Not a bad question. I'd probably choose being the guy in Jayce's video Face Sitting Ass Worship. Probably my favorite of her scenes, which says a lot. I added some pics, because everyone should buy this scene
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I would be in the great race with Natalie Wood, preferably as the bloke in the gag where she is wearing a basque and stockings under an unbuttoned jacket, and tries to pie him, he ducks , but she spins all the way round and pies him in the face as he stands up.
My initial thought was "Rich in any of several Slapstickstuff shoots," but my suspicion is that there's a ton more work that goes into the shoot than meets the eye, so I'd probably be more anxious about making sure the shoot was running smoothly than enjoying throwing pies. Maybe a hypothetical Slapstickstuff assistant? Pie-er-in-chief?
It's actually a terrific question with a lot of scope for everyone to join in!
I'm lucky enough to have lived the dream and recorded the majority of it.
But if I were being greedy I would have to say I wouldn't have minded swapping places with Professor Treacle in some of the old WSM scenes - or simply been the guy pouring stuff over Rachael Stevens in the financial news scene in Splosh's Gooey Girlies (I happen to know this was actually MadMalc!)
dhillsarealive said: Will have to have think about the answer, but liking purely for the Strange Days reference, which is such an under-talked about film!
It totally is.
For me, it's hard to pick off the top of my head as we've all seen so many different WAM scenarios over the years... and when there are particular gunge videos I keep returning to, it's more because of attraction to the person being gunged rather than the way they're being gunged. That said, of WAM scenarios, I think the full SlopTV experience would be pretty hot, including the pie-in-the-face machine and being strapped in the final "dude dungeon".
For TV gungings, I'd have to go with early GYOB - the pumpkins era, series 2-4, when there was a tough quiz with genuine stakes and a real chance to escape the gunge, the gunge was thick and nasty, the set was dungeon-themed, and the victim was dropped in the gunge unceremoniously.
Lapwingboy said: I would be in the great race with Natalie Wood, preferably as the bloke in the gag where she is wearing a basque and stockings under an unbuttoned jacket, and tries to pie him, he ducks , but she spins all the way round and pies him in the face as he stands up.
If you could experience any WAM moment you've seen with someone else, not a recreation but the actual moment, what would you choose?
Think of it like Quantum Leap or Strange Days but with WAM
It can be anything, wheter it's personal, a video here or a famous WAM moment
Probably would be showing up to a TV set and having everyone in the show have me seated somewhere where gunge slime and paint would fall and mess me up while following me out the door to clean up somewhere and even than having a pool ready to clean up with that others are able to clean up in as well since it would probably involve a good number of people an here as well experiencing that all themselves
For me I'd love to have been Sunny in her WWE/F cake in the face all those years ago. I've always liked the idea of playing a wrestling heel and love the embarrassment factor too. That cake looks amazing to have smashed in the face...would have loved it to have been me
That's a difficult one, I definitely don't think I could pick any one specific scene.
I think for me, I like the idea of being interviewed or in a situation where someone else is messing me up but they remain clean, almost like it's a normal situation to be in
Some of the Mostwam stuff and that idea of being interviewed for a job is great.
Of course there are also classic scenes from producers which are just ingrained in memory, for example I can no longer listen to "Red Right Hand" without thinking of gunge.
Oh, and who could forget the (in)famous purple dungeon of DungeonMasterOne.
This is a great thread! VegasWam's Jayce Ass Worship pies is top up there. However, I'd love to have been the first person to experience the What Would You Do's Pie Slide. The audience's awe at its first use, and all the laughing as I emerge from the huge creamy pie totally covered in white. Hopefully the cream would censor the bulge between my legs from that one, or otherwise good thing 90's television wasn't in HD
For me I'd love to have been Sunny in her WWE/F cake in the face all those years ago. I've always liked the idea of playing a wrestling heel and love the embarrassment factor too. That cake looks amazing to have smashed in the face...would have loved it to have been me
Thanks for posting this! Brings back some memories of one of the great mainstream cakings EVER (and one of the better WWE messy scenes too). Sunny was legit hot back then, and she played the stooge extremely well.
I didn't realize this was out there in better 720p quality now, so I appreciate!
For mainstream TV, I'd say any number of the ones from those various humiliating street dare type shows. You know, the I Bet You Will ones like the glue and glitter or the girl who got turned into a clown and had pies thrown at her, or the Wudja Cudja one with the girl taped to the rails and covered in stuff, or that foreign MTV tar and feathering one. Either that or the Pie Slide. For fetish videos, there are various Femdom type ones I can think of, but I can't put a name to right now.
I realize most of the responses so far have been from hetero-erotic perspectives, but taking things in a different direction for a moment, I'd love to be part of Abs, Pecs, Pies' "Pie Delivery" video.
Whether I'd be the delivery "boy" or the customer would depend on my mood, but that's undeniably one of my favorite clips of all time.
I think I'd choose to be the guy in one of those videos where a couple lark about in the mud and get completely covered - like Eileen and Mike or the Rushingtons.
My choice(s) might be a little obscure but for those that remember Sloppy Sammy (what happened to that guy?) on here I'd probably choose to be him in any one of his videos, or;
Years ago there was a short clip on here of a guy covered in shaving cream with two girls, one on either side of him. One girl was spraying him with more shaving cream while the other girl was giving him a foamy handjob;
Or I'd be Pie Girl Kay in Pieanormal Activity.
Those are my top three anyway.....
PS - can you tell I started on this site a long long time ago?
I know this is old... But anything Bill Shipton did to Sammy or Tigerr or pretty much anybody. I loved how he would just rub it in. Messygirl Leah and Linda ... and of course all the MessyGirlBJs. OHHH Erica's Chronicles!! They all left me weak kneed and out of breath. I'm going to post some pics. I hope it doesn't offend or have copyright issues.
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