For those of you who don't make a habit of looking at my profile pic... Enjoy!
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This has a little bit of everything: Pies, of course (real, shaving cream, and thrown)... But also pink slime and the dreaded "white slime deluge"... A little bit of seltzer... Some nice messy hair... And I know some of you dig the black tights and heels! (FYI: At the end of the medium & wide clips, there's some nice footage of Breana removing her heels and tights on camera... Is this a "thing"?? I honestly don't know.)

Oh yes, and a lot of Spanish language gags for you bilingual folks. De nada!

So there's two reasons I grabbed less "messy" pics and more "in between mess" pics this time around:
1) Clever sales ploy, and
2) I don't think there's a model who "cleans up" much better than Breana. To each his own, but the pics at the end where her hair and upper body are totally plastered but her face is (almost) clean? SUPER cute.

So post some nice stuff and I'll upload 3 final pics... It's one of my favorite picture sequences of recent memory!!

Some great hair coverage there!

Stockings? Corset? Long gloves? White slime? I believe that equals INSTA-BUY!!

Fantastic pics of Breana, Rich!

Rich,

As I have said before, you really are an awesome producer. These shots though, may be some of your best ever, which is saying a lot considering the high bar you continue to set. Thigh highs, stillettos and yet another stunner, just put this one over the top. If you'd ever just venture to the R stuff, I'd buy all your lingerie escapades. Put another way, those boobs really are just too bountiful to remain hidden. Well played none-the-less!

Thanks! But here's the catch-22 that a lot of folks who ask for nudity don't realize... There were/are basically two options with Breana:
1) Shoot PG stuff where she wears her own sexy (but tasteful) outfits.
2) Insist on shooting topless stuff, and she doesn't participate.

There IS no option #3. In fact I'd say about 98% of the models I've shot don't do ANY nudity, period. You limit your model pool by a HUGE factor when you only shoot nudity... Which also explains why models who get naked in other producer videos tend to appear on a lot of other sites as well. They're a rare commodity and very much in-demand across a variety of platforms.

I personally find beautiful women just as sexy with their clothes on, sometimes more so. And it's MUCH easier to convince them to get pied on camera when they're not also having to get naked too!

I've been mainly limiting the UMD store to a bit older material... And frankly, I'm mainly focusing on "final edits" because the unedited clips I've put up for sale really haven't sold at all.

I can certainly add the Breana unedited clips here, though, and see if there's demand. The final edits won't be coming for a few weeks yet on ANY site though, I haven't even started that process!!

Totally on board with this, Rich ......... just as soon as you farm out Angie's boobs to somebody's R-rated mud pit!

Actually, the unedited Scene 1 is now in the UMD Store! All 3 angles available individually, or the full "bundle."

And I have quite a few "long glove" clips in my Mothership store... The nurse one you're talking about is the only one in the UMD Store for now though.
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She's so pretty.

I would like more Latinas.

Breana is one of those rare girls that can pull off the almost impossible of looking both cute AND hot in the same picture.

That IS the sweet spot I'm striving for with every model!

I hear you with more Latinas... And believe me, I have tried to bring some gorgeous Hispanic women into the SS fold... With very little success. Finding locals is tough. Finding out-of-staters is much easier... But the travel and logistics and money have conspired against me. (I've been in talks with two different models that both would've been Top 5 for looks alone, but neither has panned out yet. Maybe one day when I've given up I'll spill beans...)

But let's look at the silver lining: Breana isn't sick of me yet! HA! I'm gonna try to put out unedited footage for Scene 3 this weekend if I can find the time to put it together... And yes, there's more coming (eventually) after that!

Coming to this very late after some vacation travel time, but I have to say Breanna looks simply stunning here. You're on quite a roll here, I'd say, between this model and Alex. They've got to be two of your best-looking pie targets ever.
I really hope your sales have picked up with all this recent, remarkable-looking work.

I wasn't gonna say anything, but August was actually my best month of 2015!! And Breana played a BIG part of that....

Thanks! AND you'll get the final edit for free when it's done. (Should just show in your InBox in the next few days.)

That one is actually quite helpful, as it has subtitles for the Spanish.

Rich,

Breana is "DROP DEAD GORGEOUS"!! :lovestruck: :lovestruck: She has beautiful long hair as well. Anyway, I felt compelled to make some Gifs of her 2nd scene. I've got somemore coming of her medium view as well that I will post later. I normally only make Gifs close up but Breana's body is rockin and I can't not include it!! Here are some Gifs, enjoy!!

Thanks Mr. Pies! I'd say just wait and post the rest of the GIFs in the thread for the third scene (when it happens) so they don't get lost in the shuffle... Since this thread is 9 days old now!

Hey Rich,

No problem. BTW, in case you don't already know, I have scene 3 and will be posting Gifs of that scene as well. Just waiting for the "official" announcement as I don't want to be the "Spoiler"!

Rich...I can see why this video is a hit....she's beautiful and fun to watch...and, she barely flinches at all before the first pie hit!...the 11th GIF (first one, row three in my viewer) is also a spectacular thrown hit -- perfect mess/aftermath (would have love to have seen this with a clean face, but there was enough pie wiped off from the preceding hit to make it great nevertheless)....anyways, great job and congrats!

Thanks! Yeah, she was a little "flinchy" at first but got over it quick. And she does clean up very well.... As you put it, even after many pies she can still wipe her face to where it feels close to a truly "clean" hit.