I have never worn waterproofs and gotten messy before, some people ask "Why would you?" When they are going to protect you from the mess! They need to try it because it also allows the mess to stay inside the waterproofs and anyone who has worn filled wellies knows what a great sensation that is!

To start with I have on my favorite Nike Dri fit leggings which are nearing the end of their life as wam clothing as they are smelling creamy and a cute cap sleeve t-shirt. I start by filling the leggings with lots of eggs followed by 4 pints of jelly mixed with condensed milk. The mess gets stuck within the leggings and collects around my ankles! I fill my black gloss wellies with avalanche foam and put them on the air is trapped and they kind of explode outwards with all the mess inside the ankle park of the leggings! I empty the mess from my legging into the wellies for later.

I then take them off and put my new waterproof purple trousers, I love the noise they make when you are putting them on and how they feel over the top of messy leggings so they kind of encase the mess within and it feels so good. I then wrap the bottoms and put my wellies back on withe the trousers tucked in the jelly is all squishy inside the welly with the foam squirting out of the top! Then I put my new Regatta Pac-a-mac on to complete my outfit. Feels so good with the layers and the mess inside.

I pour custard over my head and it drips down onto the front of the mac and inside as well With my head covered in custard I zip the mac right up to the chin and put the hood on over the top of my custardy head. It feels so naughty to be all messy in clothes that are meant to keep you clean and dry. The custard is then rubbed all over my trousers and mac until I am all slippery and covered. I gather some slop and pour it over my hood and enjoy it running down over me like a messy shower.

With my hood on and the mac zipped right up I give myself a pie and then a pie sandwich then a pie hat and another till you cant see my face it is covered in pie and plates and I can just breath. All that pie and plates and the hood feels totally closed in and obliterated I lie down still totally covered and enjoy the feeling for a moment. After taking all the plates off I am left with a pie covered face still I rub the foamy mess all over my rainwear. I take my hood off and then fill a bowl with avalanche foam and squish it on my head like a hat and the foam smooches out. I end the mess totally covered in the foamy mess!

There is also an extensive shower scene where I arrive at the shower still totally covered in the mess with my hood up and enjoy the water running over me and inside my waterproofs. I spend sometime filling up the trousers which hold the water really well. I finish with a hair wash and strip off all the clothes. ( Please excuse the extractor fan in the bathroom we need a new one!)