Tiswas Girl greets you and says she is ready to dance the can can. "I have my beautiful frilly dress, and my stockings. my gloves and boots... so I am ready"

But a voice offscreen corrects her "It's not the can-can that you'll be dancing, it's the flan flan" Tiswas Girl adopts a resigned look "Oh well... what else do I do I need"

and she is handed 2 flans "Oh excellent!" she deadpans. "Play the music!"

and Tiswas girl dances... but sadly for her, as she is holding the pies in her hands, she has no way to defend herself when the Phantom Flan Flinger takes the opportunity to pie her in the face multiple times.

Gamely she keeps on dancing until the song is finally finished. She is still holding the two pies in her hands:

"So what should I do with these?" she asks you... and you inevitably suggest she pie herself... you lot are so bad!

"Oh well... if you can't beat them, join them" she laughs and does, indeed, pie herself in the face with the two pies. "Goodbye!" she laughs.

There follows her usual behind the scenes footage Please note due to copyright, the sound of the song is muted.