Lady Emily failed to turn up to the London Splunch last weekend, after promising us she would. We were so hurt and offended that we decided she needed to publicly apologise and be punished for her misdemeanor.
She came round in a casual outfit of jeans and a pretty top and we put her straight in the gunge tank and handcuffed her arms behind her back so she couldn't escape. I explained that we had saved some used gunge from several days ago and we had left it outside to get colder overnight.
Emily had written an apology, which she then read out on camera. This wasn't enough, we wanted to ensure she didn't miss the next splunch, so we tortured her with a tank-full of old, cold gunge.
Despite 40 litres of gunge being poured over her she didn't look as covered as we would have liked! So we re-filled the tank to give her a second gunging. This gave her a much better coating and covered the patches she'd managed to keep dry before.
However, Mr JnC still didn't think Emily had been punished enough. There was still a lot of gunge left and we had some small buckets to hand, so we both proceeded to throw gunge at her, while she squealed and squirmed with her hands still cuffed.
There was a lot of laughing throughout the movie, so I suspect Lady Emily might have enjoyed her punishment a little. However, she has been warned, that if she does not attend the next London Splunch (which will be scheduled for September/October), she will face a much worse consequence.
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She also has a very cute giggle and an awesome personality too! We should be seeing some more of her in the future 
