Prospective College Military School graduate Sabrina just cannot seem to catch a break. While trying to pass tests to graduate, she consistently fails while getting gunged and humiliated with smelly mud showers, eggings, pieings, slimings, and more intense messy punishments. Dressed in her standard dark blue military suit, white shirt, tie, trousers, and black platform high heel boots--she gets messy in every situation. First we see her waiting for a test when she gets splattered with oatmeal, tomato sauce, chocolate, and other foods. She states that she is such a loser as two tormentors splatter her with pies, oatmeal, and mud whereafter a shower of mud covers her from above. Next she is quizzed on a gameshow and gets the wrong answer. A huge vat of thick mud gets dumped all over her along with a few face pies. Next we see her surrounded by an audience while submerged in a slop bath. She proceeds to get more slop dumped all over her. The audience cheers at her humiliation as she states how much of a loser she is. The next day she is outside the studio reading a magazine when all of a sudden she gets slimed, pied, and covered in thick slimy mud. Another mud bath and pieing while yelling out how much of a loser she is. Another day, another wrong question, and yet another extreme sploshing all over Sabrina. Next in a chair as a huge assortment of smelly foods and mud get dumped on her- she admits her loser-ness and submerges herself in the stink. The next day she walks into a pigpen and endures a hard mud shower with the pigs--she is so pathetic. Another day she is on Slime Zone--while covered in slime, she gets pied and takes the next punishment lying down--a 1500000 gallon vat of slimy thick stinking mud poured all over her. The audience backs away as the mud shower intensifies and Sabrina is stinking, stunned, and humiliated while covered in mud. Later on Slime Time, she exclaims that yes--she is a loser as more pies, mud, chocolate splat all over her. All messy, she later stands up while getting egged--she then takes another mud dump like the total loser she is. The next day back in the studio she takes a break but unexpectedly a nonstop torrent of slime, sauce, and gunge covers her whole. She then falls back into a gunge pool as the gunge and oatmeal nearly drown her. Next we see her hitting the buzzer but she is too late--She again is a loser and endures more eggs, pies, and another intense mud shower. She is nearly ready to give up but comes to the realization that she will never win--while getting pied hard by her tormentors. Another hard mud dump right on her as she falls into the mud and everyone laughs at her humiliation. For her final act she sits in the studio in front of a cow and while enduring a nonstop torrent gunging of eggs, tomato sauce, and greasy smelly mud. How much humiliation does she have to endure in order to graduate from military school? She will never know.