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@PCE: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: Nogged12/18/23report
@huncho: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable:
Photo: Waiter spill..."YOU IMBECILE!"12/18/23report
All I did was a) be best-dressed AS ALWAYS and b) ever so slightly complain about the egg nog ... ... ... :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: Nogged12/18/23report
@soggyaz: :gettingmad: It's not vanity when you look as good as I do!
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Video: Selfie12/11/23report
@PCE: !!!!!!! :mad:!!!!!! HEADS WILL ROLL AT THE POOL MANAGEMENT COMPANY!!! They're going to get an earful!!!! :gettingmad:...and the bill FOR A NEW SUIT!!!!!!!!!&*%$#@%^#@!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Selfie12/10/23report
I@PCE :miffed:
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Video: Splat and Cry10/7/23report
@PCE: Mother F___R! I'll sue YOUR ASS!!! :mad:
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Video: Splat and Cry10/6/23report
"Nice cufflinks, Old Sport!"
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Photo: ANIMATED GIF This pie was a pure frosting9/22/23report
@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!
Photo: Winner Winner, Spaghetti Dinner UGH!9/11/23report
@soggyaz: !!!!!!%&^$#@!$%*(!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!
Video: Relentless! July 2025 Update9/3/23report
@PCE: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :mad: :mad: :mad:
https://umd.net/profile/i/jjwam/section/videos/video/lamentations
Video: Batter Reaction9/3/23report
@PCE: !!!! :gettingmad:!!!! Kind of hard to take you seriously, Old Sport, when you just gave me a virtual WAM here...your sarcasm = not appreciated! :miffed:
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Video: Relentless! July 2025 Update9/3/23report
@Bo Shorts: STOP LAUGHING!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
I look like an IDIOT!!! A JACKASS!!...This is an OUTRAGE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Video: Relentless! July 2025 Update9/3/23report
@Slaps: THE WORST!!!!!! UGH!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Relentless! July 2025 Update9/3/23report
@soggaz: That's more than enough! I look like a jerk! An ass!!! :miserable: :miserable: :mad:
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Video: Relentless! July 2025 Update9/3/23report
@megapies: !%#&$#!% :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!
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Video: Relentless! July 2025 Update9/2/23report
@megapies: !!!!!!! They SUCKED!!! Made my humil worse!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Video: Relentless! July 2025 Update9/2/23report
:-D :-D :-D :-D
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Video: Oh My Poor Suit8/23/23report
:wahhh: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo8/18/23report
HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Photo: Cigar Boss in Suit Trashed8/15/23report
@robertdeville92: Thank you! :-)
Photo: before (Gangster-Chic) and after (RUINED!!!)8/15/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh:
Photo8/12/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: I DID!!! :mad:
Photo8/12/23report
:mad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad:
Video: No Smoking8/9/23report
@soggyaz: Not a thing about the hot man under it!! hmmmf! :mad:
Photo: what is it about a bucket on the head that adds to8/8/23report
@Bo Shorts: YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE THEM!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable:
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Photo: pushed in pool for being best-dressed!8/8/23report
@soggyas: I looked so good before!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Video: He Had It Coming8/8/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable:
Photo: egged and wedgied! 8/5/23report
@soggyaz: I LOOK LIKE AN ASS!! :mad:
Photo: egged and wedgied! 8/5/23report
@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I AM HANDSOME AND HAVE GREAT PASTE! :mad:
Photo: Egged, Syruped, and Dunced!8/4/23report
@Bo Shorts: It's embarrassing! :blush:
Photo: After the Storm8/4/23report
@Bo Shorts: I AM NOT A STOOGE!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
I AM A HANDSOME GENTLEMAN!!! WITH EXQUISITE TASTE!!
Photo: Egged, Syruped, and Dunced!8/4/23report
@Bo Short: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:
Photo: egged and wedgied! 8/4/23report
@soggyaz: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!! :miffed:
Video: Who Put That There?7/22/23report
HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Photo7/22/23report
Fill 'er up, LEADED!
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Photo7/22/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: Hilarious...NOT!!! :gettingmad:
Photo: Taken into Custardy!!7/22/23report
@soggyaz: YOU WOULDN'T DARE! :mad:
Photo: Taken into Custardy!!7/22/23report
:miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!
Photo: Taken into Custardy!!7/21/23report
@Bo ShortS: :mad: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
Video: Who Put That There?7/21/23report
@mikeyp: :miserable: :miserable:... :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:!!! Still wedgied when wet too!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!
Video: Wedgied and Wet7/4/23report
HAHAHAHAH! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo: Caramel Cream Pie 26/26/23report
LOVE how at the end the intern is made to wear the boss' jacket on his head...after he gunged it! JUST DESSERTS, as they say. :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Video: Disgruntled Intern--Part 26/18/23report
STILL LOVING THIS! HAHAHAHAH...when the intern gets egged...PERFECT COMEUPPANCE!!! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Video: Disgruntled Intern--Part 16/18/23report
@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:..... :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:!
Video: Wedgied and Wet5/30/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: THIS IS BAD ENOUGH!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: MY SUIT!!!5/28/23report
@2late: EXACTLY! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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Video: Recurring Nightmare... Oh Shit! It Really Happened?!?!5/19/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: NO!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:!
