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Washington, DC

Last on:

18 hours ago

Time here:

18 ½ years

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Male

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19 hours ago

Uploaded 2 new pictures to his photo album, "coolhand70's Main Album"

12/27/25

Commented on a photo: "He should have kept the tin on your face"

9/18/25

Commented on the video Sneak Peek, "This is insanely hot. I am rock hard and seriously jealous."

8/30/25

Commented on a photo: "Nice suit! Hope you were able to get it cleaned."

7/27/25

Commented on a photo: "Beautiful and creative, as always. I don't say it enough, but your pies are damn sexy. I aspire to this level of destruction and humiliation"

5/31/25

Commented on the video Pieing My Lookalike, "I love this video -- the pies, the coverage, the banter. That man can take a pie in the face. And I love that the crusts stuck so well"

4/11/25

Commented on a photo: "Perfect hit. I'd love this."

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oxepa 6/6/22

Love you, too

I would love that! Let's keep in touch and see if we can maybe meet sometime for some shaving cream fun! I live in Denver.

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rodion7 9/7/14

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Thanks for adding me!

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Pieology 5/24/13

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You need more photos!

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NYC Muckpup 4/21/12

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going to Portland

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