Hello all I thought this would be a nice way for everyone to get to know me a bit better And hopefully have a bit of fun and a laugh (at my expense lol)

So if you have anything you'd like to ask me fire away

Thanks Becky

What substance do you dislike to use for its intended purpose but absolutely love it for getting messy with?

Also what is on your messy bucket list and why?

Hi Becky

The clown kink and WAM seem to go hand in hand but is this a new thing for you or a longhaul fetish?

What is your preferred way to get messy?
Do you like forfeit games and if so, what do you play?
Do people still "meet by the Lions"? (Been a while since I was in Notts).

What's your favourite way to deliver / take a pie?
Have you ever taken part in a big pie fight or a skit with other clowns?
If you could get messy on any gameshow, which one would it be?
How much practice did it take to get your clown face paint right?

Porridge it's got to be porridge lol

And bucket list would definitely be finding a gameshow with silly messy games

Long haul been about ten years now

What is your preferred way to get messy?
When there's some sort of challenge involved

Do you like forfeit games and if so, what do you play?
A number of games tbh online the main are probably battleships and Rock Paper Scissors

Do people still "meet by the Lions"? (Been a while since I was in Notts).
Yes lol

What's your favourite way to deliver / take a pie?
Straight into the face with good coverage of my lips and nose

Have you ever taken part in a big pie fight or a skit with other clowns?
Unfortunately not I have been involved in food fights but not like that

If you could get messy on any gameshow, which one would it be?
There's a couple wudja cudja gyob dd etc etc

How much practice did it take to get your clown face paint right?
Been doing it for 10 years now and still isn't perfect

Hi there,
Do you like getting wet at all?
Have fun, Mr W

To a degree yes much more of a messy fan tho

Would you ever give up your day job and clown around or get messy full time?

In a heartbeat

What's the yuckiest ingredient you have got messy with?

How long have you enjoyed WAM and how did you come to enjoy WAM?

Stuff like wet dog food is right up there but as a forfeit for a dare once I had to sit in horse crap which as you can imagine is extremely nasty

It's around 10 years now and believe it or not it all started for me playing truth or dare

Do you prefer being dared or daring others or both?

What is your favorite attire to get messy in?

What do you think of butt pies?

Do you have any pictures of yourself messy?

The messiest at one time was I did what I classed as a full gunge session with supplies from messy supplies gunge foam pies etc I trashed myself

Being dared but I do enjoy setting dares for people

Embarrassing costumes and swimsuits

I dare you to give me a pie dare.

Are you going to take photos from the pies you earn on this thread and will they be added to your profile?

1. Do you have any advice for guys who are self conscious/embarassed about their attraction to WAM?
2. How often are you barefooted, during a WAM session? (I'm also attracted to women's feet.)
3. Are your girlfriends aware of what you do, and if so, how do they feel about it? Also, have you even introduced any of them to it?

What should I get messy with on Saturday? I have gunge

Hi there,
Do you like the idea of slapstick with pies, flower and water?

This is such a great idea and thread!

What's the most embarrassing or memorable costume you've worn? Both to get messy or otherwise