Welcome to Total Mess, a fun and light hearted Spanish Language Multi-Girl Messy Variety Show. This is my attempt to recreate the messy variety shows we used to watch on television, and of course I also drew inspiration from the much loved and missed Top Gunge.

This teaser episode features the show's introduction, including an opportunity to meet the girls and get an idea of their personalities and characters through their interactions with the hosts.

Plus, in this teaser episode, the girls point out that they have been asked to allow a Mary Whitehouse type milf to outline why she feels it is degrading and beneath their dignity for young ladies to cavort around, showing off their bodies and being covered in mess. She really lays into the show and its format... and then the camera pulls back to reveal several of our girls holding jugs of slime, who are very upset by her comments... I think you can guess what happens next. Lets just say it's not going to end well for the busybody. This messy segment runs about three and a half minutes, and so I have priced the scene accordingly. Watch out for lots more next week.

The dialogue is in Spanish, but the mess is universal!