New to everything wet and messy, and interested in slime and pies!

What should I use? What's your favorites?

Looking forward to trying out your suggestions

Cake batter is great for slime and pie filling , its super simple to use just take a cake mix and add the desired amount of water to make it thicker or thin , add a few drops of food coloring and you have a brightly colored , water soluble slime and pie filling. It washes away easy and has a semi sweet taste and smell. instant pudding is also great and offers a thicker smoother texture. instant oatmeal is great too BUT BE CAREFULL as it holds its temp really well meaning it stays hot for a long time. Shaving foam is a non edible alternative and feels awesome and can be colored in the same way as the others. Cool whip is a standard for pie filling and washes away with warm water and tastes great, spray cream from a can however will become a runny mess at room temp and splatters everywhere and can leave a nasty dairy smell so use accordingly. Here are some pics of some pies I have used in the past , Be creative , have fun, and make sure you have a clean up plan ahead of time. Sprinkles seem like a good idea but are a PAIN to clean up as they tend to just bleed there color on everything and refuse to wash way. Adding a tub of cake frosting to your cake batter is a good way to color it and make it more sticky to use. Warm frosting AFTER REMOVING the foil seal in the microwave for 5-10 seconds. It is important to note that when using a cake from the store you want to add more frosting as most stores only put a thin layer on there cakes. Most importantly HAVE FUN! Otherwise what is the point. feel free to ask any questions we are all here to help.
-Mhop

Since you say you are completely new, I'd urge you to to void too much prep or excessive mess, in case it turns out not to be all that fun for you. I don't know you but as a newbie, it's always possible that the tactile feel and smell of WAM doesn't end up being as fun for you as you expect from just watching it. So keep it simple for your first time!

Since you're interested in pies, go to the local bakery and buy 1 or 2 cream pies. You can even frozen ones from a supermarket. Look for the regular kinds - banana cream pie, coconut cream pie, chocolate cream pie. Can't go wrong with those. Avoid fruit pies, pecan pie, that sort of thing. Also avoid pumpkin pie. It can be fun, and can make for a very refreshing shampoo, but I wouldn't consider it a great intro to WAM. Also avoid lemon meringue pie. I've never tried it myself, but it may or may not give you the effect you expect from pies. Cakes can be a ton of fun, but very hit or miss. Some are too dry, others just squish and don't stick enough. With any of these desserts, try to leave them out of the fridge for at least 15-20 minutes for best results.

Smash a cream pie in your face to get a feel for what it's actually like, including cleanup etc. Or you can be like me and start even slower. Don't use the entire pie at once. You'd be surprised how much you can stretch a single regular sized cream pie. Just cut a slice out of a pie and smear it in your face. It's a delightful feeling. Increase dosage later.

I'm not into slime so don't have pointers there. But I should mention, emptying a bottle of pancake syrup on yourself is quite interesting. Stings the eye though!

Or just go crazy and do this:

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https://umd.net/download_info/alice-in-cakes-the-high-def-pic-set

Shaving cream pies are easy to begin with..easy to make and easy to clean up from. Then you wanna move on to whip cream or start with that. Cake batter, pudding is fun. Oil is fun too but cleanup is hard.

I love mud, and anything sweet, chocolate sauce, syrups, anything with a creamy texture to it!

I started with marshmallow fluff and slime from party goat also used chocolate sauce go east on yourself and explore don't put to much pressure on yourself

Here's a bunch of links to supplies

https://marshmallowfluff.com/

https://www.amazon.com/stores/PARTYGOAT/page/5F9EB2D0-3CBE-45F2-9147-5B9C08781E05?ref_=ast_bln

https://www.amazon.com/Crayola-Bathtub-Finger-Paint-Soap/dp/B01IMG6YI0

Things I'd be up for trying

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Use what you both will enjoy. I would stay away from spray whipped cream. But cool whip thawed for a few hours is awesome stuff - and no lingering smell. If you want to do cake then Costco famously has good ones, but local Giant's are good if left out for a few hours (lesson learned don't use right away). If you're worried about it being out of control use cupcakes. Easier to limit how much mess is used, but can lead to a big mess if you are ready.

