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User: adamw7/4/16report

that's good because she always says I look sleepy ha ha

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Photo: kinda like this one1/18/16report

Clearly too big for her face!
and the wider angle lens helps.

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Photo1/18/16report

New status: Doing male customs again on my vacation next week

User: adamw12/5/15report

Well this was a late response, but thank you (: she's the hot one though, not both of us (;

User: AndyH7/24/15report

what do you think?

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Photo: My spanking belt.6/25/15report

Thank you both very much! we had an awful lot of fun, clearly lol ;)

Photo: she seriously couldn't get hotter.2/26/15report

And the first thing you do is watch broad city without mae? BAD GIRL!

User: jilly2/24/15report

No way, not me ;)

Photo: it paused exactly on this part.2/24/15report

You tend to like em big.

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Photo: That MASSIVE bowl between my legs!2/17/15report

hahahahaha I seriously wouldn't have even noticed. That's funny as hell. A real "crack up."

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Photo: This would be better with some custard, yes?2/17/15report

<3

Photo: whip it good!2/2/15report

ricky spanishhhhhhhhh XD

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User: Ricky_Spanish2/2/15report

Get rid of the coffee mug and that's Jayce in the mornings. I've seen it! J/K

Photo: I MUST find this for them! LOLOLOL1/23/15report

Nice. Looks like Richardson style.

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Forum pic1/15/15report

GOD DAMN IT.

Forum pic1/15/15report

God baby you are so sexy. I have NO idea how I got you.

Forum pic1/15/15report

i love you too, asshat.

Photo: (took off his CPAP) God he's the best.1/11/15report

YOU are.

Photo: Don't slip, baby! ;)12/13/14report

oh pfff ;)

Photo: Showing her who's boss, once again.12/13/14report

It's actually a recreation of a picture the photographer took in the 70s of a nude African-American woman doing the same thing. Pretty sweet.

Forum pic11/14/14report

Nice But wtf is up with her HAIR? I swear this isn't the first thing I noticed.

Forum pic11/13/14report

Still don't think it's real. The champagne, not the ass.

Forum pic11/13/14report

you can say that again ;)

Forum pic11/6/14report

They were my favorites. Emphasis on "were." They got ruined haha

Photo: nice ass shot for me10/19/14report

you bet she is...

Photo: She looks so good on my bed...10/18/14report

I've been looking at this picture WAY longer than I anticipated ;) Mmmm. FUCK.

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Forum pic10/13/14report

Nice pasties ;)

Forum pic10/12/14report

omg my girl back when she was jailbait XD

Forum pic10/5/14report

i'm not even paying attention to "glasses" over there lol when were these done??

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Forum pic10/5/14report

did you take these pics jilly? they're freakin amazing! lookin' good, ariel!

Forum pic10/5/14report

how are you so goddamn CUTE?? GRRR!!!!!

Photo: 0.5% of the mess... Savory nastiness awaits!10/5/14report

Miss you too babe, too hot too hot :)

Photo: We had the hottest shower EVER.10/4/14report

She just looked like a doll by this point. Not even a person!

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Forum pic10/3/14report

I tried really hard not to laugh during this. I was quiet!

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Forum pic10/3/14report

Sad puggy face

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Forum pic10/2/14report

That's hilarious XD

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Forum pic10/2/14report

I told her we needed to film a video (for ourselves) of us just making out for an hour... I love watching it just as much.

Forum pic9/29/14report

Even with the crappy gif quality I can still see the slime running down the inside of your shirt...

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Forum pic9/28/14report

Effing perfect, baby.

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Forum pic9/28/14report

I can't stop looking at these. Mmm!

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Forum pic9/26/14report

crop it out! haha. I'm having a shit day so that made me laugh, thank you.

User: Jayce9/25/14report

We both spent the evening as a living ice cream cone, Jilly had sprinkles but other than that we were pretty even :) I still remember exactly how it felt

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Photo: my babydoll & me.9/18/14report

Yep! haha it was incredible, to say the least. The colors, the slipperiness, everything

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Photo: she's never looked hotter9/18/14report

mmm...look at those colors! Look at that sexy girl ;)

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Photo: sexy-ass screen caps...9/18/14report

It looks exactly how it feels...just sweaty, steaminess and the relaxation and lethargy after a great feat has been preformed...ugh you are SOOOO hot i cant stand it sometimes!!!

Photo: The aftermath.9/18/14report

mmm you really do take the BEST pictures honey, I never even am close to looking this good lol. You can have it any time you please...anytime ;)

Photo9/18/14report

you know why...lol. Thats your big hairy man right there :)

Photo9/18/14report

nope, I just pretended you had my dick lol ;)

-horrified adam-

Photo: how was I supposed to react? She had my NOSE!9/18/14report

you faces are great XD

Photo: Oh no! She's gonna get s! LOL9/12/14report

yes, yes it is lol. You're worried about a pillow when there were marks from spanking you...

