Happy Christmas everybody!
Jessie here!
All seems a bit quiet on UMD and Social Media this week and not much goodwill to all Wammers etc so I have decided to give away my latest film,a Christmas Special to you for FREE if people want it and also do some special offers for the rest of the month!
Also if you've never bought one of my films here's your chance to see one for free.
It's 30 mins long with the following fetishes featured:
foot fetish,semi casual tv presenter wear,pantyhose/tights/nylons,strappy sandals,tied hands and me absolutely destroyed in a slapstick skit with flour,red wine,eggs,a whipped cream pie,semolina,rice pudding,custard,chocolate and treacle.
So first off if you go here:
https://umd.net/forums/christmas-daytime-tv-cookery-s
You'll see it's there as 'Name Your Price'
Just put $0.00 as the price and you have a Christmas present from me!
I have had a number of kind people ask if they can send presents/gifts to me and to be honest I don't want anything for nothing so if you are one of them please have the film for free and if you want to send me something just use the 'name your price' function as a 'tip'/'gratuity' box and put what you like in there.
As far as I'm concerned the film is free until the end of the month so anything anyone puts in more than $0.00 I will interpret that as a Christmas gift from you to me and be very grateful!
I REALLY hope you like the film though and honestly if you are skint this Christmas (as I have been most of my life!) then please have it for free and I hope this cheers you up!
(P.S. I have checked with my partner Mike and he thinks doing this is a lovely idea!)
Then separately I am running a Buy 2 Get 1 Free offer on ALL the films in my UMD Store including all the new ones and the bundles.
There is also an extra 15% deduction for UMD VIP members.
All they have to do is put in 'jessdec15' in the checkout coupon box.
On top on that all my new films (since Oct 2016) and my Christmas scenes are now available in a Bundle of 12 films here for just $39.99 which represents a HUGE saving!
https://umd.net/download_info/jessies-christmas-bundle
Hope this cheers a few people up.
Happy Christmas Everybody!
Love Jessie xx

You look so beautiful dressed up in your Christmas outfit!

Thankyou
Hope you enjoy the free films in which the outfit stars!
By the way is the photo of me in it the right way up or on it's side?

That is a very nice gift Jessie, thank you.

I plan to download this (and leave you a gift) at the weekend.

I'm looking forward to the clown bowler hat splosh bit!

Messy Christmas

Thankyou very much!
Here's a couple of stills of the squirty hat aqnd then one of the chef's hat with me totally destroyed with mess!
Ha!Ha!
Jessie xx

I've had a few messages asking what the catch is about the new Christmas film being a freebie.
There isn't a catch (apart from me! ).
It really is free if you want it to be and you are welcome to it!
Happy Christmas!

I have a problem when I add this scene to cart and go to checkout its says that our minimum checkout price is $5.00 what is this?

The UMD has a minimum purchase of $5. You need to buy at least $5 of paid scenes to be able to pick a name your price one (or pay at least $5 for it). Paid for scenes don't have to be from same store as the free one, so if no scenes for $5 in Jessie's store you can pick one by another producer for $5, then add Jessie's NYP one. It's just that the overall basket must be $5 or more before you go to the checkout.

Okay thanks for the info .

Oh I didn't realise that!
Thanks for the info DM
Jessie x

I got that cart problem sorted out thanks to Jessie . Thanks Jessie.

No problem.
I really hope you enjoy the film!

I just want to say thanks to the huge response to the free film,it's actually quite rewarding to see loads of downloads in the store whether it's someone enjoying the free gift or kindly leaving a tip/donation!
Honestly it really has made a time of year traditionally quite depressing for me (and remember this last time year I was only days away from having to go inpatient on a secure mental health ward which was a VERY scary time for me!)
be more rewarding and uplifting.
My kids finished school today and Mike will be over after City play on Sunday so I'm hoping this really can be the best Christmas ever.

Big fan of your work on Facebook.
Can't believe I didn't even know UMD.NET existing
Jez

Yeah,UMD is an amazing site.
Thankyou for joining and your interest in my work.

Just to say our free Christmas film offer has gone down extremely with nearly 50 downloads so far.
I WILL get revenge on that producer Sven you know!
Ha!Ha!
Anyway a huge thankyou to those who paid a tip/gave a Christmas gift.
I really appreciate it.
Also thanks to those who have downloaded it to for free for showing an interest and helping me feel better about Christmas time.
Hopefully those new to my work will now fancy trying some more.
Just a reminder though some of you are missing out by not downloading the first yet.
It really is free.
Also we have buy two get the third free and some people are buying two and not downloading the third free one.
So don't forget to get your free one!
Finally remember ALL the new films are in that big Christmas film Bundle (is it 12 films?) for $39.99 so that's the best value in the store.
Oh yeah VIP's get 15% off AS well so it might be worth non VIP members doing the $5 VIP trial Messmaster is offering!
Love Jessie xx

Jessie, this is very generous of you. One day I'll be able to afford a session...

By the way, I think the football is on Monday not Sunday (except down here where we get a rest until the 28th!) as that's when Boxing Day falls.

Thanks.
Hope you enjoyed and yes get saving for a session!
Re.the footy I was referring to the Sunday just gone when Mike was at the game where City came bavk from 0-1 down against the Arsenal to win 2-1!
Good beating the 'Arse' in the week I won Rear Of The Year!
Ha!Ha!
The next match against Hull away is the Monday/Boxing Day one but we are watching that on tv.
Then we're going to the New Years Eve one which is City v Liverpool at home.

Palm meet face (sadly not bearing a pie) - didn't see the date.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Jessie and Mike x

Happy New Year everyone!
Well over 100 of you downloaded my free Christmas film so I hope you all enjoyed,though it was funny or sexy or whatever floats your boat!
We had fun making it and Sven is such a great customer letting us release his special film.
Some of you were very kind and made some kind donations to me.
We didn't let on before so as not to 'guilt' anybody as we genuinely wanted everyone to just enjoy the film but everyone who donated $5 or more is going to get another free film and personal message from me.
In addition your donations have gone to an amazing charity that helps children who are terminally ill get an opportunity to do one fantastic dream activity.
So thankyou for making a difference to their lives.
Love Jessie xx

Happy New Year to you Jessie!