms of feel.

I've experienced this a good number of times

my worst sloppy idea is definitely dry spaghetti. zero fun potential with bonus possibility of accidental accupuncture.