Jesus Christ! The two hottest muscle bears on UMD pieing each other--it doesn't get any better than this! Thanks for sharing guys, really, THANK YOU!!!
Just one pie? You've got so much hot real estate in your chest and belly that a second (and third and fourth) pies would go so well slathered on you, so that floppy nose wouldn't have a chance. Great job Al.
Face plant--place the cake on a bed with or couch with plastic sheeting underneath, then come up to the bed holding the cake at chest height, and trip into the cake and onto the bed. Do it!!