Video: Recurring Nightmare... Oh Shit! It Really Happened?!?!5/19/23report
EXCELLENT!!!! :D :D :D :D :D....HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :love: :love:
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Video: Disgruntled Intern--Part 15/16/23report
@robertdeville92: BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :mad:
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Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/10/23report
x-D x-D x-D x-D x-D :love: :love: :-P :-P x-D :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo5/8/23report
soggyaz: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/8/23report
@soggyaz: About right?!?!? :gettingmad:
It's an OUTRAGE! :mad:!
I look like A LAUGHINGSTOCK!
A JACKASS!! :mad:
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad: :miserable:!
Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/7/23report
@berndsuit: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:!!!
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Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/7/23report
@Curiouspaints: It's HORRIBLE!!! :mad:
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Photo: Office Manager Gunged by Contractors!5/7/23report
oh hello! :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:
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Photo4/29/23report
@MessyBusiness: Excellent! I'm sure I will come out on top! :D :D :D
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Photo: Catching Up on Investment Strategies4/15/23report
@piggishfootman: It's humiliating!! :gettingmad:
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Video: Flushed!4/15/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
@Funintmud: Right?!?! :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: Humiliated by Master M.4/3/23report
BITTER, JEALOUS QUEENS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:!!
THIS IS YOUR DOING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!
Photo: WORST BIRTHDAY WEEK EVER!!!3/28/23report
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHAT A STOOGE!!! :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo: 08. 3/26/23report
woof!! :loveeyes:
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Photo: 01. All dressed in my handsome tux for the night a3/26/23report
@BDSM_jester: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: DUNCED AGAIN 0313233/17/23report
@soggyaz: That's quite enough! And yes I see what you did there. :miffed:
Photo: DUNCED AGAIN 0313233/16/23report
@soggyaz: :mad:
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Photo: DUNCED!!! (whimpers)3/12/23report
alwayssuited2
:wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
I am a HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!!
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Photo: DUNCED!!! (whimpers)3/11/23report
@soggyaz: WHY ME?!?!?!?!?
:wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad: :mad:
Photo: DUNCED!!! (whimpers)3/10/23report
:wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :mad:!
Photo: DUNCED!!! (whimpers)3/10/23report
@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
Photo: WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!?!1/24/23report
@suitsandpies: :miffed:
Photo: My Sunday Best! RUINED!!!1/20/23report
@soggyaz: :mad:
Photo: DUNCED!1/17/23report
HAHAHAH!
Photo1/16/23report
HAHAHAH! WHAT A STOOGE!
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Photo1/16/23report
@soggyaz: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable:
Photo: CockySuit Loses a Poll1/15/23report
@alwayssuited2: NOOOOO! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo1/11/23report
@soggyaz: you'd pay MUCH more to get to hang out with me and you know it! :kiss: :-)
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Photo1/11/23report
HAHAHAH! WHAT A STOOGE!
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Photo: Tiktok Challenge1/8/23report
HAHAHAHAH! x-D x-D :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Photo1/8/23report
@Soakedbusinesssuit: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: CockySuit CLOBBERED with Creamed Corn12/27/22report
@megapiesL :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo: CockySuit CLOBBERED with Creamed Corn12/27/22report
@alwayssuited2: I was trying to prank someone else with it, but it backfired on me! :mad:
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Photo: CockySuit CLOBBERED with Creamed Corn12/27/22report
@alwayssuited2: DISGUSTING!...and that SMELL! UGHHH! :mad: :mad: :mad:!
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Photo: ugh! My Christmas Sunday Best!12/25/22report
@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!
Photo: ugh! MY SUIT!!!12/25/22report
Those fancy trousers... ;-)
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Photo12/23/22report
@piesuittieguy: Thanks, but I always seem to be getting punished for it! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo: WHY?!?!?12/18/22report
@berndsuit: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo: WHY?!?!?12/18/22report
@SethJamba: :mad: :mad:
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Photo: WHY?!?!?12/10/22report
@huncho: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo: WHY?!?!?12/10/22report
@alwayssuited2: For the whole world to see!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable:
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Video: National Pie-in-the-face Day12/4/22report
woof!
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Photo11/19/22report
mmmm :love:
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Photo11/13/22report
@alwayssuited2: NOT TRUE! :gettingmad: :miffed: :mad:!!
Photo: Humiliated by Master M.10/23/22report
UGH! My suit!
I'll sue! :mad:
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User: Slaps10/18/22report
NICE!
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Photo10/7/22report
:wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Video: Clobbered by Pie Fanatic (slideshow)9/25/22report
"It will be painless," they said.
"It's for a good cause," they said.

:mad:
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Photo: Conned into Volunteering for the Dunk Tank9/19/22report
@Curiouspants: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
Photo: The Perils of Smoking9/16/22report
SethJamba: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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Photo: SLIMED (from the archives)9/11/22report
megapies: :wahhh:
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Photo: SLIMED (from the archives)9/10/22report
@alwayssuited2: There will be no more accidents! :mad:
And I tell you another thing: I am done with "team-building" exercises. Sensed it was a mistake from the get-go, to pretend I could fit in with the regular staff. Lesson learned. :miffed:
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Photo: Executive Director Humiliated8/25/22report
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