Wearing a cute white shirt, glasses, and ruby red lipstick, The Wife tells you a story about her very first real job when she worked at a candy store! It's explained why she is no longer fond of chocolate, and talks about all the various chocolate products the store had to offer. What she didn't count on, was having large buckets of every kind of chocolate she named being demonstrated on her: decadent dark chocolate, luscious milk chocolate, chunky granola chocolate, creamy chocolate pudding, sweet chocolate syrup, crunchy chocolate cereal, and ribbons of velvety chocolate brownie batter. In addition to all of this, a chocolate crusted white pie is smashed in her face after each and every chocolate pour.

... did we mention there's chocolate?