Photo: dat ass.9/7/14report

How could I not??? Youre so damn sexy! I just noticed that your far nip is out lol

Photo: Fucking adorable.8/31/14report

Glad you had a good time sweetie :) It was tons of fun

Photo: It was sexy AND fun8/1/14report

It's my wam-watch. Thats fun to say lol. But seriously, it steals focus ;)

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Photo: showing my lady the goods.8/1/14report

Yes yes YES! Slippery and gooey and amazing, like 69ing in a zero gravity chamber without the spacesuits :)

Forum pic7/30/14report

Just might have that in the works, Shampooking ;) Thanks.

Photo: whip it good!7/22/14report

Hahaha. Jilly's little feets :D

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Forum pic7/21/14report

Classic. Jilly told me the story behind that game. It's adorable.

Forum pic7/15/14report

I almost didn't see the socks. That ASS...

Forum pic7/15/14report

PLEASE tell me we can do this again soon...

Photo: WAMFuckers.umd.net/Fun Slime bath ^_^7/14/14report

I seriously can't wait to see this. It sounds like you had a blast!

Photo: What did I use to mess this up? You'll see ;)7/14/14report

Kinda hehe. no baby you're the cutest.

Photo: I look startled lol7/14/14report

If I don't get lost in those blue eyes first...

Photo: I'm going to eat your soul!7/14/14report

It's fucking glorious.

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Forum pic7/11/14report

trying hard face! Jilly always makes this face when shes trying at something, sticks her tongue out and presses her lips together. Its the cutest thing ever.

Photo: awww she was working hard ;)7/6/14report

Love those stockings...mmm

Photo: marshmallow kissies for my jilly7/6/14report

I do...hehe

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Photo: boy that felt good touching her down there...7/6/14report

Perfect is NOT debatable, we were SO damn sticky omg :)

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Photo: love seeing syrup run down her perfect ASS7/6/14report

sweetest pic ever!

Photo: marshmallow kissies for my jilly6/30/14report

YES SIR! love seeing that body all covered in sticky mess :) mmmm

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Photo: love seeing syrup run down her perfect ASS6/30/14report

thank you ;) I did some interesting things with that tie later on ha

Photo6/28/14report

Nice profile pic! Also love the stockings in your latest pics :)

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User: MyPieRogative6/22/14report

More than the whipped cream melted in her mouth hehe ;) Mmmmmm! Pretty sure my cock qualifies as empty calories though lol

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Photo: I work at a bakery, but I'm not a decorator lol6/22/14report

I wonder who was lucky enough to film this masterpiece? Oh yeah... ha. God you looked so sexy. I wanted to put down the camera and jump in with you!

Forum pic6/21/14report

get all that mess into those skinny jeans, girl ;)

Forum pic6/21/14report

I can seriously hear this happening. Good screen cap XD

Forum pic6/21/14report

"what did I step in??" -jilly haha

Forum pic6/21/14report

you're still adorable. I've seen this face before. Thankfully not too many times.

Forum pic6/21/14report

Jilly told me the backstory to filming this video and how you were seriously almost out in public, then getting in the car covered in molasses. Fucking dedication!

Forum pic6/21/14report

Jilly hard at work, nothing in the world felt better than that right there mmm

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Photo: Better get ALL those blueberries, jilly...6/21/14report

it was SO cold hehe. It felt great though, even more when Jilly licked it off...mmmm ;)

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Photo: I work at a bakery, but I'm not a decorator lol6/21/14report

Just saw the pics from this video for the first time the other night!

Forum pic6/20/14report

Haha i dont think they were made to be wet........or WERE THEY? ;) Yet another good picture, thank you baby! Pretty sure I am the lucky one though :)

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Photo: you can tell I fucking loved this...6/14/14report

If I got enough gel i could probably make my hair stay like that haha

Photo: whip it good!6/14/14report

oh my god I fucking love your ASS.

Photo: After P.O.V. yoga clothes shower ^_^6/14/14report

You certainly were getting lucky that night... They were my favorites, as you know.

Photo: Gettin' a nice, slippery handful...6/14/14report

Can't wait to make more of that stuff with you ;) "Our" goo, from now on, ty.

Photo: Mmmmmmm6/14/14report

Thanks for adding me! Looks like you know your way around some pies, huh? :)

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User: Hot Mess6/13/14report

Thanks for the add :) Glad to see another new guy like me.

User: Dewey19766/13/14report

She sure is ;)

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Photo: Mmmmmmm6/11/14report

;)

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Photo: Gettin' a nice, slippery handful...6/11/14report

I was DEFINITELY excited about what was about to happen. Couldnt wait to get wet ;)

Photo6/8/14report

mmm hmm, god that felt good lol :)

Photo6/8/14report

Happy birthday in 6 days!

Forum pic6/5/14report

hahaha niiiiiice

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Photo6/4/14report

Yeah, it was nice feeling all that water mixed in with the paint. We were both really slippery against each other.

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Photo: the filthmonsters getting clean.6/2/14report

Thanks ;) I was showing her who's boss.

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Photo6/2/14report

Oh it is.... Rather lovely, that is ;)

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Photo6/2/14report

Holy Shit, nice! Wooooooooow!!!

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Photo: "I don't know..."6/1/14report

Thank you baby, couldn't have made it happen without you :) Thanks for helping to make it SO ridiculously hot!!!

Photo5/31/14report

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