Comments by WammerZeit Produktions

I still feel guilty how hard that pie sandwich was!

Photo: Who gets it worse? Kemic or me???5/25/14report

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttsss

Photo: A series of butt shots.3/26/14report

That's a pretty neck! (who says that?)

Photo: quiet evening at home3/25/14report

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs.

Photo: don't think it'll be a bother3/25/14report

Better do some index finger stretches a week in advance. Maybe hire 4 more people to help!

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I had to zoom in on this. Epic slime stretch with your butt.

Photo: Annnnnd we're grinding, we're grinding...3/17/14report

I'm just watching this on a loop. Fack.

Photo: It's like a WEB... LOVE!3/17/14report

I'm makin' it rain.

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ASS.

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bubbblllleeeezzzzz

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you should def wear thongs more often.

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BUN NOW! :P

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stretches taller than either one of you tiny twerps.

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this is definitely one of my favorite "stretch" moments. holy crap.

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slime scarf!

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yeah i made sure i got you in the shot for a brief couple of seconds. i couldn't stop laughing at you laughing and trying to hide in the corner XD

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quite possibly the cutest thing ever. and gotta love jayce's "tryin' hard" face.

Photo: My face before we got slimed :D2/8/14report

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HFS

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my cute pup. she's excited (:

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Yeah I kinda cringe when I see the picture of u with it coating your eyeballs. Ow.

Photo: OW! In my eyes! How is this done? D:1/19/14report

www.madeit.com/ya_lies

User: Jayce1/17/14report

shame you can't see the little stockings. and hush your mouth about the settings, you looked adorable. good enough for a poke.

Photo: Wanted to look like a baby doll (lost my costume!)1/16/14report

Exactly!

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my sweet little girl

Photo: Kicking water everywhere before I get in ^_^1/3/14report

beautiful baby girl.

Photo: phone pic before latest mystery set ^_^12/23/13report

Some southern accents pronounce "pretty" as "purty". Famous example in the movie Deliverance: "He got a real purty mouth, ain't he?" (usually misquoted as "you got a purty mouth"). "Purty dirty" in this instance of course means "fairly dirty". Or, "fairly sexual in wrong (right) ways."

:)

User: gungefan12/20/13report

I must steal your idea! So cool.

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What a cool picture.

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jilly says ":O"

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too cute.

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we absolutely have to do this again.

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fit for a queen.

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i want to go to there.

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Thanks for the add! Happy to work.

User: BigC04028712/2/13report

it's sad when we couldn't find push-pins that would pop the balloon, but we improvised.

Photo: *NOT A PHOTO* screen capture from Jayce custom12/1/13report

glad we have a good picture of us together. I'm no longer imaginary.

Photo: Kemic & me @ thanksgiving. Sick, but still smiling11/30/13report

Wammibilism!

Photo: ha-HA! Jayce got the small end of the wishbone :P11/30/13report

you guys are seriously embarrassing me.

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you guys were f-cking each other UP

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when was this one filmed and why wasn't i there??

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what does that even mean?? like a double rainbow.

User: Jayce11/29/13report

This chick is GORGEOUS... omg.

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"i'm all soaked!" i already know that was the part.

Photo: Custom wet video ^_^11/20/13report

gd, m mother of jc.

Photo: http://wammerific.umd.net11/20/13report

friggin sweeeeeeeeeeeet

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now who would do such a thing?

Photo: Custom wet video ^_^11/20/13report

i'm not sorry you had to leave ha :)

Photo: I had no idea what was coming11/17/13report

you're welcome, bun

Photo: Thank you, Kemic ^_^11/16/13report

Hi, I'm Kemic am seeking a stop to this nonsense. i will tell you about myself as we move on, contact me at "gofuckyourself@gmail.com" i will give you a picture of my massive member in your mom.

User: patricia867611/12/13report

i told you not to post this! D: haha. thank god you explained it.

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It's like the dead guy from the movie Three Men And A Baby.

Photo: omg I can't waaaaaaaait ^_^11/6/13report

I'm the tarping master, that's for damn.

Photo: putting up tarp for the ladies.11/5/13report

thanks! (:

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you should come down HERE, jusayin. juslisen.

