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the pie fight to end all pie fights!!
I have been sleeping with Mrs. Smiths husband....and she knows it...but I dont know that SHE knows. I have set up for this party that Mr. Smith asked me to tarp and get 42 HUGE bakery pies for! I dont understand the tarping but i just do as Im told....Mrs. Smith is a super snobby, aristocrat, who treats me as "the help" what she doesnt know is Mr. Smith has me as MUCH MORE THAN THAT! I dont just sleep with him, he takes care of me!!
So, once she has had enough with my lying and I cant keep it in anymore, i laugh bc she found a video of us having sex, to which I think is awesome, because i think i look DAMN GOOD IN IT! Mrs. Smith is ENRAGED and picks up the first pie to start a WAR!! We tit for tat with the meanest things, back and forth, about who is closer to Mr. Smith, who has the best tit job, we say it all!! Finally, I start to question the tarp situation and Mrs. Smith lets it out of the bag that this isnt the FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED!! That there are no party guests and she has had these kinds of fights with the maids before...the tarp, all the pies, its all happened before and we realize! Mr. Smith is into this and probably has cameras on us!! Me, being the younger, more "into trying new things" person decide that Mrs. Smith is pretty hot covered in all that pie....
So, we say "fuck that dude!" and I show Mrs. Smith how to REALLY have some fun with the rest of these AMAZINGLY, HUGE, AWESOME BAKERY PIES!! I show her to take one in the face and embrace it, I strip her down and pussy pie her, play with her clit and rub pie all up and down her body, licking her, rubbing her and rubbing her pussy and shes loving it!! She then starts to do it to me, Slowly pieing me dressed and then starts to undress me! Giving me a three some!! Pie to the face, tits and pussy and starts to rub on my clit too! We are now having some girl on girl action with all these pies and Mrs. Smith is HOT AS HELL and we are loving it!!! When we run out of pies, after slamming eachother with them and rubbing eachothers pussies, tits and asses....we decide to rub on eachothers clits at the same time before i grab Mrs. Smith and pull her legs around me and start to put my face into her crotch....wildly fun, super amazing pies and outfits, I think the maid and Mrs. Smith ended up winning in the end

there are a lot of screen caps but they do not do this super long video any justice! i had to stop putting them up bc there are so many moments i wanted you all to see but you have to just see it yourself! its the first time ever, ariel and i have gotten down like this with all these pies!!

message us if you wanna see something like this again.... we loved it!!

thank you! when you get a custom from LENNY and HE LOVES IT....you know you nailed it. plus, we had some FUUUUUUUUUNNNNN WITH EACHOTHER!! woooo weeeee!! seeing us in rare form!! it was awesome! i know we are going to see eachother next week! id love to book some more customs like this!!

i would too!! it was SO MUCH FUN! you have to know that we are best friends when you hear tit for tat like that....bc it just flows. sometimes ariel says stuff that is so funny, i have to hold back my laughter and remember, im fucking pissed.....lol. bc she is FANTASTIC at being the sadistic asshole! i mean, like omg...and shes the NICEST PERSON. i have no idea where it flows from but its beautiful!! lol!!

id love to have some people get customs for next week like this one! they arent cheap but they are worth it. truly.i am very pleased and very proud of how this turned out. no camera men, me just getting the camera where it needed to be adn when and decent editing....i am very very happy with how well ariel does. i mean, she really is great to wam with. and just wamming alone, she is fantastic to watch! we both really love what we do and what we get to do and it shows thanks wamfan. you are top notch i havent forgotten about you, either! i have the cough that came through here last week so i havent gotten to a few extra things yet. doing the bare minimum at the moment

The world needs more of Jayce getting pied in a maid outfit. Good work, you two look great! Glad to see you guys working with pies some more.

Hi
Yes this scene was done for me at a pretty cheap price. I insisted on those Chef pierre pies and Jayce and Ariel went way beyond my expectation for the video. So if you want a custon Jayce is the one!!

I can honestly say its one of the best videos I have seen from producers other than myself

I give it many thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenny

This brings back a sad memory that the Mrs. Smith Pie factory that used to be down the street in Pottstown is gone...

I approve of Ariel's and Jayce's Pussy pie adventures in this vid. Bravo to them and 2 thumbs up to Lenny for producing the vid.
More pussy needs to get pied in the world!

Fantastic pics of you and Ariel, Jayce!

