Hey there, all, I need some advice about cleaning up after having a messy session. My girlfriend and I are gonna be getting messy together for the first time next week and while I'm very excited, I'm trying to think of how we can go about cleaning up afterwards. Normally, if I have a messy session to myself, I just do it in the bathtub but her bathtub is too small for the both of us (we're also gonna be having sex during said session) so we were thinking of just doing it in the bedroom. I was thinking about grabbing some tarps to lay down everywhere, mainly on the floor and bed, but basically, my question here is how would we go about getting everything clean afterwards? I don't believe that she has a garden hose at her place, should we just clean the tarps in the shower after we get done in there?? I've very rarely done this sort of thing with anyone other than myself so this is sort of a new concept to me. Thanks for any/all advice.

Sincerely,
Piesenberg

Depends how much you are planning on using really

If a few jars or cartons, a few layers of towels on the floor will likely be fine but depending what the substance is the towels might stick to you and be annoying.

Plastic sheeting is ok but make sure it isn't a thin value brand

Outdoor tarps are better but can be hard to clean - maybe if it's something you'll be using regularly then clean and save it but otherwise just throw away after and re-buy for next time

My fave is heavy grade plastic (125mu polythene, have a look on ebay) then it isn't kind of floaty and sticking to you and you can just roll it up and throw it away... if you try and clean tarps you're gonna have a bad time. This can take a buckets worth of stuff plus a few jars and cartons and cakes and things

For a few buckets or more, consider a small inflatable pool. The high sides mean no spillages. You can get ones about 5/6ft with room for two. You can scoop up the spoils and flush down the loo, then clean the pool and save it for next time or just slash it screw it up and throw away

First of all, Candy, you do great work, I'm a big fan, and thank you for the suggestions.

The funny thing is that I had brought up my fetish with her about 3-4 months ago but she didn't seem that interested at the time but then out of the blue, she brought it up earlier in the week. Needless to say, it totally caught me off guard in a very pleasant way haha. She told me she was interested in caramel syrup and whipped cream, I'm gonna see about maybe throwing in some chocolate syrup to the mix, see what else she would consider using. We both agreed on 3 tubs of whipped cream and 3 bottles of caramel syrup, we'll see if I can manage 3 bottles of the chocolate syrup.

I figured a tarp would be easy to clean, I'll look more into my options there although I imagine whipped cream would be easy to clean off. I was thinking about getting an inflatable kids pool although I imagine something like that would be a little bit of a pain to wash off in the shower. We're shooting for doing all of this in less than a week's time so I'm not sure if the plastic would be here on time should I order it online, towels are out of the question.

I use a tarp covering the whole floor plus an inflatable pool to contain most of the mess. Thin value brand plastic sheeting is useless for floors but can be used to cover walls, held in place with masking tape.

Clean yourselves first before attempting to clean up the room.

Scoop out the contents of the pool into a bucket and dispose of as food waste or down the toilet.

It isn't practical to clean a tarp, just fold it inwards towards the centre of the room before placing it in a large plastic bag and throw in the trash together with the thin plastic from wall-covering.

A small pool can be cleaned by taking it into the shower, partly-deflated if necessary.

A larger pool can be cleaned by wiping with a damp sponge. I find pools can be re-used 3-4 times before they need to be thrown in the trash too. Alternatively, for an easier life, just throw in the trash along with the tarp.

I usually wash food containers etc and send for re-cycling as we have doorstep recycling collections here. Otherwise, throw these in the trash too.

Have fun!