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@alwayssuited2: I am not the owner, just Executive Director. It's ok to "own" it as you will, but cameras started going and now one of our competitors is using THIS very image on HIS website. :gettingmad: I'm lucky my suiting game is so on point as I fear I will be interviewing again soon. :miserable:
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Photo: Executive Director Humiliated8/25/22report
@alwayssuited2: I cannot be held responsible for some mid-level accountant's boneheaded error! :wahhh: :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad:
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Photo: Executive Director Humiliated8/24/22report
@alwayssuited2: I was NOT supposed to participate, just going as the boss who organized our team. Was just supposed to stand and wave and be applauded at some point. Unfortunately our company check bounced, and the Mud Run folks didn't take too kindly to that, especially when I showed up so impeccably and expensively dressed. :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo: Executive Director Humiliated8/23/22report
So sorry about that spilled bowl...and your lap! tsk tsk

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User: Mr-Wet8/19/22report
The pail? :mad:
Photo: Creamed, Wet, and Bucketed8/11/22report
@berndsuit: It's terrible!! :gettingmad: :mad:
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Photo: After8/10/22report
@soggyaz :gettingmad:
Photo: Creamed, Wet, and Bucketed8/10/22report
@alwayssuited2: It wasn't voluntary; I was just there to watch and hand out the giant check, but was thrown in. :miffed:
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Photo: after8/10/22report
Mercy? Is that an actual thing in the real world? hahahahahahah!
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Photo: Have mercy 8/7/22report
@alwayssuited2: Yes! Like some freaking clown! :wahhh:
Photo: balloon burst 8/4/22report
@sloppyredneck: :mad:
Photo: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!8/4/22report
@megapies: No, it isn't! :gettingmad:
Photo: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!8/4/22report
:gettingmad: :mad: !!!
Photo: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!7/31/22report
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Photo: 6 Why bother?7/31/22report
@megapies: thank you!
Photo: Drafty!7/30/22report
@Funinmud: I know!!! It's not fair!!!
Photo: Before and After7/24/22report
@alwayssuited 2: They told me there would be plenty of PHOTO-OPPORTUNITIES for a MOVER-AND-SHAKER like me! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: Precarious...7/23/22report
@alwayssuited2: First of all...it's called "pride in one's appearance" or "having gravitas?" Perhaps you haven't heard of those? Also, they SET ME UP! Told me I'd be part of some esteemed judging panel. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: Precarious...7/23/22report
@Beenthere NOOOOOO! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: Drenched in White Linen7/16/22report
@berndsuit 8( :ohno: :wahhh:
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Photo: Maybe for a Private Pool Event?7/12/22report
@foodplay :ohno: :blush: :wahhh: :miserable:
Video: Embarrassingly Transparent6/28/22report
@soggyaz :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Video: Embarrassingly Transparent6/27/22report
:love: :love:
Photo6/27/22report
@Sam4417 and @suitmess...You wouldn't! :wahhh:... ;-)
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Photo: new 3piece6/15/22report
@SethJamba Grrrrrrrrrr! "Such as myself?" Grrrrrrr! :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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Video: Sick of This %&*t!6/13/22report
@lukenile290 :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Video: Sick of This %&*t!6/12/22report
@alwayssuited2 :miserable: :wahhh: :gettingmad: :mad:
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Video: Sick of This %&*t!6/12/22report
@Soakedbusinesssuit :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Video: Sick of This %&*t!6/12/22report
@punish_me :gettingmad: that's not nice!
Photo: Saturday Night6/3/22report
@lukenile290 :gettingmad:
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Photo5/21/22report
@slapstickdecorationg :ohno:
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Photo5/21/22report
You. Wouldn't. Dare.
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User: CockySuit5/21/22report
@lukenile290 :miserable:
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Video: Tantrum5/12/22report
@SethJamba :mad:
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Video: Tantrum5/12/22report
How perfectly plebeian.
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User: CockySuit5/12/22report
How perfectly plebian.
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User: CockySuit5/12/22report
Wait, so the song wasn't about me?
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User: CockySuit5/3/22report
@foodplay :miserable: :miffed:
Photo4/10/22report
@mudadventurer :gettingmad: :mad:
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Photo4/10/22report
:wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo4/10/22report
I know I know...I'm kind of hot!
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User: CockySuit4/10/22report
@foodplay :blush: :wahhh:
Photo4/6/22report
With my luck PAINT will be the next thing I'm pelted with.
:wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo: Cocky Suit becomes Creamed Piggy3/27/22report
Come and get me! :-)
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Photo3/6/22report
Something about a bowtie just begs for a gunging. :-)
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Photo: photo from new video1/21/22report
This is a great series...thanks for sharing it.
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Photo10/21/21report
Did you get revenge on your tormentor in the snug db suit?
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Video: New Years 2021 Tuxedo Mess10/2/21report
great shots!
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Photo9/26/21report
nice...last weekend for it is now! ;)
Photo9/4/21report
great!
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Photo: bucket from above9/3/21report
love the shoes!
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Photo: bucket from above9/3/21report
very nice
Photo: 038/29/21report
Interesting to think these folks are all 20 years older now.
Video: Compilation of Matt Jordan8/27/21report
love this pic
Photo8/25/21report
nah
Photo8/8/21report
There were some pics taken that way...are they postable here though?
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Photo: after8/5/21report
You wouldn't dare!
User: CockySuit7/25/21report
I'll just cross this wooden beam here to avoid that mud...s
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User: CockySuit7/18/21report
great shot!
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Photo12/25/20report
thanks for your message Ken! (couldn't reply)...merry Christmas and happy new year to you too!
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User: greenm_andm12/24/20report
great tie!
Photo11/22/20report
this is a great shot!
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Photo9/13/20report
But enough about me, what do you think of this suit?
User: CockySuit9/7/20report
Um, I believe I paid for the deluxe, VIP package?
User: CockySuit8/30/20report
Um, I believe I paid for the deluxe, VIP package...
User: CockySuit8/30/20report
excellent shot
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Photo8/21/20report
a classic shot...thanks
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Photo8/5/20report
woof!
Photo12/22/19report
suited and booted and ready for my closeup
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User: CockySuit12/15/19report
"You have a little somethng on your tie."
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Photo12/2/19report
hot!
Photo: Get ready!10/22/19report
wow
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Photo4/3/18report
LOVE this, R!
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Photo4/3/18report
great shot and set!
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Photo8/18/17report
very nice!
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Photo4/18/17report
woof!
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Photo3/12/17report
me too!
Photo2/15/15report
would love to pie you suited sometime
Photo11/22/13report
nice shot!
User: Suit19849/23/13report
most excellent
Photo1/23/13report
is reminded of a 3piece of yours years ago when you were drinking champagne and teasing with a spill
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Photo10/26/12report
hot profile shot!
User: Gungeless in Seattle7/1/12report
mmmm
Photo4/8/12report
HOT!
Photo: clips4sale.com/store/90624/8/12report
nice!
Photo1/22/12report
great shot
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Photo1/19/12report
mmm...nice!
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Photo12/31/11report
nice!
Photo12/24/11report
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