This looks pretty amazing.
There's just something special about maid v snobby woman scenes.

That scenario should be the premise of your next skit!

oh my god, if gfs (since we have made them so much money over the years, lol) would let us film in there, even a SNIPPET of them running around while we snap our fingers for shit....it would be hilarious!!! bc i have been in there before and had to say the same shit..."look, this is going to be on someones body, i need less vinegar, does the cheaper version have more??" or "how many more of those chocolate syrups you have? which one is thicker?? BC IM POURING IT ON SOMEONE, MYSELF!!" i have also done the "why do you all not carry the mallow creme on shelf....ill buy it all everytime!" they say "buy it all?" "yeah it coats really well" and i dont even realize what ive said till i said it. lol XD i need mallow creme in BULK THAT SHIT IS LEGITIMATE.

yall, i owe ariel big for this one, too! she did some off the cuff stuff that PULLED the script together and OMG WAS SHE NOT BANGING IN THAT DRESS??!! never even put it on before i drove up there. she slips into like the mother fucker was made for her!! she was GORGEOUS!!

and omg, lenny....holy shit. this was SO MUCH FUCKING FUN. like, yeah, ive been working on my own new pie recipe and its pretty fucking rad but you were right. those pies have so much FLYING!! i could not save my last backdrop and my "carpet" i bought especially for this scene! it was washable, cloth drop cloth and i was like "omg, there is way too much pie.....on both! the wall and especially the floor. there was no salvaging!!

and lenny, i am HONORED that you loved this....as we have worked together before i think you can see i have grown in my fetish! and i am humbled that you came to me for this! like, seriously. thank you. we had a blast and i cant wait to do something liek this again. with slime, pies, i dont give a fuck. it gives me an excuse to rub around on ariels fine ass and her not to be weirded out. lol XD im kidding she loves it.

Yes it is! The My girl and I hardly get messy without it! And I'd love to hear some of the reaction stories.

Take it easy Jayce. Get over that cough. Grab some Nyqil, make a hot tottie and relax.

i took some cough syrup and drank coffee before i posted that stuff. i was on a rampage. lol XD plus i talk a lot anyway, especially on here since my voice sounds kinda man-ish right now....which i find kinda hot. i sound like a bad ass right now.

ugh. the germs this time of year make me wanna just keep my kid at home and quarantine us both! lol XD

Maybe not the store as a location for a shoot, but someone -- maybe the new girl Constance, or perhaps Dixie -- can be one of the clerks at this fictional version of the store, and you have to go there to get pies and marshmallow fluff, then wackiness ensues.

Heck, maybe you could get someone who works there, on his or her last day, to film something for ya.

it would be cool if they would let us just shoot a snippet in there! i would love that!

I'm tellin you GARLIC will wipe that shiz out cold. Also get some "Thieves" oil. You know how sick I am all the time, and that stuff works. Also, more garlic means more garlic bread...which will make SOMEONE in the house happy!

you already know the garlic bread situation in this house!! omg...i have to let cell phones at the table if garlic bread is cooked JUST SO THEY CAN LOOK AT MEMES. i make garlic bread like, atleast twice a week!

*face palm* lol XD it kills me.

Garlic bread is awesome!!! Add some garlic salt to your dinner as well. Use that shit like you are warding off vampires.

it is deffo a "thing" around here. lol XD i see ppl posting about using garlic paste as something gross for savory and im like 'OMG THAT IS TOO MUCH!!' holy shit. i dont think i could stand that mixed with everything else!! woooo weeee!!!

this vid will be available to umd'ers today or tomorrow!

Ariel and Jayce, thanks for posting these stills. You can't imagine how much this made a crappy week better!

awe! im sorry you had a bad week! glad we could lift your spirits. i hate to say it but the stills do the video no justice! i had to keep them to a minimum as to not mess with the forum gods, lol, those pie hits were just fantastic! so many of them, if i posted them all it would be crazy but i am glad that you got to enjoy some!! i hope your week gets way way better!! sending good vibes!!

Man, that would have gone viral on youtube...lol

Again Jayce, thanks so much!

glad you love it!! its worth getting, i believe!! its tit for tat, its huge bakery pies, its costumes and dresses, then its coming to a compromise, the sassy maid shows the snobby woman how to REALLY enjoy her pies...and then comes the pussy rubbin, sexified stuff. its a great mix of everything to enjoy! plus, its a long ass video!!