Photo: Produced by Wammerzeit+House of Mess10/29/13report

since jilly has changed her hair color about 1,000x since it was taken, I think that's a good idea

Photo: http://wammerific.umd.net10/29/13report

they were for her birthday, remember? ha. She did that clown painting for you (:

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I think this is the best shot out of all of them.

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Well there are two new videos coming out :D One for house of mess and another for "s*l* s*s*a*s" but that's all I'm giving away for the new umd store on this profile ^_^ Well, at least publicly :D

User: wamwright6/5/13report

Nope, gotta stand back-to-back because then you know something bad's gonna happen :D

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omg that picture lol

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Thank you :D

Photo: �2013 Wammerzeit Produktions/House of Mess5/20/13report

seriously the hottest outfit I've ever seen her in and in person? even better. i didn't want her to leave ha

Photo: Kicking my feet around5/13/13report

haha back when I used to sit in on all the sessions. just sitting on the couch, watching two naked girls, twiddling my thumbs.

Photo: Remember this?? My SECOND vid w/ Ariel!4/20/13report

what goes in the hole comes back out the hole... somebody get me a sandwich o_O

User: ooo4/20/13report

hot damn! why have I not seen this chick before and her ASS?

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She used to use Canon and even had a navel ring. It's kind of funny. Look at all that long hair!

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daaaayum jill would love this. she does this all the time haha

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standing back-to-back always means mischief awaits lol

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I can HEAR this shot! Damn!

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blammo!!!

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i just love this picture because of how close up and clear jill got it. i mean, holy crap that's detailed.

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goddamn dude...

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cutest smile ever

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you look stunning, little missy kaydens. not you, jayce. you look like hammered shit.

;)

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this one is my definite favorite. she was so happy about getting her hair that color and it was the first time she styled it. it made me super happy.

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Like I tell you every day, your hair looks like candy and I wanna EAT IT.

Photo: It really is that bright!4/6/13report

Pretty much drooling over this still.

Photo: Live now! wammerific.umd.net All $ to bcrfcure.org4/6/13report

*whispers*It's free real estate...

User: ooo4/6/13report

I love anything involving mud but I'm distracted by the fact that the girl nearest to the camera looks like Miley Cyrus. Not a bad thing, I was just taken aback!

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I'm sorry, I can't see anything beyond that ass...

Photo: "I am cleaning myself off with chocolate!"4/6/13report

aww cupie katt

Photo: Strawberry icing & sugar facial :D Selfie! haha4/6/13report

holy crap, please do it.

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It's not a bebel song you ding dong lol

User: Jayce4/6/13report

If you were here you'd probably get to hog her all you want because she's mad at me that I'm not coming to bed yet. This happens a lot lol

User: ooo4/6/13report

if I'm 555 then you're 666. I don't know if I've ever told you this but I love your black moth super rainbow tattoo. Sorry I missed you this weekend, I was really looking forward to seeing ya again.

User: ooo3/25/13report

It's free real estate.

User: ooo3/20/13report

rim, rim, CRIM!

User: ooo3/14/13report

Dude this was the funniest thing I think we've ever done lol

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and I most definitely laughed out loud at this. Man I know you guys hate that thing.

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I literally laughed out loud when I saw this. Sorry, Jayce haha.

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there's so much foam it looks like a kiddie pool surrounding you, jill!

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ladies and gentleman, what Jill does to me at least 3 times a day, no matter what the occasion. I could be sitting on the phone, she'll jump on my lap and do this so I can't see it pahaha

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eh, he sounds like a total tool. he's sullied adventure time's good name. don't worry about it bun!

User: jilly3/2/13report

Happy better late birthday! No one else counts! haha. Hope you had a good one young lady.

User: ooo2/17/13report

I'm already exhausted thinking about what you two are going to be doing at the house this week ha. Better tarp the entire kitchen this time!

User: Jayce2/10/13report

two sickie katts at home. this sucks. hope you get moisturized.

User: Jayce2/5/13report

i'm genuinely afraid of saying what i want to say about this picture because scott will kick my ass

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jill is obsessed, you must know how much gaga i have to listen to daily ha

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Yeah Jilly is on here much more than I am. Blame mtg, not umd ha

User: ooo2/5/13report