What are peoples favorite dialogue or phrases from their favorite WAM scenes?

Lauren from Maid Contest. She starts laughing at the pied maids, one of them says "oh look whose laughing", they grab her and pull her into the middle, she pleads and begs "oh no no, please no, but I'm the boss", they count "one, two, three" and she gets 3 or 4 pies to her face and head, she puffs out some pie and moans "GIRLS!".

Bring it on or Let me have it

"I'm not paying, and theres NOTHING you can do about it."

What scenes are those from? Bring it on not sure but let me have it is like Dean Travers saying I want it in Three's Company pie fight.

https://media.tenor.com/9SSfp55D3D0AAAAd/pie-in-the-face-funny.gif

What scene?

It's at the start of most of the Messygirl Human Garbage Disposal series

HGD1 Tatum https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0857
HGD2 Amber https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0862
HGD3 Amy https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0864
HGD4 Brittany https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0906
HGD5 Tilly https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0919
HGD6 Penelope https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0927
HGD7 Zoey https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0929
HGD8 Misty https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0950
HGD9 Tilly again https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-0981
HGD10 Jacy https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1001
HGD11 Vika https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1003
HGD11A Redacted unreleased HGD
HGD12 Leanna https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1041
HGD13 Darla https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1055
HGD14 Stephanie https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1065
HGD15 Alice https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1075
HGD16 Payton https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1128
HGD17 Jasmine https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1132
HGD18 Tatum (Again) https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1165
HGD19 Dakota https://dl.messygirlvideos.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=tws-75-1203

Cool, never watched those!

"Somebody give me a pie!" from "In the Sweet Pie And Pie."

This one I'm pretty sure Lane came up with herself; MG says she could usually improv lines far better than any he could script for her. Lane is completely clean, standing between two other models who have each been pied multiple times and who are each holding fresh pies in a way suggesting they're about to let Lane finally have it:

"I'm already CREAMY being here with you two girls, so why don't you CREAM ME?!?"

(don't remember which scene this was but I think maybe Vicky -- aka London Andrews -- might have been one of the other two models).

So many great lines!

Symona Boniface "You missed me!" SPLAT

Dorothy Appleby "Gentleman, gentleman, please, please!" SPLAT
Vernon Dent "We try to please!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzOs4PX7UMs

I love the classic "You wouldn't DARE!"

When a girl, who was initially a bit nervous and maybe disgusted, later says "it's quite nice actually"

Also when a girl is covered in savoury mess and exclaims "this is so wrong"

Don't you know who I am.???? International superstar........ Louise La Amour

My personal comments that I enjoy most rewatching/rehearing.....


"FUCK yeah"
"Gimme those pies"
"Yes please"
"It's so sticky"
"I'm so messy"

For me(and by a long shot!) is PieGirl Kay in 'Flan Mail' yelling 'Hit me with a pie!'

I'm a fan of the classic "I don't know." before slimings and "let me have it!" before pies.
"You wouldn't!" is also a good one.
And "I can't believe I agreed to do this."

There's a MG video where Lane said something to the effect of "this is Mr. MG's studio, we don't have to worry about cleaning it" and then slammed a pie into her face. Gets me every time I watch it.

A later Wambabes video where Ariel filled her bikini with savory stuff and squealed "I can feel it all around my pussy" and seductively laughed. I can't make it past that point of the video

Not really dialogue or even conversation, Vicky or London Andrews scenes getting into a tub or pool of something, chocolate, clay etc. Listening to her squeal and moan even just dipping her toes into the mess is heavenly. Then her slowly sitting down and giggling while her very large bum submerges, amazing!

How how about "Pie my big tits please" lol

"Please give me the pie"
"Pie me in the face"
"I really want the pie"
"Please shove the pie in my face!"

My favorite 2 lines are

:"you act as if the Sword of Damoclese is hanging over your head".

https://youtu.be/BIxQTDWzZc0

...plus the famous line by Johnny Carson

:"Ring around the collar - ring around the collar"

"pie in the face !!"

https://youtu.be/9BPN2mbBSMM

Now you stop that...SPLAT

Don't you dare!!!....SPLAT

RIP Stooges

The old you wouldnt I would you shouldn't I should you couldn't I could routine is always a classic.

Also there was one joke i don't think seen repeated in one of Rich's early two girl scenes where ones a cop and the others a baker. One lass goes duck and the other just goes what and doesn't even make an attempt to dodge the pie that just hit her directly in the face. The quickness and the sillyness of it just makes me laugh every time

Ala Amateur Pies Vol 5
https://piefightgirls.com/cgi/autogal.pl?vidnum=vdo-27-0036

I LOVE when my wife says "I'm gonna throw this pie in your face."

Three's Company Bakeoff

Jack/Dean - I would like to take my pie back, no you're not, yes I am, no you're not splat

Dean/Mr Hoffmeier - Please, please, it was an accident, accident?!...splat

https://media.tenor.com/_Pvp5sAuI_cAAAAC/pie-in-the-face-funny.gif

Mrs. Roper - Oh Stanley you look ridiculous...splat..Why you...

https://media.tenor.com/Ukiwo3Ccv_wAAAAS/pie-in-the-face-funny.gif

Janet - Mrs...splat..Roper...Oh Janet I'm so sorry...

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-64xfKQaFn9Y/UWIYqF94vuI/AAAAAAAAV5w/qNiT-EU6xwQ/s1600/Threes+Company.gif

Chrissy/Janet - No No No No Wait a minute...what?!...splat

https://media.tenor.com/-rgaVCeCg1cAAAAC/pie-in-the-face-funny.gif

Dean - This is disgraceful, disgraceful, I came here tonight to win this trophy and I want it, you hear me, I want it splat splat splat splat splat

https://media.tenor.com/9SSfp55D3D0AAAAd/pie-in-the-face-funny.gif

"Please pass the cream."

I like using "just let me have it already!" And "give it to me!" a lot. Going for the whole 'not intending to get messy but OMG I did and what happened!' thing is my goal