Aww, Pieface, you deserved that. You know what else you deserve? Another coconut cream pie, but this time, thrown by me from a couple feet away. Payback for all the guys who have taken humiliating pies thrown in their innocent faces by you.
Man oh man. Wish I'd seen this video earlier. You talk just like a guy I used to fantasize about in trade school a few years back. Voice and everything. "You like that, son?" Good God almighty. All about it. I love being the young gun getting it from a more experienced gent.