Email I just got... You can't make this kind of stupid shit up. Been that kind of week...

"You Sicken Me.

I took some time to browse your website and was absolutely disgusted by what I saw. Your so-called "models" are nothing but low-life, uneducated, sluts with a complete lack of self-respect and and a backbone -- not to mention completely physically unattractive. And you're nothing but a coward who doesn't have the balls to talk to a real woman who actually respects herself and demands respect from others. I hope your local law enforcement agency shuts you down and arrests you and every single one of those prostitutes who "work" for you."

This troll was trying waaaaaaaaaay too hard.

Let's face it, Rich. Your models are certainly unattractive.

In reference to YCDTOTV, I feel like this has been an introduction to the "Opposites Sketch".

I mean... Seriously. You're a PG-Rated producer who works with attractive girls in both look, style, and demeanor with a very girl next door sort of vibe...

I'm really stumped sometimes by how out-of-balance some people have to be to perceive the same world I see every day so differently.

Night and day.

Rich, that really *is* stupid shit! I'm sure you didn't feed the troll, but that makes no sense at all!

Besides the fact that your ladies are cute/gorgeous and very hot, you, of all people are not doing anything even R-rated! So how would someone arrest you?

Simply amazing!

Thanks for posting that ... for a good laugh!

Norman

The saddest thing is this person actually took the time to sit there and type that. Like, made a conscious decision that, 'You know what, it's well worth my time to sit here and compose this steaming pile of shit.' That's the amazing thing to me.

Also, I'm just going to take a wild stab and guess that whoever sent you that didn't put any kind of name to it, did they?

You know, the irony of that email is that the writer is probably some repressed religious whack job who is totally turned on by what you do but so totally disgusted that he is turned on by it that in order to express his own self-loathing he projects his scorn onto you for providing the service that forces him to face his own fetish/perversion/turn-on.
Typical.
I can think of a trillion of things one could find on the web that are so much worse, and this person singles out a web site with girls in bikinis getting pied in Electric Company parodies?
What's the world coming to?
Screw him, Rich. Your site rules.

So...how many videos did he buy?

Hey Rich, I think it might have just been a miscommunication -- something lost in the translation, if you will:

Haha, thanks guys.... FTR, this annoyed me enough to pull up his IP address and do a reverse track. Turned out he DID sign his real name and I could probably screw with him a bit if I wanted to.

But it's honestly not worth it. Like the expression "self-hating gay" (think that Republican senator who got caught in the bathroom with the "wide stance" after passing lots of anti-gay legislation), I'm sure there's a handful of self-hating WAMmers. He wouldn't have found my site by accident and he wouldn't have responded this way if he didn't dislike his own urges.

ANYWAY. A private email, however dispicable, doesn't really faze me. There's been much much worse (sadly) over the years.

Yikes. I can only imagine.

This is ridiculous, considering all the models on your site are fully clothed and they're doing comedy bits. No sexual acts are committed. Yet, whoever this is called them sluts with no self-respect. The irony is, the one who is truly disrespecting them is, the person who wrote the letter by demeaning them and calling them sluts.


Ever since the ice bucket thing started, it feels like trolls in general, have been getting bolder. Between this and Youtubesuckspoo harrassing women who've lost children to cancer, things are getting out of hand.

Are you one those people who keep asking for pictures of ladies in white socks?

Oh, wait ........ "smocks" .......

(In best Emily Litella voice) ..... Never mind ....



Sorry, couldn't resist!

Norman

** For the younger folks, Emily Litella was a character on Saturday Night Live, played by Gilda Radner. Emily did "op-ed" pieces during the Weekend Update, and always misunderstood the subject matter, then when she realized it, ended with "Never mind ..."

"Haters gonna hate."
--Socrates

Anyone who has the courage to put themselves out there is going to have to deal with resentment from cowards who don't. Don't take it personally. Just sit back and quietly hope that he's sodomized by a bear.

Thanks for the support... Here's a little something back. I did an HD edit (720p) of that great Brazillian clip from Sunday to get just the parts with messy ladies....

http://www.slapstickstuff.com/Passa09_14.mp4

You were close, I do troll Youtube looking for some sweet sweet smock action.

On the plus side, that's one of your "rebuttal" skits partly written for you.

Send him a free clip....





...then see if he downloads it.

Sorry to hear about this Rich. Don't worry about it, this guy is trying to light a fire under you. ALL talk!

Hi Rich,
Sounds like you got one of my emails by mistake lol !

Clearly, this emailer simply made some honest typographical errors, Rich.
Here is what he meant to say, after a spell-check cleaned it up a bit.

"I sicken me. I didn't bother taking the time to browse your website, because I was absolutely disgusted by myself. My so-called "penis" is nothing but a short, stumpy low-life, uneducated pine-nut with a complete lack of self-respect or tumescence - not to mention completely physically unattractive. And I am nothing but a coward who doesn't know how to properly wipe & cannot find my balls,so I have to fornicate with a real farm animal who actually respects themselves and demands I pay them a pound of oats in exchange for their service. I called my local law enforcement agency to shut me down & arrest me as a sex offender & every single one of those farm animals who "work" for me.

P.S. When the fuck are you going to upload your next free videoclip?"

Further proof of my theory that in general "people" were a very bad idea.

Heh! Just : Rich and Slapstick Stuff :


and Girls of Slapstick Stuff : :lovestruck::lovestruck::lovestruck::lovestruck:

"I fear that we are all garbage, drifting toward a giant cosmic sewer. I hope not,but I think so"-George Carlin

My thoughts exactly

The proper term for this asshole, no matter whether they are a feminist or a religious person or merely a troll who doesn't really believe what they wrote, but just wants to antogonize Rich, is ANTI-SEX TERRORIST!

That's the term I use all the time in political fights:
my enemy is an ANTI-X TERRORIST, where X = whatever
(Although, someday, I'm sure to come across somebody who really hates using the letter "X", and I will owe that somebody a huge apology.)

Anyway, Rich's new "friend" ( :ohbruther: ) is the star of the new Judd Apatow comedy: "Dude, Where's My Penis?"

Rich, just keep doing what you have always been doing & let that troll move on elsewhere. You produce PG-rated, non-nude material for all of us to enjoy, which IMHO, is some of the best material around & the models you bring in for your shoots are very attractive & first class all the way. We will always support you & I hope this troll and future trolls will become distant afterthoughts.

One has to question how he stumbled upon your site in the first place.

If this person considers your models "low-life, uneducated, sluts w/o self-respect" then I need more women like that in my life because frankly, I don't know what gene pool you are pulling from but it shur is a purdy one! So seriously, how do I meet some of these reprehensible women anyway???

Dude, your models are G with a capital O Gorgeous! (and they all seem so genuinely down to earth and happy/carefree)

If anything we need more of them in the world to make it a happier place...