I can smell and hear the soft grinding of your leather boots.
The loud popping and squeaking of your sticky Vinyl puffer jacket, as you pick up a large thick and creamy Cream Pie with your gold gloved hands, and laugh at this in awe PIE BOY as you smash that creamy Cream Pie right in my face.
Would you go on a date with me wearing this outfit with your clear PVC Raincoat and smash and smear a large Banana Cream Pie in my eager PIE BOY Face in public?