Hello everyone,

I know we've already discussed this topic several times but now I want to throw in my two cents: which actress or actresses would you like to see recieve at least one pie in the face? You don't have to give the pie but the splat(s) will happen either way.

My pick is none other than this British beauty!
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You ran the same bloody pic 20 times. I hope she goes her entire goddamn life without getting pied.

Happy Camper, has anyone ever told you that you bear an incredible resemblance to the stunning Mrs. Bee? And yet you are so much crankier! Go figure.

Boy. That actress sure has a LOT of identical twin sisters.

And I still have no idea who the fuck she is.

This is an A+ thread.

More of this.
Whatever it is.

It is Lily James of Cinderella, Baby Driver and Downton Abbey. Beautiful woman.

It should have been a poll.

Where all the choices were Lily James of Cinderella, Baby Driver and Downton Abbey.

I'm a fuckin' cranky hot chick!

I bet Mrs. Bee would get pretty cranky in a hurry if she ever met HappyCamper. Or Regis. Or both at the same time.

Meanwhile, having given the matter careful consideration, I've decided that my vote in this poll goes to ... Lily James!

Mrs Bee thinks I'm delightful and charming.

Everybody calm down I just wanted to use all of the gif shots in this post.

Alexandra Breckenridge. My favorite role of hers was the sexy maid in American Horror Story Season 1.

Georgia-May Foote. Never heard of her? Used to be in Coronation Street, google images is your friend.

Oh, and Susanna Reid. Not an actress but a presenter on ITV breakfast news programme. Just about the sexiest woman on TV IMO, not seen her pied, but she has had a soaking, which was worth watching. When that ice bucket challenge was doing the rounds she did that, everyone else did it in trackie bottoms and baggy tops, but not Susanna!! Oh no, she was wearing a tight, thin, dress and heels.

The sexy MILF knew exactly what she was doing!!!!

She looks like a sexier mix of Danielle Panabaker and Brie Larson but hey, I'm not complaining!

I would like to see Bea Arthur dug up and pied again (just kidding...I am not into necro-pies).

Yeah....it should have been a poll....but when you have a choice of 20 pics....all of the same person.....that sounds to me like the recent elections in Venezuela,,,ha ha

I was trying to use all of the shots in that gif...plus Lily James is a pretty looking lady.

Gemma Arterton would be top of my list, followed by Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Weisz, and Charlize Theron. I could go on and on.

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Well, you're in luck Regis because I have exactly that!

Good call on Charlize. I'm sure she'd have fun with it especially after seeing Atomic Blonde and what she did to prepare for the role.

I do have a contemporary list, but being a vintage nut I also have a 'time machine' list as long as your arm.

A select few...

Jayne Mansfield
Carole Landis
Sophia Loren
Claudia Cardinale
Veronica Lake

Dude, you could have saved yourself a lot of effort and posted the same pic of Sophia Loren 35x.

Great choice of vintage ladies, Trouso. You may be pleased to know that Carole Landis is said to have been pied and suffered plenty of other slapstick indignities as an aspiring actress appearing in some of Mack Sennett's silent comedy films. (Unfortunately, as far as I know, none of those WAM moments with Landis are known to survive today.)