So, in this one, you have the backstory, right? Okay... well, my dress, heels, hose, jewelry and all gets totally creamed by amy no less from messygirl studios! I had no idea until the end! Via satellite, no fucking less! Can I not do a show where I just get to enjoy my expensive outfits in peace? Without flying pies? Smushed pies? The cliche' green sliming? The chocolate? My heels ruined? Pantyhose done for? I mean, really? Can i just get through my show? Anyway, all this was cooked up by Robby wlp and Amy and messygirl... buncha fucks. So, watch as I get creamed, soaked, and turned into a standing blob of fucking mess when it wasnt ME who was supposed to get it! Backstory:So, when I visited Chicago and went up to shoot with Robby the first order of business was for me to pay a visit to another friend's "engagement" party and then meet Robby back at the room where we were going to shoot. Ready prematurely...

I came in and plopped down on a chair and Robby says... "Are you ready? Let's go Nice that you're already dressed for the first shoot."

I laughed and basically said "fuck you." (see pic below) And then, "sure, if you want to pay for this outfit." And he said something "Robbylike" about "in all life and dresses a little pie must fall" or some goofy shit like that. And then he says "aren't you dedicated to your fans? Don't want to get pied in your own clothes?" The fucker. So I said, "fine, I'll show you, dedication" And went and stood in front of the cameras and said "let's go."

I stood there and I didnt actually think he was going to do shit... as I am in this entire get up... Robby knows I dont hardly ever wear makeup or dress up... Im thinking he's calling my bluff...

A few minutes in we get to what I think is the first pie and I think "holy fucking shit, I've never actually been pied in my own clothes." He was for real... And it wasn't just my clothes. My own heels, jewelry, etc. What a weird feeling of half anticipation and half "holy shit what the fuck am I doing?"

So, tomorrow I release "The Lady in Red" the second episode of the "Jayce Lane Show." I know Robby always gets asked about backstorys so I thought I'd share this one.

Oh and Robby? You fucker.

Catch the Story in Episode 2: The Lady in Red also starring Amy from Messygirl Also, those who asked for wide shots, including legs, heels, feet, pantyhose? You got a whole few minutes just for you Also, for all of those looking at screen grabs wondering... yes there are wide shots of the mess.