My personal preferences are Safeway's chocolate cream pies, cake batter, melted ice cream and chocolate syrup! Enjoy!

I agree with pieddcguy whipped Cream from a spray can is awful. I've found cake batter to be really good and can come in different colours, it's simple to prep if you use an electric whisk

Make sure not to play with any food that u have an allergy too. Oh and for gunge if using cake mix add oil it it and blend in well to make sure there are not flour clumps, will be super hard to get them out of your hair. Gluten free mixes are better for that not can also be more grainy if not mixed in well w lol and warm to hot water
Dish soap helps w grease and lemon helps get smell out but I think cool whip is better and u can thicken with sugar or pudding or some cake batter or marshmallow fluff

Welcome! I love your enthusiasm to try new things! One thing I would recommend is for you to watch WAM videos and get an idea of the kind of messy experiences you can find what turns you on or what you're interested in trying. There's a lot of great substances to use, but there are a lot of us who have specific preferences based on what turns us on. There are sweet substances like any and all desserts, savory substances like condiments: ketchup and mustard and mayonnaise, and there's non-food grade like shaving cream, paint or ethyl-cellulose. I say play with your food and see what you like!

For me personally, I use mainly sweet substances for all my pies and slime because for me this is foreplay and I prefer substances I want to lick off of someone. I gag if I get savory substances in my mouth, so, not fun or sexy for me. I am a bit of a diva, so I prefer bakery made cream pies because the cream sticks to my face better than any other substances I've tried. Spray whipped cream is fun, but it's real dairy and it melts immediately, so quickly that the cream begins to curdle in your nose and you can smell rancid milk very strongly, it's a bit unpleasant. Cool whip is great, but it doesn't stick very well and it's a little frustrating when you want to get piled with cream. Cakes are much better for sticking to the face, imho. Cakes are nice and big and give you a lot to mess with, so I really recommend using cakes. Shaving cream pies are actually a lot of fun and really great to play with because shaving cream is so thick and coats you so thickly. It's so much easier to clean as well, it doesn't stain or leave a sticky spot on any furniture or carpet and it washes down the drain very easily. I recommend it when traveling and having fun or in the shower having fun. Just be careful with using graham crust. You can buy graham crust already in a pie tin, but the pie tin has a dangerous metal edge that can and will cut you. I've had my forehead cut open before. Totally worth it but as a model it ruins other shoots, so be sure to pinch the edges down and don't rub the pie tin around your face. Also, graham crust crumbles into crumbs and those can get inside your man's urethra during sex and it can rub his pee hole raw and BLEED. It really kills the mood when blood comes out your pee hole

For slime there's a lot to try. The classic favorite is white cake batter dyed green with food coloring. A majority of us who grew up in the 80's got into WAM very young growing up watching Nickelodeon shows, most notably You Can't Do That On Television, which features green slime. Cake batter is great because it's so thick and coats you completely. But you can use any kind of substance that feels good on your skin. Jayce from Jayce's House Of Mess used body lotion with green dye in it and it looked amazing and it made her skin feel incredible. I've also started playing around with non-food substances like ethyl-cellulose and it makes a great sticky slime that washes easily out of your hair. You can find the best kits to make it from Messy Supplies, they're really great to buy from!

For the most part, I say do what you want and explore your messy curiosity experimenting with what you want to try. Watching videos is a great way to see what other people like and what gets you excited to try. I hope this helps, and I look forward to seeing where this journey takes you!

By a remarkable coincidence, I have a whole write-up on the subject posted to my website under "Messy How-To" - http://chocmess.com/mess/messy-scene-how-to/

Just don't forget that everyone likes different things, and it's okay if you discover you aren't specifically into anyone else's suggestions!